As many of you learned yesterday, CNBC’s Charlie Gasparino is a clothes horse, fantastic cook, and a would-be FBI agent. He would also be “honored” were he to “die on the job.” For the uninformed, here’s a refresher:
“What I meant was that I bleed journalism. You bleed for this profession. You’re not always popular but you do your best because you love it. I’d be lying if I told you there weren’t people who didn’t like my reporting. They’ve seen me in bars and made remarks. I’m perfectly nice to them, and it defuses the situation. But in the realm of possibility, if I had to defend myself, I could. Quite ably.”
Chaspo also expounded on the topic of “never wanting to say, ‘what if.’”
“I was a pretty good fighter, but I got hurt a month before the Golden Gloves. My sparring partner made the semi-finals and I was sitting in a bar watching him and drinking a beer and I never felt worse in my life. I should’ve stuck it out another month and just did it. So when someone suggested I try TV journalism, I did because I never wanted to say ‘what if.’”
Sounds like Chaz is overcompensating for deep-seated homosexual impulses. When he says he bleeds, he means that he wishes he could menstruate.
Chaz – what if you’re a fucking huge douche?
Maria’s is better.
what is a golden gloves prospect, the guy who go his ass beaten by the golden gloves winner?
Chubby! – I said it No Sleeves!
Gasbag is the man.. he moved the market 300 pts during the AIG fiasco and made me $10K in 3 minutes.
CNBC Continues to Scrape the Bottom of Business Journalism..
http://hobochili.org/chili/?p=172
I guess his little show didn’t pan out.