The Madoff brothers, Mark and Andy, in better days. Montana fishing trip. Date unknown.
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See no evil, see no evil.
Daddy’s sleeping with the fishes.
“So is the river we dump dad’s body in when we decide he’s had enough?”
Winners of this year’s “Unlucky Sperm Club Fly Fishing Tournament.” Tell them what they’ve won…
After we got fired:
“Gone Fishin’ with Kenny Smith”
looks like they’re fishing in a drainage canal aka sewer.
Squeal like a pig.
This place smells like dad’s SEC file
Daddy is piece of shit and we are dumb and dumber.
I hope they fall into a pond full of pirahanas!
Hey everyone, I’m a regular over at Yahoo! but thought I would come check out this website because some of my friends at school said it was rad. Anyway, I have a first year analyst offer at Lehman for next year. Does anyone know what group at Barclays will be taking me and what my first year bonus should be? I can’t wait to get to the big city for models and bottles!
I wonder if Brian Hunter took that picture…
Walk 12 paces west of the large patch of fescue that looks like it shouldn’t be there, then 2 feet past the waterline during low tide on the longest day of the year. Buried in three sealed plastic bags, that’s where you’ll find the money.
this is not montana unless they’re fishing in septic drainage canal in helena
Christ, what assholes.
@10. are you serious? get out of here
@13 of my nads
@13 off my nads
And what about the point that Madoff suggests he acted alone? Well, gee, how convenient! So he’s saying that none of his employees — or sons or other relatives who worked all over the firm at the highest levels — knew anything about anything?
I say that for Madoff to perpetrate this fraud alone would have been next to impossible given the scale of the business.
And check out this note from a source: “I spoke with a friend today in Denver who used to call on them. [Madoff] had this separate activity for the ‘hedge fund.’ My friend tried to find out how to get into that part to get more biz from their firm. He was told that was run on a separate floor in a room to which only three people had access where the algorithms were running the money in this black box format.” Note: Three people is more than one people.
-Andy Serwer, CNNMoney
wait, that’s not the maloof brothers?
Pack up the Dingie Fredos because you are dead to me…
@15- god, shut up. can you seriously not tell he’s making a (stupid, unfunny) joke?
@10: please leave, now.
@22. you are retarded
@22. you are retarded
I wish a big Grizzly bear would walk up and eat their faces….
dad told me he’s been catching bounds of above-average fish from this river for over 40 years
catchin the bernie fish….been a bitch to wheel in…
Beavis: heh heh, we’re going to catch whales with our ponzi-bait…
Butthead: heh heh
@26
I wish a big Grizzly bear would walk up and eat their feces….
@15. Wow guess my friends were wrong and you’re all fags. Yes I’m serious! Don’t you guys like talking finance? I know you can answer my questions I’m just hoping my bonus is bangin enough to roll with bottle service all year WHAAAAT!
son mark is a novice/wannabe fly fisherman who, instead of learning how to cast,tried to get instant cred by purchasing Abel Reels, a high-end fly reel manufacturer in CA. there’s a youtube video of him fly fishing (laughably) — search “mark madoff abel reels” what a poseur/douche.
Hook, line, and sinker…
it was their christmas (Hanukkah?) card from last year…”thanks for the trip all!…xoxo”
What’s the over under on the fly gear?
$10,000?
It looks like parts of the Snake outside Jackson where you are basically fishing next to the Jersey Turnpike.
‘Dad is a crook’
‘I know’
‘The shame – I wish I could just shrink into a hole’
‘me too’
‘Thats it – I’m gonna do it…..I’ll start with my head…….’
You think they will find us up here, when dad sells us out?
The name of his top guy is Frank DePesquale.
Randy and Ralphie go fishing.
“You’ll shoot your eye out!”
I’m guessing that they and anyone else with the last name of Madoff in the NYC area will need (and probably already have) full time round the clock bodyguards.
@20 – winner
31 – bottle service is great. all the hitters are hanging out at this ubber hip underground club in… Well, you’ll find it when you make associate! Keep up the good work.
35 You serious about the $10,000? Where’s the intrinsic value – looks like some gears and fiberglass to me. Please explain. My humble youth was spent playing basketball and hanging out in bowling alleys.
@43 please stick to the alleys
27 pretty good. the rest, not!
I know that spot. It’s in Piscataway about 20 yards down the gravel slope from Bennigans.
anyway, I heard first year analysts bonuses are off onlty about 5%.
@43 please leave.
36 winner
@27 Winner!
All that clothing will not protect them from the anal insertion of the mighty TORAH!
BARUCH ATA ADONAI!
Fuckers…
44 47 You know nothing else about me (if I need to spell it out: school, job) but want me to leave because my youth was spent in bowling alleys? A bit harsh no? What is this, England?
“Dad said we were going to go fishing for Gefilte Fish but no one in Montana seems to know what that is.”
drainage pond in Northern Indiana, near the US Steel plants, visible from the Skyway. Good place for frog-legs nearby if you go for that sort of thing.
Winners of the 2007 Trouser Trout Wranglers Jamboree
Our father who is scammer
hallowed be his name…
then bang bang.. 2 less witnesses…
@20 – guy on the right has very tiny genitals – I’d prob call him “babydick” in fact
@35
You can sneeze $10K in fly fishing, even if your not trying to look impressive. If the guy is buying Abel reels just because they are “the best”. I suspect it looks more like this. Multiple reels per rod (maybe three, since he was a jackass) and the salesman saw him coming. A 5 weight rod, a 6, an 8 for Salmon. A 1 weight because brookies are a blast on them. Regular waders, hip waders, neoprene, wet wading gear. Sunglasses based on lighting conditions. Vests and hip packs with just the right configuration for the waters. Oh and I haven’t really even gotten to rods yet. This guy sounds like he would have insisted on at least a couple bamboo rods ($2-3K plus per). If this guy spent less that $50-100K on gear alone he never met a half decent salesman the entire time he was fishing.
‘I got told that if someone bought the same fishing gear as me I’d get a 20% discount next time’
‘erm….me too’
doh!
how many of you fucktards have traded with this shit head and not even know you got burned? I bet over 50% of the street
“Mark, do you think this is where Daddy goes when he is, as he puts it, ‘trolling for suckers’?”
“I don’t know Andy, but Daddy always says it’s like ‘shooting fish in a barrel’”
@58:
I catch mah fish with a stick and strang.
daddy I know you just got us dressed but we need to pee. NOW!!!!
@27 winner!
oil, black gold
@58 – ‘to look impressive’?
@Vol,
I’m sure you’d fit right in.
@43,
Intrinsic value has little or nothing to do with fly fishing. In fact the concepts of ice cream and Tuesday have more in common with each other than ff and iv.
“The Annual Madoff Compliance Meeting”
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach these men to fish they bankrupt your grandmother.
@58 I bet your fishing salesman convinced you to fondle his genitals with your tongue
in search of consistent returns, the madoff brothers travel to the ends of the earth.
Long ago, when I was a young man, my father said to me, “Norman, you like to write stories.” And I said “Yes, I do.” Then he said, “Someday, when you’re ready you might tell our family story. Only then will you understand what happened and why.”
@ 58 — is EricM code for BrianH?
“You know Andy, there’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.”
“Really? I wonder which side of the line we’re standing on?”
I spent $50B and all I got was this lousy fishing gear.
69 wins… how appropriate.
“I don’t think we’re in Palm Beach any more.”
@68 wins, closely beating out @27
“The Madoff Audit Firm during the annual audit”
hot damn – cast over there – more land suckers to fleece
Madoff Real Estate Partners, Specializing in Prime Montana Beach Front Property
“Don’t worry, we’ll be down in Mexico tomorrow.”
@73, Truly sublime DB meme reference. My hat is off to you, sir/madam. Alas, I can claim no expertise in Canadian hf destruction nor temporary Ken Griffin profit infusion.
mark: it looks like rain. Andy: yeah; we could sure use a TARP.
@ 68 takes it.
The name’s Madoffi, we’re from ee-taly.
After the full weight of the Madoff scandle finished rippling through the street, two surviors remained. Here, they are seen engaging in their new careers in waste management.
Newest members of the government’s witness protection program
“Well, this looks like a good a spot as any – lets bury the diamonds right here… quick, take a picture of us so we can find our way back someday!”
That’s right, I said DIAMONDS… you heard it here first.
The fund you’re in is actually trading…the new killing it
“My Dad ripped off $50 billion dollars and all we got were these lousy rubber suits and an open sewer. Wait till mom hears about this”
“CAPTURED FOR THE FIRST TIME ON FILM”
A Montana photographed has taken a picture of the rare and seldom seen breeding pair of western “Mountain Jews”. Upon meeting the pair the male exclaimed to the photog., “every time I think the stereotype of the greedy lowland urban jew is past, THEY BRING US BACK”. Much like Al Pacino in the last and worst of the Godfather series. They then went off and were heard discussing how much of their lowland urban jew father estate was going to be left to them.
Its really cloudy out, but we’re wearing our polarized sunglasses in case we meet some really hot chicks. Then, they’ll think we’re cool and want to have sex with us.
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