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oh yeah number 1
E…V…5…R…S..and i think the last one’s a C
Put the Harvard/Office chick in every post from now on
We need a wideclops…or perhaps a cyclops to demolish that Gettelfinger fuck.
“God, the only concession left to give these guys is to crawl under the committee table and give each member a hummer….Oh, that’s funny. A Hummer.”
Caption: “Fuck! I’m old!”
- Young and Sexy
I have to ride to Capital Hill in this piece of sh*t?
Caption: Hey Wagoner, is this the first time you got an angry pirate?
Caption: Hey Wagoner, is this the first time you got an angry pirate?
“I can’t believe someone bought stocks on my face!”
BEG ON. Apply directly to the head.
off topic but a revelation none the less…
Brittney Spears is a wideclops
“Stupid, Stupid, Stupid – locking the damn keys in the Volt!”
BEG ON. Apply directly to the head.
Caption: Crap! I forgot to put money in the parking meter.
Must……justify…..Pontiac……Aztec…..
Never should have traded my Camry for that piece of shit Malibu.
@16 – Brilliant
Dodd, I meant money, not an actual liquidity injection. You’re such an asshole.
“Duh, why did bet on the V8?”
“Duh, why did we bet on the V8?”
Dammit, I should’ve listend to that Suzie Orman and diversified.
“sucks dude”
excuse me while I pop in my glass eye.
“Duh, why did we bet on the V8?”
Hey 20, yours would be more appropriate today, given a certain Massachusetts Congressman’s proclivities.
Peek-A-Boo!! I see you!!
Just a little to the left, now up-trajectory-mark the snot will shoot right into his mouth hhhhmmmppphh
My son is gay?!?
Dammit, I should’ve listend to that Suzie Orman and diversified.
“No Barney Frank, I will not kiss your a**!”
550 miles in that ridiculous Volt thing, and I still have to sit here and listen to Congress lecture me about spending too much money.
“Shit, did I remember to clear my browser history?”
I forgot the dreidel for Barney.
34, too true, amazing post.
“Maybe having John Mellencamp sing ‘This is Our Country’ until we got the money wasn’t such a good idea”
“Maybe having John Mellencamp sing ‘This is Our Country’ until we got the money wasn’t such a good idea”
“Fucking real estate agents!”
I should have brought my Preparation H.
Caption: With only one eye the numbers look much smaller.
oww not in the eye …
“Christ, I’ve talked to these yoyos for ten goddamn minutes and I think I’m getting a brain tumor.”
Or, “Okay, Frank, I let it go RIGHT IN MY EYE like I promised, you sick fuck. Now make with the bailout.”
CEO skull-fucked by America.
“F*CK”
With this small mirror in my hand, I can look at Nancy Pelosi’s tits during the hearings.
Why didn’t I go into the clergy like Mom wanted me to.
Why didn’t I go into the clergy like Mom wanted me to.
Why didn’t I go into the clergy like Mom wanted me to.
I shouldn’t of finished that bottle of “silver chicken” tequila last night…
“If I’m going to get my face fucking ripped off, I may as well get started on the process my damn self…”
Now, I have to drive back to Detroit?
I shouldn’t have tried to fuck Elizabeth Dole
Barney Frank’s cock was bigger than I thought!
Is that your finger, Gettle…………stop it….
lets look at it with my lazy eye, maybe than it looks better..
At 47 – Will u marry me??
At 47 – Will u marry me??
caption: hi, my name is dealbreaker. i like to steal pictures from drudge report.
@60 it is on the front page of the WSJ.
!!! Bro-mance alert !!!
#58/59 proposed on the DB message baord to #47 !!!
what will his reaction be?
Live commenting from our favorite homo couple Anal_yst and GAnalYst.
oh snap! i think i left the curling iron plugged in!!!
oh snap! i think i left the curling iron plugged in!!!
“Am I eligible for the job bank?”
#20 wins
What? I wasn’t supposed to drive down here in a Toyota Prius??? DOH!!!
Dammit Gettlefinger, put that thing away. My ass is still sore from an hour ago! What are you on, a banana diet or something?!
“Jesus Gelfy -could you please put your balls away?! I told you yesterday – i dont want any ‘gum’.”
Can’t bear to look — stain on your pants or my tie?
just sneezed on my hand and ahhhhh smells soooo good…
just sneezed on my hand and ahhhhh smells soooo good…
@ 62
I’m not a homo, although I’ve got this hunch that GAnalYst probably is…
nice try though, almost funny
just sneezed on my hand and ahhhhh smells soooo good…
@58&59
Yes!! and Yes!! How can I refuse a girl who asks twice?
@47
Oh god, the castles we had built in the sand are crumbling
My hand is prettier than my face
If I look like I’m in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they’ll give us a blank check
If I look like I’m in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they’ll give us a blank check
If I look like I’m in pain and thinking real hard, maybe they’ll give us a blank check
“I can’t believe that wideclops hooker gave me chlamydia, tell the valet to bring my Sebring around front, I have to go handle this.”
“I can’t believe that wideclops hooker gave me chlamydia, tell the valet to bring my Sebring around front, I have to go handle this.”
“They’re never going to believe that I spent $9 Billion at Stuckies on the drive back here.”
The suspension in the Volt needs some work.
@54- You made my day- hysterical.
Top Line A B E F, damn i do need glasses…
I DID have a V8!
“if you cover one eye, we’re really not that bad off.”
“shit, I just sharted”
If I close one eye, it only looks half as bad… see, try it.
“Wait, if your hand’s bigger than your face you’re mentally retarded? hmm let me see”
“gotcha!”
“Did I leave that dime bag in the Malibu? Shit…now I have to drive into Columbia Heights after dark in a pussymobile, this is just fucking great.”
“Like Flies to Shit: Mosquitos Attack Congressional Hearing”
“Jesus Christ – get that fucking guy out of my picture already”
I knew I should have taken the jet.
Hey taxpayer – read between the lines…
Hey taxpayer – read between the lines…..
This helps both when driving drunk and when testifying in front of Congress drunk.
i’m gonna fake my death, like ken lay did!