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  1. Posted by financialmarketjim | December 11, 2008 at 1:48 PM
  2. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:48 PM

    mobile phone first

  3. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:50 PM

    Repo of a car loan made with bailout $…in default already so in the interest of looking contrite, bank directors must now drive them.

  4. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:50 PM

    Je ne comprende pas.

  5. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:51 PM

    That’s where the Wideclops gives fellatio to all the SunTrust directors.

  6. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:52 PM

    The joke is that a Director at Suntrust should probably make enough money to have a nicer ride, jackasses.

  7. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:52 PM

    The joke is that a Director at Suntrust should probably make enough money to have a nicer ride, jackasses.

  8. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:53 PM

    How in gods name did I manage a double post after all these mistake free years? GAH

  9. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:53 PM

    The joke is on fuckin douchebags like @8&9 who can’t even post to a blog without screwing it up.

  10. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:54 PM

    This is weak. Very weak. Person could be Director of facilities, for all we know. Plus the car isn’t that bad. Maybe his is in the shop and he borrowed it from his daughter for the day.

  11. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:54 PM

    @11
    I deserved that

  12. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:54 PM

    SunTrust = Chicago Boof + Asslingus

  13. Posted by financialmarketjim | December 11, 2008 at 1:55 PM

    dudes that video is LEGIT. POST THAT UP!

  14. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:55 PM

    @9,
    that’s so 2007….

  15. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:58 PM

    @16 you already did.

  16. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:58 PM

    Sweet ride!!

  17. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:00 PM

    @15 I just pooed myself.

  18. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:01 PM

    can anyone identify the make and model of that vehicle?
    1984 Oldsmobuick?

  19. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:04 PM

    Is that an old BMW?

  20. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:05 PM

    Nah, that’s a mid- to late-80′s Celica with some slightly better after-market wheels. (Slim chance its a mid-80′s Audi coupe… around the time people stopped buyin em)
    More importantly, that’s some Beverly Hills Cop ish…

  21. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:07 PM

    A Cadillac Caterra, perhaps? A favorite of the blue haired set that wouldn’t dain to be seen in a Buick, but couldn’t afford something nicer.

  22. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:08 PM

    Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play

  23. Posted by N | December 11, 2008 at 2:10 PM

    “I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog”

  24. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:11 PM

    can we get a pic of lisa sandler?

  25. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:12 PM
  26. Posted by financialmarketjim | December 11, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    so the guy who drives this car is in that video?!

  27. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:14 PM

    ’89 Celica: the new killing it

  28. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:17 PM

    @28 here, insert correct model/year

  29. Posted by Clown Capital | December 11, 2008 at 2:17 PM

    too post Bush era, didn’t read.

  30. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:17 PM

    Can someone PLEASE tell me what the hell kind of car that is?

  31. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:19 PM

    89 audi coupe

  32. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:20 PM

    NOT a BMW. Toyota

  33. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:21 PM

    88 Celica ST

  34. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:22 PM

    @ That;s a Hummer

  35. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    89 audi coupe

  36. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:25 PM

    Is it too lame to say “your job at SunTrust might be in trouble if the director is driving a twenty-year-old Toyota”?

  37. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:29 PM

    “Reserved for Cliff Asness”

  38. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:29 PM

    Everyone is a director in banking, especially given this isn’t Robertson Humphrey. This guy probably makes $50 thousand a year.

  39. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:30 PM

    @37 Actually, isn’t that a good sign? Chances are he didn’t “kill it” underwriting CDOs and RMBS which is why he’s rocking a crappy ride. Ergo, he’s not getting killed right now and therefore less likely to have to can underlings.
    Of course, from word on the blogosphere, this is not the case at Suntrust.

  40. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:31 PM

    @39, Instant Classic…

  41. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:35 PM

    @1 Amazing video

  42. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:39 PM

    @8…you’ve made lots of them, Suntrust Directors make $35k…

  43. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:42 PM

    ” I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS! “

  44. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:45 PM

    @39 — it’s *Robinson* Humphrey, not Robertson Humprey, idiot.

  45. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:47 PM

    @10 was the best caption by far

  46. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 3:04 PM

    Hey Gov! See, no more pimped rides. Now can we get that check cut please?

  47. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 3:12 PM

    who said you can’t sell bonds out of Atlanta, STRH for lifffe

  48. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 3:26 PM

    “Yea, but it’s got a Ferrari engine and she kicks like a mule”

  49. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 3:27 PM

    @ 40 Sutrust has done some absolutely TURD deals in the MBS/ABS space. Take a look at STACS 2007-1. This was an Alt-A/Prime-ish 2nd’s deal that has shit da bed in the worst sort of way.
    Fact is that “banks” like Suntrust got the sloppy 8ths after real wall st. firms were done in terms of quality and talent. They were and remain a joke.

  50. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 3:30 PM

    via Reuters: “Suntrust Executives Decide to Forgo Bonuses this Year Generally Consisting of 25% Off Coupons to Jiffy Lube”

  51. Posted by Anal_yst | December 11, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    Reminds me of the scene in Ft Lauderdale, High-rise bldgs within 100′ of each other with massive Sun Trust, BofA, etc logos up top, adjacent to empty ‘luxury’ condo towers.

  52. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 3:39 PM

    The only scene I know in Ft Laud is a bar called Dudes, where guys that look like first year analysts dance in jock straps. Yum. GAnalYst

  53. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 3:41 PM

    @11 shut the fuck up and play the game

  54. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 3:52 PM

    “but officer, I’m a customer, I just needed to run in and get a line of credit to finance my move to da big house” GoI

  55. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 3:54 PM

    You guys are idiots, that’s the new post bail-out GM hybrid. Looks like shit, drives worse, and costs so much you need to be an executive at SunTrust to buy it.
    What would we do without congress?
    SMP

  56. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 4:15 PM

    Can I still get a discount for Diet Coke and Coke Zero.
    Sincerely,
    H. Saxon Whiteboy III
    Hotlanta, GA

  57. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    So, have you declared a winner yet for the DB coffee cup?

  58. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 4:29 PM

    @50
    STACS 2007-1
    Alt-A seconds
    Credit enhancements provided by XL Capital
    Interest rate hedges provided by Bear Stearns
    Too sickening, didnt read further

  59. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    @59 no need to read further…

  60. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 4:58 PM

    Definitely a Celica, but the real classy touch (besides the BBS look-a-like rims) is what appears to be the addition of a plush carpet surface to the dashboard.

  61. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 4:59 PM

    @50 “real wall st. firms” ahahahaha you my friend are living in the 80s.
    Suntrust is still operating, which makes it 1,000x more successful than lehman, bear, merrill, etc.

  62. Posted by Student_Driver | December 11, 2008 at 5:09 PM

    Is that 801 Brickell Ave, parking lot?

  63. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 5:16 PM

    call the fukking car czar. i am sick of this beater…

  64. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 5:55 PM

    In an effort to make inroads in the 18-27 year old demographic category, Sun Trust has recently retained a consulting group, formerly of General Motors, to advise it on lifestyle branding.

  65. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 8:58 PM

    “Hey lay off the goods” Beau Cummins, Head of SunTrust Robinson Humphrey IBD

  66. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 9:21 AM

    I borrowed this car from the GM CEO, only driven round trip to once from Detroit to Washington…..

  67. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 10:20 AM

    they se me rollin, they hatin…

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