Caption Contest Friday: Bernie Madoff Maxes and Relaxes

Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 19, 2008, 11:51am

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Madoff Mania [NYSD]

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Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 11:59AM

"hmm, how do i make $$$?"

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:01PM

"Hey - do you think Paulson would bail me out?"

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:03PM

this shamwow guy is a genius

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:03PM

And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything...

Posted by Pay It Forward , Dec 19, 2008 12:10PM

#3 wins.

/contest

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:11PM

look i'm on tv!

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:11PM

@3 - winner. i'm calling it now.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:12PM

Home Alone, starring Bernie Madoff

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:12PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/2527099632_bfa97fe0e3.jpg

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:12PM

Hun, is this hotdog Kosher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:13PM

and what becomes of Tiny Tim, Spirit?

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:13PM

hmmm, 1 800 cash 4 gold. . .

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:14PM

Home Alone, starring Bernie Madoff

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:16PM

"No deal! No deal!"

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:20PM

It's 9PM...do you know where all your money went?

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:20PM

Can't sit in the lazy lounger and prop my feet up while watching TV - this ankle bracelet sure is a bitch!

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:21PM

# 3 wins f'ing hilarous

although doesn't the sham wow guy say they make them in Germany?

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:22PM

I wonder if I should call Martha now or after Heroes?

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:24PM

"Let me out! I'm Oscar!"

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:25PM

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Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:29PM

You know, if there ever was a case supporting "Sham-Wow" commentary in this forum, Madoff is it!

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:35PM

should he really be sitting in front of a window like that?...for all we know, that picture could have been taken from a gun scope.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:36PM

Secret Millionaire is on...hmmm, maybe we can scam them out of some dough-ray-mee

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:38PM

It is 9 o'clock - hmmm, What's this on CNBC? Interesting title "Bernie Madoff a& the $50 billion heist".

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:43PM

I wonder what those crazy golden girls will do tonight!

Posted by StillNoCouch , Dec 19, 2008 12:44PM

Bernie and his bong on a quiet evening at home.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:45PM

"OK, Ruth, we need to talk about this ... when I'm giving a hummer to my new Aryan boyfriend in the joint, do I hold his schmeckel like this?

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:48PM

I bet he was watching Sponge Bob Squarepants, or was it Dirty Jobs....

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:56PM

Why are Mort Z and Donald T saying all these nasty things about me?

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 12:59PM

@3 Best. Comment. Ever.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:06PM

No time for the old "in-out" love, I'm just here to check the meter.

Posted by Pay It Forward , Dec 19, 2008 1:08PM

@3: http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x98/vrykyl250/SHAMWOW.jpg

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:10PM

@3.... I wish I were #3 or the ShamWow guy. Both are winners to me!!!

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:15PM

@32.... thank you... i have tears of joy in my eye.... Greatest. Link. Today.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:20PM

Yeah, I f'd up, but no way i deserve this huge arrow up my @ss...

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:21PM

"Honey, can you come in here and take notes? OZ is starting soon..."

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:21PM

I know this is a rip off of #3, the true winner, but how about:

"Hmm... there must be something to this pajamma-gram commerical, CNBC sold 75% of their ad load to them.... This can't miss!!!"

Posted by Pay It Forward , Dec 19, 2008 1:30PM

"This is so fucking extreme that it'll even absorb your fucking dog!"

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:31PM

Simply the best. Smarter than all the rest.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:40PM

@17 - Yes. "You know the Germans always make good stuff."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:46PM

I love lamp.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:47PM

"Honey, Schindler's List is on"

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 1:51PM

hmmmmmmmmm, 133 East 64th Street.
NOw lets get a Mossad up there with a Galil sniper rifle.

Posted by Madmartigan , Dec 19, 2008 1:56PM

Rumor is Made-off family ain't going broke...kids insured through Lloyd's for fraud.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 2:00PM

Hurry Honey, The Sting is on. "REMEMBER HOW GOOD THE FEEL WAS THE FIRST TIME."

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 2:00PM

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 2:01PM

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 2:06PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m54bAfxgYPw

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 2:08PM

Last time I gave away my niece to make people look the other way, I wonder who I can give away this time.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 2:19PM

"Whew, The Biggest Loser is a show about a bunch fat people rather than me and my investors."

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 2:43PM

Ruth: What are we going to do tonight Bernie?

Bernie: The same thing we do every night, honey. Try to ponzi the world.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 3:13PM

#3, Love the Shamwow.

Posted by guest , Dec 19, 2008 3:14PM

3 with an honorable mention to 4.

Posted by wfisher , Dec 19, 2008 4:08PM