Beauties Hit With Madoff Mud (NYP)
The Post does quite the hit job on the Noel sisters today, digging up anonymous sources who share that Lisina was prone to wearing white mink coats during her teens, that in their mother's native Brazil the girls were known as the "Aspirina Sisters because they gave the Brazilian girls headaches by always stealing their boyfriends," and that four of the five slept with the same guy in college. So, okay, DISGUSTING, but whatever. Not whatevs, and in fact totally unacceptable? Bringing the lovable and smiley Arki Busson, EIM founder/Madoff victim, into this with the "dirt" that he "didn't start off in high finance either" and was in a movie in the 80s.
Hunting Monica & Walter Noel (Cityfile)
The team at Cityfile, who we love but who we must say is sorely out of practice with prank phone calls, tried all of the Noel family's phone numbers (homes, cells) they could get their hands on until Monica answered. Then they hung up.
If The Money Didn't Go To Charity, Then Where Did It Go? (Guest of a Guest)
Mostly themselves, but a little to Republicans.
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And speaking of the (Fairfield) Greenwich branch of the Madoff Movie of the Week, we were recently passed on this highly, highly, highly unfounded, possibly baseless rumor about the Noels and their white Christmases past:
A friend (who works for an law enforcement organization that goes by a three letter name beginning with "F" and ending in "I") tells me that Corina Noel's husband, Andrés Piedrahita, may have done something fatally stupid by placing 2x-3x-laundered Columbian Drug Cartel money into the FFG-Madoff sinkhole.
This was apparently the "cleanest money," that took 10-15% in costs, commissions
and fees and years to make it that clean--the stuff the Columbians struggle to get that clean.
Andrés and Corina have "disappeared," because they don't want to permanently "disappear."
Michael de Picciotto is in the same boat.
Apparently, already there is a "gallows-humor" dispute in DoJ over who gets to inform
Andrés and Corina that:
1) The AG will not allow them to take a single US penny of tainted money with them;
2) There is no "VIP" or "Born to Privilege" level to the USFWPP;
And this is before they have even knocked on the door of DoJ.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:17PM
I'm the guy that nailed 80 percent of the girls.
My cock gets down more pipes than old St. Nick, motherfuckers.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:17PM
***Spielberg making a movie about the "Madoff Jews"...
...it's called "Swindlers List", and it's a financial holocaust story about a group of crooks taken in by an even bigger, sneakier crook. You'll laugh....you'll cry....you'll check repeatedly for your wallet.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:18PM
@2 stop leaving the same comment over and over on different posts.
thx,
the management
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:22PM
@1- st. nick doesn't go down pipes, he goes down the chimney, though perhaps that'd be a more apt description of the noel girls' vaginal cavities.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:27PM
What we have here is a failure to communicate. Memo to Old Man Noel, give us our money our we'll take it out of your bitches' asses. After 100m worth of dp,riming etc they'll be begging daddy to find the money. Or begging for more, they are a dirty pack o slut, no?
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:28PM
What's the history behind Arki Busson? The career ladder that starts with work as a struggling actor doesn't typically end at being a billionaire fund manager.
Debauchery is hot.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:32PM
@6- that's b/c the New York Post is retarded. his family was rich from the beginning, and he was something of a playboy in europe. the whole stint as an actor kind of fits in with the narrative:
Biography
Busson was born in Switzerland. His father, Pascal Busson, was a former French army officer and Algeria veteran, and later a stock broker turned financier. His mother, Florence "Flockie" Harcourt-Smith, was an English former debutante. His parents met in Paris and named their son after the mysterious Hungarian-born banker Plesch (1889-1974), who was not only Florence Busson's stepfather (he was the second husband of her mother, Marysia Ulam Krauss Harcourt-Smith), but also her stepgrandfather (Plesch's first wife was his second wife's mother, Leonie Ulam).[2] Plesch also was a mentor to Italy's richest man, the late head of Fiat, Gianni Agnelli.[3] Busson's aunt, Joanna Harcourt-Smith, was a companion of Timothy Leary.[2]
Growing up in Switzerland, some sources have suggested that Busson made early profits selling toothpicks door-to-door (which he denies),[4] but he was educated in France and at the Institut Le Rosey in Switzerland. He then served national service as a nurse in the French army, where a friend said: "He loved the discipline of the army - it was the making of him." [5].
On being demobilised, Busson luxuriated in the Riviera life, enjoying a well-publicised relationship with the actress Farrah Fawcett and appearing regularly in the tabloid gossip columns. As he often refuses to give interviews, stories surround Busson - the story about Fawcett is that he masqueraded as an Italian prince on the French Riviera where he wooed Fawcett away from Ryan O'Neal. The story is only partly true, in that it was perpetuated by the gossip columnist "Taki" as a sort of in-joke: Taki knew Busson's mother, who was friends with Fawcett; Busson's father often met Fawcett at dinner parties.[4]
[edit] Finance career
Busson then started to make a good deal of money after he studied how to invest on behalf of others. He also drew on the example of his parents, whose social circle is said to have included princesses and maharajahs. A family friend says of Busson: "Arki's a chip off the old block. His father always wanted to mix with the right people. His parents never had a great deal of steady cash, but were charming and well-mannered, and very well connected."[6]
Busson entered the world of hedge funds in 1986. Employed by Paul Tudor Jones’s fund Tudor Investments, when it generated a huge return for investors after the 1987 stock-market crash, Busson’s reputation was sealed and other money managers sought out his services. They included Louis Bacon, Julian Robertson and Paul Marshall, and resultantly Busson set up EIM in 1992 to help manage assets for his wealthy clients.
In 1995, EIM had just seven employees with $100 million under management. Today Busson now employs 172 people around the world at EIM. The fund has $12.5 billion under management. On average, EIM's portfolios have generated gross returns of just under 12 per cent annually over the past decade. The firm distinguishes itself from its rivals by offering investors a bespoke service, creating tailor-made portfolios for clients to suit their risk appetites. EIM has offices in several cities, including New York, Gibraltar, Nyon, and Singapore.
On 20 December, 2008 EIM was reported as being a victim of Bernard Madoff's ponzi scheme; with assets of $230 million under Madoff's management.[7]
Posted by Seaman Bodine , Dec 24, 2008 4:34PM
Who the fuck would give money to a fund named after the two most shit ass lame towns in the entire US?
It's too bad their aren't more suicides in Fairfield County. Between Martha Stewart, the Ice Storm, and these dildo fuckheads, it's enough to make you want a depression, just to kill it off for good.
Then again, maybe all these fur coat bitches will end up dancing at Beamers. That'd be sweet.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:39PM
@seaman- how would that be sweet? who the fuck would want to see those horses naked?
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:41PM
Instead of wideclops, how about longfaceclops? Mercy...
Posted by Seaman Bodine , Dec 24, 2008 4:47PM
well, if you've ever been to Beamers, you'd know that basically it's UBS traders, Opco equity sales guys, and some lame hedge fund types, all throwing down dollars next to Vatos Locos, who will end up paying top dollar to ass fuck any blond haired whores...so, that'd be sweet
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:49PM
@seaman- ok, but you admit their hideous, no?
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:51PM
I'd do the one on the right. The other 4 maybe not. I will admit that I have a bag of carrots and sugar cubes in the car. Could even stretch to a salt lick.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:53PM
NYPost Says:
A person familiar with the Noels tells us they are "a fine family" who lost their own money in the Ponzi scheme: "They are devastated, victimized and betrayed by Madoff."
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 4:59PM
Wtf? Those girls are hideous. Boyfriend-stealers? From who, Mrs. Shrek? I mean, really. A woman has to be pretty hideous to get her bf stolen by those bony horses. Sick.
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Dec 24, 2008 5:04PM
15,
See: "prestige," sport fucking, name-dropping, cocaine, yachts, Mr. Ed, glue, etc.
Sometimes we're just as dense and vapid as Florida trailer-trash, popping bottles with Franz VanderuPont III.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 5:13PM
Those girls have the right look to star in Broadway play. Unfortunately, the play is Equus.
Merry Christmas bitches!
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 5:21PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/03/world/americas/03vesco.html?ref=americas
follow the money....it leads to Madoff
-Deep Throat
Posted by trojan , Dec 24, 2008 6:45PM
trade of the week: long faces, short skirts
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 7:14PM
The guy who got 4 of 5 was clearly Mr Ed. Willlbbuurrr.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 7:51PM
I guess this explains the long faces..
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 7:58PM
I would do either of them happily.
-Secretariat
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 8:41PM
Maybe they can make back some of Daddy's money by running in the Preakness.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 8:46PM
FRIENDS describe Marco Sodi, who was born in Florence, as a "Florentine at heart," someone who appreciates art, beauty, nature, books, water-skiing and power boats.
Mr. Sodi, 35, the managing director in charge of international mergers and acquisitions at Veronis, Suhler & Associates, an investment bank in New York, met Ariane Noel, whose background is Brazilian, Swiss and American, on a blind date a year ago.
She picked him up at his Manhattan apartment building in her bright red Volkswagen.
Ms. Noel, 27, is a partner with her mother in Monica Noel, a company based in Greenwich, Conn., that makes children's clothing and linens that are European in style, the sort of smock dresses and embroidered tablecloths one might see hanging on a line in a bougainvillea-filled garden overlooking the Mediterranean.
The blind date went well, and now their friends call them "the electric couple." Both are tall, outgoing, beautifully dressed and multilingual; in conversation, they slip in and out of different languages as if they were loose summer shoes.
They are also fierce athletes. "Ariane has been very good for Marco," said David Lamb, a friend of the couple. "The other day we were having lunch, and Marco told me he shot an 86 at golf for the first time. She will probably bring him under par."
Six months after the couple met, Mr. Sodi proposed as he and Ms. Noel stood underneath the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center.
"He said, 'I love you more than anything in the world and I've never been happier,' " Ms. Noel recently recalled. "I sort of let him go on. I wanted to hear it all. Then he opened his dinner jacket and said, 'Pull on this string.'
"There was a long, beautiful velvet cord hanging out of his inside pocket, and I pulled on it and out came the ring. It was tied to the bottom of the cord."
Mr. Sodi found the ring at the annual Christmas jewelry auction at Sotheby's in New York. It was an antique, emerald-cut sapphire, the sort of large, bold ring that Angelica Huston or Mariel Hemingway might wear.
Another time, she reeled in a little velvet bag holding earrings to match the ring.
On June 25, they were married in the early evening before 400 guests at Christ Episcopal Church in Greenwich in a wedding that was European in spirit. The dark, gothic-style church was filled with piano music, big hats, bright colors and flowers that were inspired by everything from Impressionist paintings to Christian Lacroix gowns.
The bride wore a long ponytail and a sleeveless dress with a scooped back that was made by Lorenzo Riva, a Milan designer.
The 10 bridesmaids wore short dresses in different summer colors like watermelon-pink, lime green and the bright yellow of new tennis balls. They carried bouquets of hot pink, coral and saffron roses.
All around them, like shooting stars, ran five flower girls in white Monica Noel dresses and white fabric flower headbands.
For the reception at the nearby Round Hill Country Club, Dorothy Wako, a New York floral designer, planted a traditional English garden with the feel of a country cottage.
The garden was filled with rambling pink roses, wild sweet peas, lavender Canterbury bells and white peonies that were as soft looking as powder puffs and as big as melons.
"Ariane wanted to please all the senses with this wedding," said Tierney Gifford Horne, a friend of the bride who is the fashion director at Mademoiselle magazine.
During dinner, guests sat at tables named after the couple's favorite places -- Geneva, Aspen, Klosters, Anguilla, Firenze, San Michele. At 1:30 A.M., after a night that included a song- and-dance toast by the bride's four sisters, who called themselves the "Noel Supremes," the couple drove off in an old classic yellow Buick convertible from the 1950's.
"They went off for a three-week honeymoon," said Alix Noel, a sister of the bride. "The first week is in the great barrier reef in Australia; the second week is a week of heli-skiing in New Zealand, and the third week they'll spend in a remote bungalow on an island in Fiji. They'll go scuba diving in Australia and skiing in New Zealand. They love the sporting life."
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 9:00PM
Published: October 27, 2002
Marisa Noel, a daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Walter M. Noel Jr. of Greenwich, Conn., was married last evening to Matthew Crawford Brown, a son of Mr. and Mrs. John Crawford Brown III of San Marino, Calif. Msgr. Clement J. Connolly performed the ceremony at the Roman Catholic Church of St. Vincent Ferrer in Manhattan.
Mrs. Brown, 25, is a partner in Monica Noel, a children's clothing import company in Greenwich that was founded by her mother. The bride graduated cum laude from Harvard, where she was president of the Hasty Pudding Club in the 1998-99 academic year. Her father is a founding partner in the Fairfield Greenwich Group, a hedge fund in Manhattan.
Mr. Brown, 33, is the founder and a managing principal of Brownstone Advisors, an asset management firm in Manhattan. He graduated from St. Mary's College of California in Moraga. His mother, Elizabeth Brown, was from 1999 to 2001 the mayor of San Marino and now is its vice mayor. His father retired as a marketing manager for computer services in Los Angeles for I.B.M.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 9:03PM
Wedding in June For Lisina Noel
Published: February 17, 1991
Mr. and Mrs. Walter M. Noel Jr. of Greenwich, Conn., have announced the engagement of their daughter Lisina Adrienne Noel to Yanko Della Schiava, the son of Mr. and Mrs. Giuseppe Della Schiava of Milan, Italy. A June wedding is planned.
Miss Noel, 26 years old, graduated magna cum laude from Georgetown University and is an interior decorator in New York. Her father is an investment management consultant in Greenwich.
Mr. Della Schiava, 26, is a vice president of Sisan, his family's textile business in Milan. His mother, Patrizia Della Schiava, is the editor of Cosmopolitan magazine of Italy. His father is the editor and publisher of Harper's Bazaar of Italy and France.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 9:06PM
Corina Noel Is Engaged
Published: February 12, 1989
Mr. and Mrs. Walter M. Noel Jr. of Greenwich, Conn., have made known the engagement of their daughter Corina Monica Noel to Andres Piedrahita, a son of Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Piedrahita of Bogota, Colombia. The couple plan to marry in May.
Miss Noel, who was a member of the Junior Assembly in New York, was also presented at the Debutante Cotillion and Christmas Ball. She graduated from Greenwich Academy and Yale University, and is an associate at Walter M. Noel Jr. Associates, her father's investment management consulting firm in Greenwich.
The future bridegroom, a senior vice president at Emanuel & Company, investment bankers in New York, graduated from the English School in Bogota and the Boston University School of Public Communications. His father is a commodities trader in Bogota.
Posted by VOL IS KING , Dec 24, 2008 9:12PM
Has it occurred to anyone that Cerberus is a manchurian sleeper agent planted by the commies to nationalize our economy one LBO at a time?
Fed Grants GMAC's Request to Become Bank-Holding
WSJ
By MEENA THIRUVENGADAM
WASHINGTON -- The U.S. Federal Reserve on Wednesday approved GMAC Financial Services' application to become a bank-holding company, a status that would give the auto-financing arm of General Motors Corp. access to government bailout dollars and the Fed's discount window.
Companyhttp://online.wsj.com/article/SB123015357379633459.html?mod=testMod
Posted by Finnegan , Dec 24, 2008 9:20PM
I've never ridden a horse before.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 10:16PM
Damn. What privileged lives these people lead. Frankly, I'm a little bit jealous!
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 10:35PM
WSJ
By MEENA THIRUVENGADAM
says it all.
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 11:42PM
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html
Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 11:59PM
14 I could see them being devastated. I've encountered people like the Noels. While generally lazy, haughty and totally lacking in any street smarts, they tend to be earnest. Any kick in the stomach - and this is a big one - really throws them.
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 12:02AM
Dear Bess & EP,
Happy Holiday's to the two of you, and thank you for the wonderful snark and thoughtful comments during the last year. While the economic disaster has unfolded in front of us all, it has been the daily comments the two of you have written, that has made it enjoyable when nothing else was working. The two of you should have a book deal, detailing the street as you see it.
The two of you have worked long hours for little pay, but with out a doubt you have touched each and everyone of us, the loyal readers. On behalf of your readers, THANK YOU.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday's,
A Loyal Reader
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 12:10AM
werd bro
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gPSEF5xjrMA/SVFVvBYZqnI/AAAAAAAAC3U/HXr9XOLywjc/s1600-h/DSC_0079.JPG
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 12:56AM
"His father is a commodities trader in Bogota, Columbia." Haha.
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 1:08AM
Two Horses:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/87249554@N00/145295563/
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 1:34AM
follow the money............the Noels are only a part of this
http://mehtafiscal.wordpress.com/category/madoff/
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 1:37AM
The 12 days of bail out... or ummm something like that... ya... that's it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55xJnIqq9ZI
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 4:18AM
Bess,
I'd like to fuck your brains out and then take a chainsaw and chop off each of your limbs, limb by limb and then put your chopped up body in a body bag inside a closet.
-Patrick Bateman
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 10:03AM
You play in dirt...you get dirty. And Columbians can be the dirtiest when someone steals/loses their money.
Better hope the Tijuana, Sinaloa or Gulf Cartel were not investors either...there are not enough pieces chop up of those skinny daughters...Los Zetas are some hard hitters.
Walter - better buy some fortifications for Mustique...pirates are on the prowl!
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 10:18AM
Isn't beastiality illegal? Arrest this man on 4 counts!
Posted by Goldman Sachs Neophyte , Dec 25, 2008 10:47AM
The Noel sisters, you've had one, you've had them all (almost).
-that guy from Goldman Sachs (a.k.a.: TGFGS).
Posted by Goldman Sachs Neophyte , Dec 25, 2008 10:53AM
Also, Christmas > Hanukkah, and Festivus > Christmas.
- that guy from Goldman Sachs (a.k.a.: TGFGS).
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 11:09AM
Once you've ridden one horse you've ridden them all.
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 11:14AM
Love at those mouths, they could blow a rhino.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Dec 25, 2008 11:24AM
oil-free face wash much?
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 2:43PM
@ 34 has it right. DB is fantastic fun and usually first with the news. Thank you EP and Bess.
@40 a sincere Christmas FUCK YOU especially for you. I propose to knock out all of your teeth with the claw end of a hammer and then duck tape a flaming rag in your mouth. Think I'm kidding? Then tell me who you are and where you live. Pussy.
Just for fun, also let us know what you
pulled down this year. Or if you live in your parents basement. Chump.
I'm waiting...
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 2:53PM
48 never saw american psycho, lives in grammas basement, and sucks off all odd numbered posters
thanks sweetheart. be sure to save some of that chode hair for your daily flossing.
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 4:36PM
HO HO HO... uh...
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 5:43PM
@ 49, are you more embarrassed of your family, or are they more embarrassed of you? I'm guessing the former. Which is embarrassing for all of you.
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 7:47PM
I dont understand what the obsession of all these coastal types is with Europe. Why dont they just go back there given that they are so in love with it?
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 9:06PM
Sounds to me like Bess didnt get much action in college - or someone left a bitter taste in mouth ?
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 9:15PM
I just want to say that I find all of these comments about the Noel sisters to be very cruel.
If they do not stop, I am placing a call to PETA. I will not sit by while these lovely mares are demeaned.
Posted by guest , Dec 25, 2008 9:24PM
@34 - Agreed...Bess, thanks and you're the best.
Posted by Novice , Dec 25, 2008 10:45PM
@34 Your comment is only bested by 22. I respect a winner's opinion.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 1:31AM
@53- um, the idea of sisters fucking the same guy is pretty nasty to most normal people.
--not down with incest
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 2:07AM
@57 - enlighten me: How is that incest?
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 2:13AM
Those are some ugly bitches. Here is $5, now go and buy some taste.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 5:17AM
@20: can you imagine how bad the 5th one must be to be left out of the action?
"...pulled up lame, did not finish..."
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 7:47AM
why do i think of the theme song for Mr. Ed when i see those faces?
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 7:53AM
Im sure Mom and pop are real proud when they read in the Post that 4 out of 5 of their daughters slept with the same guy. I love rich people, they are trainwrecks.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 8:18AM
@62
Get off this site, you motherf***ing loser.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 8:28AM
@62
The likes of the Noels do not read the NY Post. More like Vanity Fair or Harpers&Queen.
As to sleeping with the same guy Harpers would describe it far more tastefully thus:
"The Noels prize mares were put out to stud with the arrival of a blind brazilian stallion"
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 8:45AM
@64
Come to think about it some more the Noels really did do a fantastic job studding the mares with blind stallions from all corners of the earth.
Maybe the mares have great personalities...
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 8:55AM
@63, did I strike a nerve or are you one of the Noel sisters? Either way you are a loser. Take a valium toolbox
Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 26, 2008 9:05AM
Enough hate ladies, sheesh!
Anyone else stuck working today?
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 9:14AM
Yeah, 63 is washing the Mas for me today, then when hes done with that hes going to clean my apartment. Ill be out trying to close the 5th Noel sister.
Nooch
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 9:33AM
Didn't bang one of the Noel horses
-the new killin it
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 9:40AM
#48.......Did your mother have any children that lived??????
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 9:40AM
@ Anal_yst - Unfortunately, yes... and for the rest of the year.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 9:51AM
Old but good joke.
The Noel girls are all 10's. They are 1's with 9 million of daddies money.
What happens now that these mingers are punk ass broke? I'll take the under on the Noel daughters marriages making it to 2010.
Any takers for my bet beeeaatches?
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 9:53AM
@72
They're not broke yet ...
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 9:59AM
@73, are you a retard? Sriously, go clear my trade.
Once the govy gets done with them they wont have the buttons on their shirt left. Just wait, alot of people are going to go down in this mess.
Not me though, know why?
CAUSE I DON"T MAKE MONEY I PRINT IT
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 10:09AM
@74
Little boy, for there is no other way to describe you, please go back to trading whatever it is you trade. Hopefully you'll be lucky enough to pick up one of the sisters, cheap.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 10:30AM
they look like a bunch of drag queens. pretty hideous!
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 10:48AM
chicks with d!cks?
Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 26, 2008 10:48AM
@71
Ditto. Glad to still have a job and all (knock on wood), but this is kinda ridiculous coming in today (and working nye, same thing), blah rock and a hard place
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 10:49AM
All of these people are so cookie cutter. Let me guess, the Noels live in a huge mansion in Greenwich/New Canaan. Check
Mother hooked on prescriptions. Check
Father raging boozehound who cheats constantly. Check
Daughters are ragiong sluts. Check
Rich people, Hysterical
Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 26, 2008 11:03AM
post @ 78 was supposed to end "", oops
Posted by VOL IS KING , Dec 26, 2008 11:06AM
@analyst:
just quit. free your mind, and the rest will follow.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 11:09AM
Its in the genes. Dad looks like Lurch from the Adams Family.
Honestly, when I see those horse heads I want to hand them a carrot.
Some great comedy in the commnets above. Mr. Ed, Secretariat and the general horse face theme.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 11:12AM
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — A Bridgeport jury has awarded more than $198,000 to a woman who claims her dentist promised her a celebrity smile, but gave her what her attorney called "horse teeth."
Attorney Richard Meehan Jr. says his client, Marvalyn Foster sued Stamford dentist Darren Martinez because he promised her a "big, beautiful Hollywood celebrity smile." Foster wanted Martinez to give her a permanent bridge to replace a false tooth.
Meehan says that Foster woke up from the procedure to discover that Martinez extracted three teeth and made a large bridge that resembled horse teeth.
Meehan says a jury deliberated two hours before returning its verdict Monday.
Martinez's attorney, Bruce Gilpatrick, of Stamford, could not be reached for comment.
Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 26, 2008 11:32AM
wtf damn you db (moveable type, whatever) for reading "backslash bitching" as html!
@ VOL
If there was any alternative I would have done so long time ago, alas!
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 11:42AM
Summary Key to Noel DB Posters:
------------------------------
1-Greenwich defenders; not WASP, Ivy, $ or anythig...rather micks, polaks, slavs, jews or other bottle-blond half breeds/mongrels aspiring to be
2-Euro haters who are realizing being U.S. white & drunk are not status symbols, anymore...sadly.
3-Some deluded feminist-chick who keeps callling everyone "Little Boy".
4-Female stalkers who keep posting Noel minutia like Crew stats, wedding cake flavors, etc...get over the high school slights
6-"Playboy" haters....yes, they exist, are not pasty white, get tons of white/pink pussy, drive Ferraris, and party hardy. It beats your life, accept it.
7-Jew haters; enough said
8-"Pile-on'ers": normal folks, reacting to a train wreck....involving crooks, sluts, fools; greed, sloth, gluttony, wrath, lust, pride and envy
9-CIA: some posts are actually quite cryptic and will unravel this mystery
10-Rest: 20 something DB poster, hoping this shit-show of a career would end.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 11:50AM
@85 and you, a total knob.
I used to date one of the Noels in HS, was a nightmare. She was kind of smelly too, like she didnt shower after gym class.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 11:57AM
11(#86)-Male Stalkers; get over your HS fantasies....
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 4:01PM
@85
But you are a little boy. I bet you have real small one too :-) You've lashed out at everyone because they don't want to join you in the playpen.
Hehe.
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 5:32PM
5th sister got no action. she was the victim of her own ponzi scheme
Posted by guest , Dec 26, 2008 8:10PM
Did the Noel's get access to the horse stable on the roof of the Lehman's building?
Posted by guest , Dec 29, 2008 8:28PM
@85
your point no. 7 took the credibility away from your whole list. You made that whole list just so you could get your No. 7 out. How creative you get.