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1. 1
   Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 11:59 AM

   “hmm, how do i make $$$?”

2. 2
   Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:01 PM

   “Hey – do you think Paulson would bail me out?”

3. 3
   Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:03 PM

   And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything…

4. 4
   Posted by Pay It Forward | December 19, 2008 at 12:10 PM

   #3 wins.
   /contest

5. 5
   Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:11 PM

   look i’m on tv!

6. 6
   Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:11 PM

   @3 – winner. i’m calling it now.

7. 7
   Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:12 PM

   Home Alone, starring Bernie Madoff

8. 8
   Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:12 PM

   http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/2527099632_bfa97fe0e3.jpg

9. 9
   Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:12 PM

   Hun, is this hotdog Kosher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

10. 10
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:14 PM

    Home Alone, starring Bernie Madoff

11. 11
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:16 PM

    “No deal! No deal!”

12. 12
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    It’s 9PM…do you know where all your money went?

13. 13
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    Can’t sit in the lazy lounger and prop my feet up while watching TV – this ankle bracelet sure is a bitch!

14. 14
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:21 PM

    # 3 wins f’ing hilarous
    although doesn’t the sham wow guy say they make them in Germany?

15. 15
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:22 PM

    I wonder if I should call Martha now or after Heroes?

16. 16
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    “Let me out! I’m Oscar!”

17. 17
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    Buy a Madoff shirt, support Capitalism
    http://245588.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

18. 18
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:29 PM

    You know, if there ever was a case supporting “Sham-Wow” commentary in this forum, Madoff is it!

19. 19
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    should he really be sitting in front of a window like that?…for all we know, that picture could have been taken from a gun scope.

20. 20
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:36 PM

    Secret Millionaire is on…hmmm, maybe we can scam them out of some dough-ray-mee

21. 21
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    It is 9 o’clock – hmmm, What’s this on CNBC? Interesting title “Bernie Madoff a& the $50 billion heist”.

22. 22
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    I wonder what those crazy golden girls will do tonight!

23. 23
    Posted by StillNoCouch | December 19, 2008 at 12:44 PM

    Bernie and his bong on a quiet evening at home.

24. 24
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    “OK, Ruth, we need to talk about this … when I’m giving a hummer to my new Aryan boyfriend in the joint, do I hold his schmeckel like this?

25. 25
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:48 PM

    I bet he was watching Sponge Bob Squarepants, or was it Dirty Jobs….

26. 26
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:56 PM

    Why are Mort Z and Donald T saying all these nasty things about me?

27. 27
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:59 PM

    @3 Best. Comment. Ever.

28. 28
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    No time for the old “in-out” love, I’m just here to check the meter.

29. 29
    Posted by Pay It Forward | December 19, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    @3: http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x98/vrykyl250/SHAMWOW.jpg

30. 30
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:10 PM

    @3…. I wish I were #3 or the ShamWow guy. Both are winners to me!!!

31. 31
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:15 PM

    @32…. thank you… i have tears of joy in my eye…. Greatest. Link. Today.

32. 32
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:20 PM

    Yeah, I f’d up, but no way i deserve this huge arrow up my @ss…

33. 33
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:21 PM

    “Honey, can you come in here and take notes? OZ is starting soon…”

34. 34
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:21 PM

    I know this is a rip off of #3, the true winner, but how about:
    “Hmm… there must be something to this pajamma-gram commerical, CNBC sold 75% of their ad load to them…. This can’t miss!!!”

35. 35
    Posted by Pay It Forward | December 19, 2008 at 1:30 PM

    “This is so fucking extreme that it’ll even absorb your fucking dog!”

36. 36
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:31 PM

    Simply the best. Smarter than all the rest.

37. 37
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:40 PM

    @17 – Yes. “You know the Germans always make good stuff.”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

38. 38
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:46 PM

    I love lamp.

39. 39
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:47 PM

    “Honey, Schindler’s List is on”

40. 40
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:51 PM

    hmmmmmmmmm, 133 East 64th Street.
    NOw lets get a Mossad up there with a Galil sniper rifle.

41. 41
    Posted by Madmartigan | December 19, 2008 at 1:56 PM

    Rumor is Made-off family ain’t going broke…kids insured through Lloyd’s for fraud.

42. 42
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:00 PM

    Hurry Honey, The Sting is on. “REMEMBER HOW GOOD THE FEEL WAS THE FIRST TIME.”

43. 43
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:00 PM

    “And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids!”

44. 44
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:01 PM

    “And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids!”

45. 45
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:06 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m54bAfxgYPw

46. 46
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:08 PM

    Last time I gave away my niece to make people look the other way, I wonder who I can give away this time.

47. 47
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:19 PM

    “Whew, The Biggest Loser is a show about a bunch fat people rather than me and my investors.”

48. 48
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:43 PM

    Ruth: What are we going to do tonight Bernie?
    Bernie: The same thing we do every night, honey. Try to ponzi the world.

49. 49
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 3:13 PM

    #3, Love the Shamwow.

50. 50
    Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 3:14 PM

    3 with an honorable mention to 4.

51. 51
    Posted by wfisher | December 19, 2008 at 4:08 PM

    Man, you make ONE little mistake….

52. 52
    Posted by wfisher | December 19, 2008 at 4:09 PM

    Man, you make ONE little mistake….

53. 53
    Posted by wfisher | December 19, 2008 at 4:09 PM

    Man, you make ONE little mistake….

54. 54
    Posted by wfisher | December 19, 2008 at 4:10 PM

    Man, you make ONE little mistake….

55. 55
    Posted by wfisher | December 19, 2008 at 4:11 PM

    Man, you make ONE little mistake….

56. 56
    Posted by guest | December 20, 2008 at 5:28 AM

    shout out to dipset, freeky zeeky, max b, kiss me thru the phone……. ya deeeeeeee. basically just get at me…. u mad????

57. 57
    Posted by guest | December 20, 2008 at 5:28 AM

    shout out to dipset, freeky zeeky, max b, kiss me thru the phone……. ya deeeeeeee. basically just get at me…. u mad????

58. 58
    Posted by guest | December 20, 2008 at 11:00 PM

    Put out the light, then put out the light.

59. 59
    Posted by guest | December 25, 2008 at 10:33 PM

    Another infomercial, what a scam!

60. 60
    Posted by guest | January 8, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    He’s alone in the bedroom. Looks like the family is out, captain. I have a clear shot. Should I take it?

61. 61
    Posted by guest | January 8, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    I’d love to eat that PIZZA, PASTA, BURGERS, and POTROAST!

62. 62
    Posted by guest | January 8, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    NUMBER 4!!! hahahaha :)

63. 63
    Posted by guest | January 9, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    “These parents on SuperNanny are downright delinquant! Get a hold of your kids you losers!”