Okay, we know this might not mean much, but– if you can get through this without pissing your pants in laughter, you will have won our deepest respect.
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First to ask Bess for a Madoff Investments fund(s) presentation…
Good friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth of it.
How did people this stupid ever get responsibility for someone else’s money?
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-67% is the new killing it.
@4- yes, it is. it’s a pdf.
First the good news: (1) We ONLY lost 5% of your money this month (way better than Sept. & Oct.) so we are getting better at this, (2) We lost your money honestly because we don’t know what we are doing, not because of fraud and (3) you still have about 33% of your money left (even though we will make it hard as hell to get it out) and the bad news, well you know……
“We wish you a peaceful and relaxing holiday season.”
Down 67% on the year and 22% of my remaining money in emerging market banks. You betcha! I’ll sleep like a baby.
Can’t open the .pdf
@ 9 – becuase your firm sucks and cant afford Adobe. Youre beat.
Please read 8 for a breif summary.
Thanks
Our strategy worked until it didn’t.
PDF works fine.
Andrew Grossman on CNBC from Heritage just said “fluid” twice in 15 seconds in describing the auto bailout situation.
I am a hedge fund manager. Where is my penis?
gee the bulk of that histogram distribution of monthly net returns looks to the negative side of 0.
Wow. All I can say is “wow”. By the way, since when do emerging markets stocks hold less risk?
i just found out today guys can get yeast infections.
bring on the bad news.
anyone think the “baghdad shoe thrower” will be a free agent by the end of the week? that guy brought the heat…
Not committing fraud is the new ‘killing it.’
@17 The Borowitz Report today reported that Hank Steinbrenner has signed up that reporter based on his arm. If the Pirates can sign two Indians who never saw a baseball in their life, the Yankees will not be outdone in scouting Southeast Asia and the Middle East.
@17,
And GWB doesn’t have a role in the sequel to Dodge Ball The Movie, I will be surprised.
Dude’s ninja-like.
“you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a ball!”
But you can’t ball your shoe?
“throw a shoe at me oncce…shame on you! Throw a shoe at me twice… can’t throw a shoe at me again!”
“who throws a shoe? honestly? you fight like a woman.”
@19
But the second throw was off the strike zone! That’s why they’ll invite him to Spring training first.
@12 – I wonder if he’s related to Les Grossman.
Why don’t they just invest in Government debt…from ecuador….
I enjoyed the Secret Service’s slo mo response were probably secretly hoping he had a gun
They should get the “funniest fund of the year” award … from non-investors, I mean …
We are often asked the question “is it time to invest in banks”?
I can think of better people to ask.