As it's obviously the social event of the year, I know most of you, who've been planning the perfect outfit for months, need no reminder but for the shamefully uninformed among us: SATURDAY IS ANDREW CUOMO's BIRTHDAY. The soiree-cum-fundraiser for his next race will take place at Bridgewaters, in the South Street Seaport. Guests have been invited to attend for the bargain basement admission price of $1,000 for the two-hour cocktail party; for those who would like to eat dinner, the suggested donation is between $10,000 and $50,000. Dimon, Blankfein, Pandit, Mack et al all received save the date cards, though it's unclear if they decided amongst themselves it's not that weird for someone to date rape them and then ask for cab fare and will show up checks in hand, or if they'll only be making appearances in the Tonya Harding sense of the word.