I know this is an awkward time to be asking, considering the events of the last week but we couldn't in good faith not pass this on. CNBC reports that Mr. Madoff, who was supposed to report to prison today at 1PM, has been granted an extension on his deadline to post ($10 million) bond. All we're asking for is two more people to co-sign, his brother and wife having already done so. Who's going to step up to the plate?
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Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:39PM
How about his two completely and totally innocent sons?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:39PM
One of his kids?
Posted by MarshallStack , Dec 16, 2008 12:40PM
Great! I have it covered.
Didn't make a lot on the management fee - but that back end load was sweet.
Love -
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:41PM
who is going to sighn for Mark and andy now that mom and uncle have already sighned for the Bman keep it in the family
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:42PM
Bernard Madoff is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:44PM
who is going to sighn for Mark and andy now that mom and uncle have already sighned for the Bman keep it in the family
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:44PM
How about Dick Fuld? Heard he sold some artwork a few weeks ago for some pretty good coin, easily enough to cover that $10. mil bond. K-Fuld is probably out shopping in Pennsylvania today so it's a good time to call and ask before she gets home.
PS: Maybe Fuld & Madoff can also work out which one gets the top bunk at the prison they both are eventually going to!
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:45PM
@5 you his mistress? The kids need to save their money for their legal defense because they are totally innocent......but then so was OJ
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:45PM
@1/2-- they're not allowed to have any contact w/ him because they're witnesses.
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Dec 16, 2008 12:45PM
There's always money in the banana stand.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:45PM
@5 you his mistress? The kids need to save their money for their legal defense because they are totally innocent......but then so was OJ
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:46PM
@5 Nice.
Posted by Seaman Bodine , Dec 16, 2008 12:47PM
it'd be sweet if some TV producer would post the bond, on the condition that he gets to implant a camera / mic for a few weeks
Posted by RonBurgundy , Dec 16, 2008 12:47PM
Why are they wasting tax dollars on this vermin? He should be given immediate capitol punishment.
Dude has already admitted guilt by turning himself in...
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:47PM
I'll pay his cab fare to get to prison.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:47PM
@9 witnesses or suspects?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:47PM
@5 was clearly one of the first to get in!
Posted by MarshallStack , Dec 16, 2008 12:47PM
@11
Banana Stan?
Afghanistan?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:47PM
Mark and Andrew
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:48PM
maybe muffie will?
Posted by MarshallStack , Dec 16, 2008 12:48PM
@11
Banana Stan?
Afghanistan?
Bluth
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:48PM
Notice a lot of AD related comments lately (#11). I wholly approve of this trend and the move away from wideclops.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:50PM
Shumerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Posted by diablo , Dec 16, 2008 12:53PM
@18
I believe that is a reference to George-Michael Bluth's frozen banana stand.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:53PM
How this guy is out on bail is beyond me - he had control of $17 BILLION which is now unaccounted for - and he has ties to other countries (Israel) - if this guy isnt a flight risk - who is.
DISGRACE
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:55PM
How this guy is out on bail is beyond me - he had control of $17 BILLION which is now unaccounted for - and he has ties to other countries (Israel) - if this guy isnt a flight risk - who is.
DISGRACE
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:56PM
Will they take a check?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:59PM
What is wideclops? Is it like watergate?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 12:59PM
@9: if the Feds believe Madoff will have "no contact" with his sons then they are even more incompetent than I thought.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:01PM
maybe Mark Rich can co-sign...
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:05PM
Look.... its Charlie "the knife" Gasparino
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:10PM
if i co-sign do i get to spend a "weekend at bernie's"?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:10PM
You couldn't have stopped them, the army couldn't have stopped them. So I had to.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:12PM
Will they take a check?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:19PM
@28 Yes, they both have a Deep Throat
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:25PM
As former Chairman of the SEC, I'll co sign. he is a good man though I never invested with him.
-Arthur Levitt
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:25PM
trap or die, kid
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:29PM
The Money is in the Banana Stand!!!!!!!
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:33PM
Long Bernie bond, long hitman contract as a hedge.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 1:38PM
@10
awesome.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:19PM
Maybe his brother Peter, and his neice Shana (aka the Madoff compliance team - Go Yale Law!) and her husband, former Madoff SEC investigator Eric something-or-other..maybe they can sign!
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 3:38PM
There's always money in the banana stand...
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 3:48PM
@41...
I'm assuming Yale is a joke that I wasn't here for...
Peter and Shana both went to Fordham Law and it took Peter a few years to pass the bar.
Either way they were the "lawyers" in charge!
Posted by guest , Dec 17, 2008 11:39AM
@10 so much pressure to be bright, he's got kids all over town.