Caption Contest Friday
Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 05, 2008, 10:19am
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Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:24AM
oh yeah number 1
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:26AM
E...V...5...R...S..and i think the last one's a C
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:27AM
Put the Harvard/Office chick in every post from now on
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:28AM
We need a wideclops...or perhaps a cyclops to demolish that Gettelfinger fuck.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:32AM
"God, the only concession left to give these guys is to crawl under the committee table and give each member a hummer....Oh, that's funny. A Hummer."
Posted by Clown Capital , Dec 05, 2008 10:32AM
Caption: "Fuck! I'm old!"
- Young and Sexy
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:35AM
I have to ride to Capital Hill in this piece of sh*t?
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:35AM
Caption: Hey Wagoner, is this the first time you got an angry pirate?
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:36AM
Caption: Hey Wagoner, is this the first time you got an angry pirate?
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:39AM
"I can't believe someone bought stocks on my face!"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:40AM
BEG ON. Apply directly to the head.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:41AM
off topic but a revelation none the less...
Brittney Spears is a wideclops
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:41AM
"Stupid, Stupid, Stupid - locking the damn keys in the Volt!"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:41AM
BEG ON. Apply directly to the head.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:42AM
Caption: Crap! I forgot to put money in the parking meter.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:42AM
Must......justify.....Pontiac......Aztec.....
Posted by merkin capital partners , Dec 05, 2008 10:43AM
Never should have traded my Camry for that piece of shit Malibu.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:44AM
@16 - Brilliant
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:46AM
"Damnit Gelfy, I told you to shave the porn-stache"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:46AM
Dodd, I meant money, not an actual liquidity injection. You're such an asshole.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:48AM
"Duh, why did bet on the V8?"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:48AM
"Duh, why did we bet on the V8?"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:48AM
Dammit, I should've listend to that Suzie Orman and diversified.
Posted by dWayne , Dec 05, 2008 10:48AM
"sucks dude"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:51AM
excuse me while I pop in my glass eye.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:52AM
"Duh, why did we bet on the V8?"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:52AM
Hey 20, yours would be more appropriate today, given a certain Massachusetts Congressman's proclivities.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:52AM
Peek-A-Boo!! I see you!!
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:53AM
Just a little to the left, now up-trajectory-mark the snot will shoot right into his mouth hhhhmmmppphh
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:54AM
My son is gay?!?
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:55AM
Dammit, I should've listend to that Suzie Orman and diversified.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:56AM
"No Barney Frank, I will not kiss your a**!"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:56AM
550 miles in that ridiculous Volt thing, and I still have to sit here and listen to Congress lecture me about spending too much money.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:59AM
"Shit, did I remember to clear my browser history?"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:59AM
I forgot the dreidel for Barney.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:02AM
34, too true, amazing post.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:04AM
"Maybe having John Mellencamp sing 'This is Our Country' until we got the money wasn't such a good idea"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:07AM
"Maybe having John Mellencamp sing 'This is Our Country' until we got the money wasn't such a good idea"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:18AM
"Fucking real estate agents!"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:20AM
I should have brought my Preparation H.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:20AM
Caption: With only one eye the numbers look much smaller.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:22AM
oww not in the eye ...
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:27AM
"Christ, I've talked to these yoyos for ten goddamn minutes and I think I'm getting a brain tumor."
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:28AM
Or, "Okay, Frank, I let it go RIGHT IN MY EYE like I promised, you sick fuck. Now make with the bailout."
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:29AM
CEO skull-fucked by America.
Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 05, 2008 11:33AM
"F*CK"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:34AM
With this small mirror in my hand, I can look at Nancy Pelosi's tits during the hearings.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:35AM
Why didn't I go into the clergy like Mom wanted me to.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:35AM
Why didn't I go into the clergy like Mom wanted me to.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:35AM
Why didn't I go into the clergy like Mom wanted me to.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:35AM
I shouldn't of finished that bottle of "silver chicken" tequila last night...
Posted by Tapecracker , Dec 05, 2008 11:37AM
"If I'm going to get my face fucking ripped off, I may as well get started on the process my damn self..."
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:39AM
Now, I have to drive back to Detroit?
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:40AM
I shouldn't have tried to fuck Elizabeth Dole
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:41AM
Barney Frank's cock was bigger than I thought!
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:43AM
Is that your finger, Gettle............stop it....
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:43AM
lets look at it with my lazy eye, maybe than it looks better..
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:48AM
At 47 - Will u marry me??
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:52AM
At 47 - Will u marry me??
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:54AM
caption: hi, my name is dealbreaker. i like to steal pictures from drudge report.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:57AM
@60 it is on the front page of the WSJ.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:03PM
!!! Bro-mance alert !!!
#58/59 proposed on the DB message baord to #47 !!!
what will his reaction be?
Live commenting from our favorite homo couple Anal_yst and GAnalYst.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:05PM
oh snap! i think i left the curling iron plugged in!!!
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:05PM
oh snap! i think i left the curling iron plugged in!!!
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:08PM
"Am I eligible for the job bank?"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:21PM
#20 wins
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:28PM
What? I wasn't supposed to drive down here in a Toyota Prius??? DOH!!!
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:29PM
Dammit Gettlefinger, put that thing away. My ass is still sore from an hour ago! What are you on, a banana diet or something?!
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:30PM
"Jesus Gelfy -could you please put your balls away?! I told you yesterday - i dont want any 'gum'."
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:34PM
Can't bear to look -- stain on your pants or my tie?
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:48PM
just sneezed on my hand and ahhhhh smells soooo good...
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:48PM
just sneezed on my hand and ahhhhh smells soooo good...
Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 05, 2008 12:48PM
@ 62
I'm not a homo, although I've got this hunch that GAnalYst probably is...
nice try though, almost funny
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:48PM
just sneezed on my hand and ahhhhh smells soooo good...
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 1:00PM
@58&59
Yes!! and Yes!! How can I refuse a girl who asks twice?
@47
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 1:03PM
Oh god, the castles we had built in the sand are crumbling
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 1:04PM
My hand is prettier than my face
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 1:04PM
If I look like I'm in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they'll give us a blank check
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 1:04PM
If I look like I'm in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they'll give us a blank check
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 1:04PM
If I look like I'm in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they'll give us a blank check
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 1:04PM
If I look like I'm in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they'll give us a blank check
Posted by Private , Dec 05, 2008 1:08PM
"I can't believe that wideclops hooker gave me chlamydia, tell the valet to bring my Sebring around front, I have to go handle this."
Posted by Private , Dec 05, 2008 1:09PM
"I can't believe that wideclops hooker gave me chlamydia, tell the valet to bring my Sebring around front, I have to go handle this."
Posted by StillNoCouch , Dec 05, 2008 1:15PM
"They're never going to believe that I spent $9 Billion at Stuckies on the drive back here."
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 1:57PM
The suspension in the Volt needs some work.
Posted by Private , Dec 05, 2008 2:13PM
@54- You made my day- hysterical.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 2:25PM
Top Line A B E F, damn i do need glasses...
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 2:28PM
I DID have a V8!
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 2:34PM
"if you cover one eye, we're really not that bad off."
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 2:58PM
“shit, I just sharted”
Posted by Conflicts of disinterest , Dec 05, 2008 3:43PM
If I close one eye, it only looks half as bad... see, try it.
Posted by trojan , Dec 05, 2008 3:52PM
"Wait, if your hand's bigger than your face you're mentally retarded? hmm let me see"
"gotcha!"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 4:09PM
"Did I leave that dime bag in the Malibu? Shit...now I have to drive into Columbia Heights after dark in a pussymobile, this is just fucking great."
Posted by PatrickBateman , Dec 05, 2008 4:14PM
"Like Flies to Shit: Mosquitos Attack Congressional Hearing"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 4:35PM
"Jesus Christ - get that fucking guy out of my picture already"
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 4:35PM
I knew I should have taken the jet.
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 4:38PM
Hey taxpayer - read between the lines...
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 4:39PM
Hey taxpayer - read between the lines.....
Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 5:22PM
This helps both when driving drunk and when testifying in front of Congress drunk.
Posted by dorothy , Dec 06, 2008 4:14AM
i'm gonna fake my death, like ken lay did!