Caption Contest Friday
Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 05, 2008, 10:19am
Comments
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:28AM
We need a wideclops...or perhaps a cyclops to demolish that Gettelfinger fuck.
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:32AM
"God, the only concession left to give these guys is to crawl under the committee table and give each member a hummer....Oh, that's funny. A Hummer."
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:35AM
Caption: Hey Wagoner, is this the first time you got an angry pirate?
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:36AM
Caption: Hey Wagoner, is this the first time you got an angry pirate?
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:41AM
off topic but a revelation none the less...
Brittney Spears is a wideclops
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:41AM
"Stupid, Stupid, Stupid - locking the damn keys in the Volt!"
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Posted by merkin capital partners, Dec 05, 2008 10:43AM
Never should have traded my Camry for that piece of shit Malibu.
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:46AM
Dodd, I meant money, not an actual liquidity injection. You're such an asshole.
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:48AM
Dammit, I should've listend to that Suzie Orman and diversified.
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:52AM
Hey 20, yours would be more appropriate today, given a certain Massachusetts Congressman's proclivities.
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:53AM
Just a little to the left, now up-trajectory-mark the snot will shoot right into his mouth hhhhmmmppphh
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:55AM
Dammit, I should've listend to that Suzie Orman and diversified.
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:56AM
550 miles in that ridiculous Volt thing, and I still have to sit here and listen to Congress lecture me about spending too much money.
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 11:04AM
"Maybe having John Mellencamp sing 'This is Our Country' until we got the money wasn't such a good idea"
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 11:07AM
"Maybe having John Mellencamp sing 'This is Our Country' until we got the money wasn't such a good idea"
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 11:27AM
"Christ, I've talked to these yoyos for ten goddamn minutes and I think I'm getting a brain tumor."
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 11:28AM
Or, "Okay, Frank, I let it go RIGHT IN MY EYE like I promised, you sick fuck. Now make with the bailout."
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 11:34AM
With this small mirror in my hand, I can look at Nancy Pelosi's tits during the hearings.
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 11:35AM
I shouldn't of finished that bottle of "silver chicken" tequila last night...
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Posted by Tapecracker, Dec 05, 2008 11:37AM
"If I'm going to get my face fucking ripped off, I may as well get started on the process my damn self..."
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 11:43AM
lets look at it with my lazy eye, maybe than it looks better..
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 11:54AM
caption: hi, my name is dealbreaker. i like to steal pictures from drudge report.
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 12:03PM
!!! Bro-mance alert !!!
#58/59 proposed on the DB message baord to #47 !!!
what will his reaction be?
Live commenting from our favorite homo couple Anal_yst and GAnalYst.
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 12:28PM
What? I wasn't supposed to drive down here in a Toyota Prius??? DOH!!!
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 12:29PM
Dammit Gettlefinger, put that thing away. My ass is still sore from an hour ago! What are you on, a banana diet or something?!
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 12:30PM
"Jesus Gelfy -could you please put your balls away?! I told you yesterday - i dont want any 'gum'."
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Posted by Anal_yst, Dec 05, 2008 12:48PM
@ 62
I'm not a homo, although I've got this hunch that GAnalYst probably is...
nice try though, almost funny
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 1:00PM
@58&59
Yes!! and Yes!! How can I refuse a girl who asks twice?
@47
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 1:04PM
If I look like I'm in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they'll give us a blank check
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 1:04PM
If I look like I'm in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they'll give us a blank check
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 1:04PM
If I look like I'm in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they'll give us a blank check
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 1:04PM
If I look like I'm in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they'll give us a blank check
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Posted by Private, Dec 05, 2008 1:08PM
"I can't believe that wideclops hooker gave me chlamydia, tell the valet to bring my Sebring around front, I have to go handle this."
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Posted by Private, Dec 05, 2008 1:09PM
"I can't believe that wideclops hooker gave me chlamydia, tell the valet to bring my Sebring around front, I have to go handle this."
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Posted by StillNoCouch, Dec 05, 2008 1:15PM
"They're never going to believe that I spent $9 Billion at Stuckies on the drive back here."
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Posted by Conflicts of disinterest, Dec 05, 2008 3:43PM
If I close one eye, it only looks half as bad... see, try it.
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Posted by trojan, Dec 05, 2008 3:52PM
"Wait, if your hand's bigger than your face you're mentally retarded? hmm let me see"
"gotcha!"
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 4:09PM
"Did I leave that dime bag in the Malibu? Shit...now I have to drive into Columbia Heights after dark in a pussymobile, this is just fucking great."
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Posted by PatrickBateman, Dec 05, 2008 4:14PM
"Like Flies to Shit: Mosquitos Attack Congressional Hearing"
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 4:35PM
"Jesus Christ - get that fucking guy out of my picture already"
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Posted by guest, Dec 05, 2008 10:24AM
oh yeah number 1