Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:48PM

mobile phone first

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:50PM

Repo of a car loan made with bailout $...in default already so in the interest of looking contrite, bank directors must now drive them.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:50PM

Je ne comprende pas.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:51PM

That's where the Wideclops gives fellatio to all the SunTrust directors.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:52PM

The joke is that a Director at Suntrust should probably make enough money to have a nicer ride, jackasses.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:52PM

The joke is that a Director at Suntrust should probably make enough money to have a nicer ride, jackasses.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:53PM

How in gods name did I manage a double post after all these mistake free years? GAH

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:53PM

The joke is on fuckin douchebags like @8&9 who can't even post to a blog without screwing it up.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:53PM

SunTrust executives failed to realize the car had to be in an enclosed space in order to asphyxiate themselves...

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:54PM

This is weak. Very weak. Person could be Director of facilities, for all we know. Plus the car isn't that bad. Maybe his is in the shop and he borrowed it from his daughter for the day.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:54PM

@11

I deserved that

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:54PM

SunTrust = Chicago Boof + Asslingus

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:55PM

@9,
that's so 2007....

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:58PM

@16 you already did.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:58PM

Sweet ride!!

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:00PM

@15 I just pooed myself.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:01PM

can anyone identify the make and model of that vehicle?

1984 Oldsmobuick?

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:04PM

Is that an old BMW?

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:05PM

Nah, that's a mid- to late-80's Celica with some slightly better after-market wheels. (Slim chance its a mid-80's Audi coupe... around the time people stopped buyin em)

More importantly, that's some Beverly Hills Cop ish...

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:07PM

A Cadillac Caterra, perhaps? A favorite of the blue haired set that wouldn't dain to be seen in a Buick, but couldn't afford something nicer.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:08PM

Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:11PM

can we get a pic of lisa sandler?

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:12PM

1986 Toyota Celica GT is my guess: http://www.carlustblog.com/images/2008/03/19/rear_34.jpg

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:14PM

'89 Celica: the new killing it

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:17PM

@28 here, insert correct model/year

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:17PM

Can someone PLEASE tell me what the hell kind of car that is?

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:19PM

89 audi coupe

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:20PM

NOT a BMW. Toyota

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:21PM

88 Celica ST

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:22PM

@ That;s a Hummer

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:23PM

89 audi coupe

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:25PM

Is it too lame to say "your job at SunTrust might be in trouble if the director is driving a twenty-year-old Toyota"?

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:29PM

"Reserved for Cliff Asness"

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:29PM

Everyone is a director in banking, especially given this isn't Robertson Humphrey. This guy probably makes $50 thousand a year.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:30PM

@37 Actually, isn't that a good sign? Chances are he didn't "kill it" underwriting CDOs and RMBS which is why he's rocking a crappy ride. Ergo, he's not getting killed right now and therefore less likely to have to can underlings.
Of course, from word on the blogosphere, this is not the case at Suntrust.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:31PM

@39, Instant Classic...

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:35PM

@1 Amazing video

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:39PM

@8...you've made lots of them, Suntrust Directors make $35k...

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:42PM

" I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS! "

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:45PM

@39 -- it's *Robinson* Humphrey, not Robertson Humprey, idiot.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:47PM

@10 was the best caption by far

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 3:04PM

Hey Gov! See, no more pimped rides. Now can we get that check cut please?

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 3:12PM

who said you can't sell bonds out of Atlanta, STRH for lifffe

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 3:26PM

"Yea, but it's got a Ferrari engine and she kicks like a mule"

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 3:27PM

@ 40 Sutrust has done some absolutely TURD deals in the MBS/ABS space. Take a look at STACS 2007-1. This was an Alt-A/Prime-ish 2nd's deal that has shit da bed in the worst sort of way.

Fact is that "banks" like Suntrust got the sloppy 8ths after real wall st. firms were done in terms of quality and talent. They were and remain a joke.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 3:30PM

via Reuters: "Suntrust Executives Decide to Forgo Bonuses this Year Generally Consisting of 25% Off Coupons to Jiffy Lube"

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 3:39PM

The only scene I know in Ft Laud is a bar called Dudes, where guys that look like first year analysts dance in jock straps. Yum. GAnalYst

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 3:41PM

@11 shut the fuck up and play the game

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 3:52PM

"but officer, I'm a customer, I just needed to run in and get a line of credit to finance my move to da big house" GoI

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 3:54PM

You guys are idiots, that's the new post bail-out GM hybrid. Looks like shit, drives worse, and costs so much you need to be an executive at SunTrust to buy it.

What would we do without congress?

SMP

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 4:15PM

Can I still get a discount for Diet Coke and Coke Zero.

Sincerely,

H. Saxon Whiteboy III
Hotlanta, GA

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 4:26PM

So, have you declared a winner yet for the DB coffee cup?

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 4:29PM

@50
STACS 2007-1
Alt-A seconds
Credit enhancements provided by XL Capital
Interest rate hedges provided by Bear Stearns

Too sickening, didnt read further

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 4:37PM

@59 no need to read further...

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 4:58PM

Definitely a Celica, but the real classy touch (besides the BBS look-a-like rims) is what appears to be the addition of a plush carpet surface to the dashboard.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 4:59PM

@50 "real wall st. firms" ahahahaha you my friend are living in the 80s.
Suntrust is still operating, which makes it 1,000x more successful than lehman, bear, merrill, etc.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 5:16PM

call the fukking car czar. i am sick of this beater...

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 5:55PM

In an effort to make inroads in the 18-27 year old demographic category, Sun Trust has recently retained a consulting group, formerly of General Motors, to advise it on lifestyle branding.

Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 8:58PM

"Hey lay off the goods" Beau Cummins, Head of SunTrust Robinson Humphrey IBD

Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 9:21AM

I borrowed this car from the GM CEO, only driven round trip to once from Detroit to Washington.....

Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 10:20AM

they se me rollin, they hatin...