Obviously the whole attempting to make some cash money off of a Senate seat situation is potentially embarrassing enough for Governor Blagojevich, but it's made so much more excellent by yesterday's grand display of cutting of Bank of America at the knees, is it not? I sincerely hope you're taking a moment to laugh this morning, Ken Lewis. From the Chicago Tribune:
Updated at 9:08 a.m.: Blagojevich and Harris were arrested simultaneously at their homes at about 6:15 a.m., according to the FBI. They were transported to FBI headquarters in Chicago, where they remained at 9 a.m.Updated at 9 a.m.: Blagojevich is slated to appear before U.S. Magistrate Judge Nan Nolan today at a time that has not yet been scheduled, according to Randall Samborn of the U.S. attorney's office.
Updated at 8:57 a.m.: On the issue of the U.S. Senate selection, federal prosecutors alleged Blagojevich sought appointment as Secretary of Health and Human Services in the new Obama administration, or a lucrative job with a union in exchange for appointing a union-preferred candidate.
Blagojevich and Harris conspired to demand the firing of Chicago Tribune editorial board members responsible for editorials critical of Blagojevich in exchange for state help with the sale of Wrigley Field, the Chicago Cubs baseball stadium owned by Tribune Co.
Blagojevich and Harris, along with others, obtained and sought to gain financial benefits for the governor, members of his family and his campaign fund in exchange for appointments to state boards and commissions, state jobs and state contracts.
"The breadth of corruption laid out in these charges is staggering," U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald said in a statement. "They allege that Blagojevich put a 'for sale' sign on the naming of a United States senator; involved himself personally in pay-to-play schemes with the urgency of a salesman meeting his annual sales target; and corruptly used his office in an effort to trample editorial voices of criticism."
Updated at 8:48 a.m.: Gov. Rod Blagojevich and his chief of staff John Harris were arrested today by FBI agents on federal corruption charges.
Blagojevich and Harris were accused of a wide-ranging criminal conspiracy that included Blagojevich conspiring to sell or trade the Senate seat left vacant by President-elect Barack Obama in exchange for financial benefits for the governor and his wife. The governor was also accused of obtaining campaign contributions in exchange for other official actions.
Blagojevich was taken into federal custody at his North Side home this morning.
A Blagojevich spokesman said he was unaware of the development. "Haven't heard anything -- you are first to call," Lucio Guerrero said in an e-mail.
The stunning, early morning visit by authorities to the governor's North Side home came amid revelations that federal investigators had recorded the governor with the cooperation of a longtime confidant and had begun to focus on the possibility that the process of choosing a Senate successor to President-elect Barack Obama could be tainted by pay-to-play politics.
Blagojevich was taken into custody hours after the Tribune reported that the investigation into allegations of pay-to-play politics within his administration had been expanded to include his pending choice of a Senate replacement for Obama. The Democratic governor has said he expects to make a decision on the state's next senator in weeks.
Sources told the Tribune that investigators intensified their investigation into Blagojevich amid concerns that the process of choosing a new senator could be tainted. The actions by federal authorities came a day before Blagojevich's 52nd birthday.
The Tribune previously disclosed that federal investigators had recordings of Blagojevich. Those recordings were aided by the cooperation of longtime Blagojevich confidant and former congressional chief of staff John Wyma.
On Monday, Blagojevich said he has done nothing wrong in his stewardship of the state and challenged critics to record him because his discussions were "always lawful."






Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:24AM
Stay classy, Chicago pols.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:28AM
Best comment so far is from Serolf Divad in the Wonkette comment threads:
"This isn’t just any bank we’re talking about here. It isn’t the 1st National bank of Tallahassee. It isn’t the Bank of Bilbao, or the Bank of Bangladesh. This is the Bank of AMERICA, bitch! That’s right: AMERICA. You try to roll us and we’ll fuck you. We will fuck you so hard with weathered hunk of plywood you’ll spend the next six months pulling splinters out your ass. We will fuck you with a red hot poker and then put it in the fire and fuck you again. We’ll tie you up and brand you and put you out to pasture with a stud horse who’ll fuck you silly for six straight hours. We will fuck you where you live, we will fuck you where you work and we’ll track you down and fuck you where you hide. So, you want to try and roll us? Bring it on. Try it, bitch. I double fucking dare you."
This needs to be in the fine print of every mortgage they write.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:30AM
This is the second consecutive Illinois Governor to go down on corruption charges. I'm thinking something is wrong in politics over there.
I'm shocked, because I thought Obama was as pure as the driven snow. I thought his political education in the Chicago/Illinois machine represented all that was good and wholesome about politics.
Hmmm. Interesting.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:32AM
what's the link to Wonkette?
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:32AM
what's the link to Wonkette?
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:32AM
@3 - yeah, Obama must be corrupt because he's from Illinois, just like he's a MUSLIM because he lived in Indonesia and he's a probably a surfer too because he was born in Hawaii. However, it's still better to be a corrupt Muslim surfer dude than a turd like yourself.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:34AM
Blago is a fucking disgrace. I hope he goes to Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison for the rest of his miserable life. Fucking scum.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:36AM
@6: At least he's not angry, like you.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:40AM
Obama's personal mansion was "funded" by Tony Rezko. Read the indictment -- Rezko is balls deep in all of this shit. And Obama endorsed Blago two years ago.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:41AM
hahah even though i dont consider BOA to be "part of the street"....thats what you get when you mess with the us you filthy scum of the earth
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:41AM
Quick acting karma... Hopefully Cuomo will get caught sticking the wrong foot under an airport bathroom door tomorrow.
@6 --> You are a douche. Calm down.
Posted by VOL IS KING , Dec 09, 2008 10:42AM
Wow give him the Elliot Spitzer Grand Stand to Slammer land speed record....
Time for Cuomo to man up and kill a drifter.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:43AM
Obama you're so fine, you're fine you blow my mind. Obama! Obama!
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:43AM
Now this is change we can believe in!
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:45AM
The City of Chicago and Da Mare say there is no money to plow the fucking streets when it snows. Yet the city can pay $1.74 million for a giant circle jerk in Grant Park on election night? Thanks, but I'd rather have my taxes plow the fucking roads than throw a party of Obama. Anything and everyone from this city and this state is a spineless political jellyfish.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:47AM
How close is Obama to this one....Il. is one of those corrupt states..... surprised no, disappointed not.
Posted by ab , Dec 09, 2008 10:48AM
real question: can IL complete the three-peat of governors in jail on corruption? let the nominations begin.
i start with tony rezko for gov.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:48AM
@15 The city billed Obama 1.74 million for the event
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:48AM
@15 - the City of Chicago isn't paying a dime for that celebration. The Obama campaign paid in full, you idiot.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:48AM
I wonder if this has something to do with the fact that neither Obama nor Daley get along with Blago anymore (i.e., no political cover).
Anyway, I agree with #11, let's hope Cuomo is next.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:52AM
@18 and @19 -- Obama hasn't paid shit yet, you morons. Check your facts first, you fucksticks. What with the hundreds of millions of dollars Obama is sitting on, and 2012 right around the corner, I can see why he'd want to fuck the city on its payables.
http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/1320907,CST-NWS-rally09.article
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:55AM
@21 - they've agreed to pay the city in full, and your article provides no evidence to the contrary. You have absolutely zero backing for your claim that he's going to fuck the city on its receivables (NOT payables, bitch).
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:57AM
@21 - at this point, I think the Obama campaign has a higher credit rating, and is more likely to make its payments, than whatever shitty bank you work for. How're those 2008 bonuses working out for you?
Posted by strangebrew , Dec 09, 2008 10:57AM
Barry O: "That's not the Rod Blagojevich that I know"
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:57AM
@22 -- Obama owes the City. It's Obama's payables. Learn English, you dildo.
And if they've agreed to pay the city and everything's all good, where is the cash? Lost in the mail? It's been a month...
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:58AM
@16 - Um, Sen Ted Stevens, convicted felon, lost in a squeaker of a race. Come on... how could it even be close!? Felon vs Non-Felon?
Palin was up on allegations of abuse of power and nicked the RNC for $180K worth of swag from Foot Locker and Toys R Us.
Is Alaska one o'them corrupt states too?
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:02AM
@25 - but you said "I can see why he'd want to fuck the city on its payables."
Clearly, you're using "he" to refer to "Obama", and "its" as a possessive pronoun standing in for "the city". It's "Obama's payables" but "the city's receivables". Ergo, "its" should have been followed by "receivables".
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:03AM
@6
I went to the school where Obama "taught." No one succeeds in Chicago politics without being corrupt. The guy has more skeletons in his closet than Ted Bundy.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:03AM
I hope Ted Stevens and Blago take turns banging each other in the ass during their lengthy prison terms.
Posted by redpandot , Dec 09, 2008 11:05AM
Looks like Louisana's gettin' some competition...
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:05AM
This is the work of US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald who got Scooter Libby, Cheney's chief of staff, convicted (though eventually his sentence was commuted by Bush). As all US Attorneys are supposed to resign because there's a new President, let us speculate about whether Obama will accept his resignation, or promotes him to a DOJ job, or lets him go to the private sector.
One other thing, the Governor was already a target of an investigation and this indictment seems to be based on the wiretapped conversations he was having last week.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:06AM
@28 - there is absolutely no way that a serious academic constitution like the University of Chicago would let you in.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:06AM
Can Blago still appoint Obama's successor? Does the decision fall to the Lt. Gov.?
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:11AM
Illinois voters are stupid. They keep voting in corrupt politicians (okay, more corrupt than usual) from both parties.
Thanks for fucking wasting my tax dollars, geniuses. This is what we get for having an uneducated voting populace who only want handouts.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:14AM
@34 - so, once you get laid off, I assume you'll refuse all unemployment benefits?
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:17AM
Fitzgerald also got the previous governor of Ill. convicted of corruption. That was Gov. Ryan, who happens to be a Republican.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:21AM
Hey, we are the corruption champions around here!
(Jersey signing out)
Posted by Investorcluzo , Dec 09, 2008 11:26AM
how many "spirit points" can I get for a bag full o' benjamins?
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:32AM
Sarah Palin for Gov in Ill! She's a maverick...
or Tina Fey.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:33AM
I've got a little bit of insight into the Chi political machine. This Blago BS shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.
The surprises are that Daley hasn't had anything come up and that Obama's skeletons are still in his closet.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:33AM
Does anyone here actually believe that Dear Leader's senate seat was being auctioned off without his inputs or him getting a cut?
Really?
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:38AM
I've got a little bit of insight into the Chi political machine. This Blago BS shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.
The surprises are that Daley hasn't had anything come up and that Obama's skeletons are still in his closet.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:45AM
@35, I'm talking about the waste that goes on in politics, not about the unemployment benefits. How does Blago threatening the Cubs or trying to get more money for himself have anything to do with unemployment benefits?
Posted by mrpink , Dec 09, 2008 1:16PM
there's something in the water here in IL.
-mrp
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 1:17PM
Have you read the indictment? You really believe that this “had nothing to do with [Obama]”. The governor and his people openly talk about horse trading with the president elect for his candidates appointment to the seat. I'm at a loss for words here...
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 1:19PM
@32
Don't you mean the Boof School of Bidness?
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 1:51PM
@45 - right, and then it becomes apparent that the President-elect told him to fuck off. Learn to read.
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 1:54PM
@45 - from the indictment:
“In a conversation with Harris on November 11, the charges state, Blagojevich said he knew that the President-elect wanted Senate Candidate 1 for the open seat but “they’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation. [Expletive] them.”
Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 2:21PM
@32:
"@28 - there is absolutely no way that a serious academic constitution like the University of Chicago would let you in."
Right, so I assume you take classes with 28 at community college, which would be a much less serious "constitution" than the University of Chicago.