• 19 Dec 2008 at 11:51 AM

Caption Contest Friday: Bernie Madoff Maxes and Relaxes

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    1. 1
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 11:59 AM

      “hmm, how do i make $$$?”

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:01 PM

      “Hey – do you think Paulson would bail me out?”

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:03 PM

      And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything…

    4. 4
      Posted by Pay It Forward | December 19, 2008 at 12:10 PM

      #3 wins.
      /contest

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:11 PM

      look i’m on tv!

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:11 PM

      @3 – winner. i’m calling it now.

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:12 PM

      Home Alone, starring Bernie Madoff

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:12 PM

      http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/2527099632_bfa97fe0e3.jpg

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:12 PM

      Hun, is this hotdog Kosher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:14 PM

      Home Alone, starring Bernie Madoff

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:16 PM

      “No deal! No deal!”

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:20 PM

      It’s 9PM…do you know where all your money went?

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:20 PM

      Can’t sit in the lazy lounger and prop my feet up while watching TV – this ankle bracelet sure is a bitch!

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:21 PM

      # 3 wins f’ing hilarous
      although doesn’t the sham wow guy say they make them in Germany?

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:22 PM

      I wonder if I should call Martha now or after Heroes?

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:24 PM

      “Let me out! I’m Oscar!”

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:25 PM

      Buy a Madoff shirt, support Capitalism
      http://245588.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:29 PM

      You know, if there ever was a case supporting “Sham-Wow” commentary in this forum, Madoff is it!

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:35 PM

      should he really be sitting in front of a window like that?…for all we know, that picture could have been taken from a gun scope.

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:36 PM

      Secret Millionaire is on…hmmm, maybe we can scam them out of some dough-ray-mee

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:38 PM

      It is 9 o’clock – hmmm, What’s this on CNBC? Interesting title “Bernie Madoff a& the $50 billion heist”.

    22. 22
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:43 PM

      I wonder what those crazy golden girls will do tonight!

    23. 23
      Posted by StillNoCouch | December 19, 2008 at 12:44 PM

      Bernie and his bong on a quiet evening at home.

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:45 PM

      “OK, Ruth, we need to talk about this … when I’m giving a hummer to my new Aryan boyfriend in the joint, do I hold his schmeckel like this?

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:48 PM

      I bet he was watching Sponge Bob Squarepants, or was it Dirty Jobs….

    26. 26
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:56 PM

      Why are Mort Z and Donald T saying all these nasty things about me?

    27. 27
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 12:59 PM

      @3 Best. Comment. Ever.

    28. 28
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:06 PM

      No time for the old “in-out” love, I’m just here to check the meter.

    29. 29
      Posted by Pay It Forward | December 19, 2008 at 1:08 PM

      @3: http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x98/vrykyl250/SHAMWOW.jpg

    30. 30
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:10 PM

      @3…. I wish I were #3 or the ShamWow guy. Both are winners to me!!!

    31. 31
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:15 PM

      @32…. thank you… i have tears of joy in my eye…. Greatest. Link. Today.

    32. 32
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:20 PM

      Yeah, I f’d up, but no way i deserve this huge arrow up my @ss…

    33. 33
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:21 PM

      “Honey, can you come in here and take notes? OZ is starting soon…”

    34. 34
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:21 PM

      I know this is a rip off of #3, the true winner, but how about:
      “Hmm… there must be something to this pajamma-gram commerical, CNBC sold 75% of their ad load to them…. This can’t miss!!!”

    35. 35
      Posted by Pay It Forward | December 19, 2008 at 1:30 PM

      “This is so fucking extreme that it’ll even absorb your fucking dog!”

    36. 36
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:31 PM

      Simply the best. Smarter than all the rest.

    37. 37
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:40 PM

      @17 – Yes. “You know the Germans always make good stuff.”
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

    38. 38
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:46 PM

      I love lamp.

    39. 39
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:47 PM

      “Honey, Schindler’s List is on”

    40. 40
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 1:51 PM

      hmmmmmmmmm, 133 East 64th Street.
      NOw lets get a Mossad up there with a Galil sniper rifle.

    41. 41
      Posted by Madmartigan | December 19, 2008 at 1:56 PM

      Rumor is Made-off family ain’t going broke…kids insured through Lloyd’s for fraud.

    42. 42
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:00 PM

      Hurry Honey, The Sting is on. “REMEMBER HOW GOOD THE FEEL WAS THE FIRST TIME.”

    43. 43
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:00 PM

      “And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids!”

    44. 44
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:01 PM

      “And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids!”

    45. 45
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:06 PM

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m54bAfxgYPw

    46. 46
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:08 PM

      Last time I gave away my niece to make people look the other way, I wonder who I can give away this time.

    47. 47
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:19 PM

      “Whew, The Biggest Loser is a show about a bunch fat people rather than me and my investors.”

    48. 48
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 2:43 PM

      Ruth: What are we going to do tonight Bernie?
      Bernie: The same thing we do every night, honey. Try to ponzi the world.

    49. 49
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 3:13 PM

      #3, Love the Shamwow.

    50. 50
      Posted by guest | December 19, 2008 at 3:14 PM

      3 with an honorable mention to 4.

    51. 51
      Posted by wfisher | December 19, 2008 at 4:08 PM

      Man, you make ONE little mistake….

    52. 52
      Posted by wfisher | December 19, 2008 at 4:09 PM

      Man, you make ONE little mistake….

    53. 53
      Posted by wfisher | December 19, 2008 at 4:09 PM

      Man, you make ONE little mistake….

    54. 54
      Posted by wfisher | December 19, 2008 at 4:10 PM

      Man, you make ONE little mistake….

    55. 55
      Posted by wfisher | December 19, 2008 at 4:11 PM

      Man, you make ONE little mistake….

    56. 56
      Posted by guest | December 20, 2008 at 5:28 AM

      shout out to dipset, freeky zeeky, max b, kiss me thru the phone……. ya deeeeeeee. basically just get at me…. u mad????

    57. 57
      Posted by guest | December 20, 2008 at 5:28 AM

      shout out to dipset, freeky zeeky, max b, kiss me thru the phone……. ya deeeeeeee. basically just get at me…. u mad????

    58. 58
      Posted by guest | December 20, 2008 at 11:00 PM

      Put out the light, then put out the light.

    59. 59
      Posted by guest | December 25, 2008 at 10:33 PM

      Another infomercial, what a scam!

    60. 60
      Posted by guest | January 8, 2009 at 5:30 PM

      He’s alone in the bedroom. Looks like the family is out, captain. I have a clear shot. Should I take it?

    61. 61
      Posted by guest | January 8, 2009 at 5:30 PM

      I’d love to eat that PIZZA, PASTA, BURGERS, and POTROAST!

    62. 62
      Posted by guest | January 8, 2009 at 5:31 PM

      NUMBER 4!!! hahahaha :)

    63. 63
      Posted by guest | January 9, 2009 at 11:06 PM

      “These parents on SuperNanny are downright delinquant! Get a hold of your kids you losers!”

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