Caption Contest Friday

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Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:24AM

oh yeah number 1

2

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:26AM

E...V...5...R...S..and i think the last one's a C

3

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:27AM

Put the Harvard/Office chick in every post from now on

4

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:28AM

We need a wideclops...or perhaps a cyclops to demolish that Gettelfinger fuck.

5

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:32AM

"God, the only concession left to give these guys is to crawl under the committee table and give each member a hummer....Oh, that's funny. A Hummer."

6

Posted by Clown Capital , Dec 05, 2008 10:32AM

Caption: "Fuck! I'm old!"

- Young and Sexy

7

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:35AM

I have to ride to Capital Hill in this piece of sh*t?

8

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:35AM

Caption: Hey Wagoner, is this the first time you got an angry pirate?

9

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:36AM

Caption: Hey Wagoner, is this the first time you got an angry pirate?

10

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:39AM

"I can't believe someone bought stocks on my face!"

11

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:40AM

BEG ON. Apply directly to the head.

12

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:41AM

off topic but a revelation none the less...

Brittney Spears is a wideclops

13

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:41AM

"Stupid, Stupid, Stupid - locking the damn keys in the Volt!"

14

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:41AM

BEG ON. Apply directly to the head.

15

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:42AM

Caption: Crap! I forgot to put money in the parking meter.

16

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:42AM

Must......justify.....Pontiac......Aztec.....

17

Posted by merkin capital partners , Dec 05, 2008 10:43AM

Never should have traded my Camry for that piece of shit Malibu.

18

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:44AM

@16 - Brilliant

19

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:46AM

"Damnit Gelfy, I told you to shave the porn-stache"

20

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:46AM

Dodd, I meant money, not an actual liquidity injection. You're such an asshole.

21

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:48AM

"Duh, why did bet on the V8?"

22

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:48AM

"Duh, why did we bet on the V8?"

23

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:48AM

Dammit, I should've listend to that Suzie Orman and diversified.

24

Posted by dWayne , Dec 05, 2008 10:48AM

"sucks dude"

25

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:51AM

excuse me while I pop in my glass eye.

26

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:52AM

"Duh, why did we bet on the V8?"

27

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:52AM

Hey 20, yours would be more appropriate today, given a certain Massachusetts Congressman's proclivities.

28

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:52AM

Peek-A-Boo!! I see you!!

29

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:53AM

Just a little to the left, now up-trajectory-mark the snot will shoot right into his mouth hhhhmmmppphh

30

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:54AM

My son is gay?!?

31

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:55AM

Dammit, I should've listend to that Suzie Orman and diversified.

32

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:56AM

"No Barney Frank, I will not kiss your a**!"

33

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:56AM

550 miles in that ridiculous Volt thing, and I still have to sit here and listen to Congress lecture me about spending too much money.

34

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:59AM

"Shit, did I remember to clear my browser history?"

35

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 10:59AM

I forgot the dreidel for Barney.

36

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:02AM

34, too true, amazing post.

37

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:04AM

"Maybe having John Mellencamp sing 'This is Our Country' until we got the money wasn't such a good idea"

38

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:07AM

"Maybe having John Mellencamp sing 'This is Our Country' until we got the money wasn't such a good idea"

39

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:18AM

"Fucking real estate agents!"

40

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:20AM

I should have brought my Preparation H.

41

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:20AM

Caption: With only one eye the numbers look much smaller.

42

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:22AM

oww not in the eye ...

43

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:27AM

"Christ, I've talked to these yoyos for ten goddamn minutes and I think I'm getting a brain tumor."

44

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:28AM

Or, "Okay, Frank, I let it go RIGHT IN MY EYE like I promised, you sick fuck. Now make with the bailout."

45

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:29AM

CEO skull-fucked by America.

46

Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 05, 2008 11:33AM

"F*CK"

47

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:34AM

With this small mirror in my hand, I can look at Nancy Pelosi's tits during the hearings.

48

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:35AM

Why didn't I go into the clergy like Mom wanted me to.

49

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:35AM

Why didn't I go into the clergy like Mom wanted me to.

50

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:35AM

Why didn't I go into the clergy like Mom wanted me to.

51

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:35AM

I shouldn't of finished that bottle of "silver chicken" tequila last night...

52

Posted by Tapecracker , Dec 05, 2008 11:37AM

"If I'm going to get my face fucking ripped off, I may as well get started on the process my damn self..."

53

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:39AM

Now, I have to drive back to Detroit?

54

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:40AM

I shouldn't have tried to fuck Elizabeth Dole

55

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:41AM

Barney Frank's cock was bigger than I thought!

56

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:43AM

Is that your finger, Gettle............stop it....

57

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:43AM

lets look at it with my lazy eye, maybe than it looks better..

58

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:48AM

At 47 - Will u marry me??

59

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:52AM

At 47 - Will u marry me??

60

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:54AM

caption: hi, my name is dealbreaker. i like to steal pictures from drudge report.

61

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 11:57AM

@60 it is on the front page of the WSJ.

62

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:03PM

!!! Bro-mance alert !!!

#58/59 proposed on the DB message baord to #47 !!!

what will his reaction be?

Live commenting from our favorite homo couple Anal_yst and GAnalYst.

63

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:05PM

oh snap! i think i left the curling iron plugged in!!!

64

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:05PM

oh snap! i think i left the curling iron plugged in!!!

65

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:08PM

"Am I eligible for the job bank?"

66

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:21PM

#20 wins

67

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:28PM

What? I wasn't supposed to drive down here in a Toyota Prius??? DOH!!!

68

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:29PM

Dammit Gettlefinger, put that thing away. My ass is still sore from an hour ago! What are you on, a banana diet or something?!

69

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:30PM

"Jesus Gelfy -could you please put your balls away?! I told you yesterday - i dont want any 'gum'."

70

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:34PM

Can't bear to look -- stain on your pants or my tie?

71

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:48PM

just sneezed on my hand and ahhhhh smells soooo good...

72

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:48PM

just sneezed on my hand and ahhhhh smells soooo good...

73

Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 05, 2008 12:48PM

@ 62

I'm not a homo, although I've got this hunch that GAnalYst probably is...

nice try though, almost funny

74

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 12:48PM

just sneezed on my hand and ahhhhh smells soooo good...

75

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 1:00PM

@58&59

Yes!! and Yes!! How can I refuse a girl who asks twice?

@47

76

Posted by guest , Dec 05, 2008 1:03PM

Oh god, the castles we had built in the sand are crumbling

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