Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:19PM

You bastards! Now I know what I'm getting for Xmas. Waaaaah

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:23PM

That is not his wife, that is his girlfriend. His wife filed for divorce the day this story broke...

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:24PM

she is available now?

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:25PM

Deborah just more accountants for the fund...

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:27PM

@5- "His wife filed for divorce the day this story broke" yes, she did.

"That is not his wife, that is his girlfriend." wrong, but nice try.

" Bernard Madoff's investors have lost everything, but his son and daughter-in-law seemed without a care in the world yesterday as they dashed around SoHo on a holiday shopping spree.

MORE: Madoff Sickness

Andrew Madoff, 42, who worked with brother Mark at their dad's now-failed financial firm, still drives around in a BMW SUV to do his holiday shopping, loading up with purchases from J.Crew, Longchamp, Kidrobot and other tony stores in SoHo.

Andrew and wife Deborah, 41, who live on the Upper East Side, also shopped at American Eagle and a high-end lamp store, and checked out the windows at Vera Wang.

"I've got no comment," Andrew said, while Deborah - who sued Andrew for divorce the same day his dad was arrested - smiled but also declined to comment.

A spokeswoman for Andrew's lawyer said the couple has been separated for the past year, but described the split as "very amicable." She declined to comment on the timing of the divorce filing. "

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:28PM

Thank God our money's safely invested with Citadel!

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:30PM

anal bleach kit

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:32PM

what do you get the man who had everything, squandered, lied and schemed it all away without the knowledge of anyone including his wife, sons, clients and friends and is still slick enough to be placed under house arrest?

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:32PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m54bAfxgYPw&fmt=22

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:32PM

Q: Do you know why they don't put us Jews in jail?

A: Because we eat lox.

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:34PM

we needed to use our credits before they expire at the end of the year!

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:35PM

she is available?

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:40PM

I'm liking the Snuggie. You could masturbate in it and no one would ever know what you're doing.

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:43PM

mayo goes great with anything..

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:45PM

Pajamagram.

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:50PM

I was thinking the divorce was so that he could "lose" all of his assets to her...

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:51PM

Totally unrelated, but has anyone seen the commercial for Vince's new "Slap Chop"?

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:54PM

9 I guess its indicative of the times that J. Crew is now considered "tony". GAnalYst

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 1:56PM

These people make me sick - the family was obviously involved, there isn't any possible way they didn't know what was happening. They should have the decency to at least stay home to show RESPECT for all the people who lost money because of their scam - they shouldn't even have access to their accounts. All their bank accounts should be frozen right away. Some people can't afford to be SHOPPING right now because of them - some people lost their life savings including a widow who Madoff told a few weeks ago to give him all her savings. If they have to shop couldn't they at least do it online instead of out in public? The entire family is just disgusting.

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:02PM

23 I'm not disagreeing with you, but I've observed over and over that the very rich are totally different from you and me. They see life in a way that seems truly bizarre to the rest of us, including those who are by most measures very successful. See for example Madam Noel's comments about the Greenwich "cottage".

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:06PM

BTW, at the end of the day, its the end of the day.

SPODE

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:13PM

You're going to be in a great mood all day
as you slap your troubles away.

https://www.slapchop.com/ver2/index.asp

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:14PM

video for 99 red ballons, take 1

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:17PM

Caption:

"See, I told you I don't just do investors in the ass..."

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:19PM

#24 - You're making excuses for them. There are some people who are very rich who have a conscience and would have the decency to know that shopping right now while some people have lost everything is disgusting. Even if they weren't involved they should know that it's inappropriate to be SHOPPING in public this way.

There are some rich people who don't have a conscience but there are also people who aren't rich who are the same way - it's not about money. Some people will rob homes and kill the people who live there, then use their credit cards to go shopping - is that normal? Some drug dealers angry at someone for stealing from them will shoot innocent people including children, then go home and watch TV - is that normal?

The Madoffs are exactly the same as those people - they don't have a conscience. It has nothing to do with money.

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:28PM

31 Not making excuses at all and would agree with you that there are always exceptions. I do however stick with my orginal thesis, which is that the very rich are weirdly different. Which does not surprise me since they are so shielded from the reality that the rest of us - including the merely successful -see.

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:44PM

Caption:
We're on our way to a homeless shelter, yea, that's it, a homeless shelter.

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:45PM

@20 - that makes sense....

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:48PM

I am extremely affluent and I took the grave risk of "splurging" (that is the "commoner" term, no?) for both the Snuggie and the Slap Chop.

We are different.

-$$Baron von Moneypants$$

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 2:53PM

Good thing our jackets are long enough to cover our absolutely ginormous balls.

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 3:08PM

we're trying to STIMULATE the economy
God we're good Americans
Dad wud be so proud

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 4:45PM

caption:

Madoff's grand plan finally complete; children cut him up into tiny pieces and hide him in shopping bags to sneak out of house arrest to the caymans...

Posted by guest , Dec 22, 2008 11:29PM

These rich crooks all have unattractive kids

gotta hand it to Paris Hilton....

Posted by guest , Dec 23, 2008 1:40AM

@ 26

That's Moe Szyslak!

Posted by guest , Dec 23, 2008 8:25PM

Oh My. File for divorce to protect assets. Shop together for Christmas. Wonder where else the assets are hidden

Posted by guest , Dec 23, 2008 11:25PM

that is the girlfriend. the post is incorrect.