• 11 Dec 2008 at 12:33 PM

Dreier Sheets

And you thought he had only stolen about $100 million. Bollocks! The “Houdini of impersonation” (U.S. Attorneys have the most colorful nicknaming skills) has bilked unnamed funds out of $380 million. U.S. Attorneys also have great powers of suggestion. Tell us, what’s the first thing you think when we tell you he has $40 million in art hanging on his office walls? Exactly.
Of course, no one wants to admit to being duped by the guy, so we are relying on you to give us the dirt. Who was it? You guys are the best informed readers in the financial tabloid world. We know you know. Let’s start naming some names. Fortress was only named because they were smart enough (or simply not quite dumb enough) to fall for Houdini. That’s no fun, at all.
Lawyer Dreier, ‘Houdini of Impersonation,’ U.S. Says [Bloomberg]

Comments (18)

  1. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    balls

  2. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 12:39 PM

    First.

  3. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 12:47 PM

    no you’re not

  4. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 12:47 PM

    no you’re not

  5. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    DB should start deleting these “first” comments.
    I love the irony that is seeing GM ads running on Dealbreaker while we make fun of them.

  6. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    All it proves is that 66% of the sample set of hedge funds are tools with nice suits but not a lot of brains.
    Why pay someone 2% and 20% that does such shoddy diligence?

  7. Posted by Suits | December 11, 2008 at 1:05 PM

    Due diligence only goes so far in the face of outright fraud.

  8. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    @6
    ..but somehow they personally make multiple times more money a year than you’ll ever make in your sad life.. how is that possible?

  9. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:12 PM

    8-they are all lucky, duh!

  10. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:36 PM

    #5 is new and is a douche.

  11. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:50 PM

    Assnesshole had to have given some $$$…so AQR

  12. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:53 PM

    I think this is a great scam… basically you bilk some HF idiot and walk off with the money… that F****er is so embarrassed to admit that he has fallen for the oldest trick in the book that he probably hides the loss somewhere fearful that if investors found out that he was that much of a smuck, that there would be mass redemption….
    Great scam…. really great scam.

  13. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 1:56 PM

    Most times lawyers do diligence reviews they only look at the documentation. You have to pull the actual security filings, look at the actual buildings. You can’t just rely on the sellers documentation. This is what happens to those that get lazy. What’s the saying? Hogs get slaughtered?

  14. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:06 PM

    I’m getting a satieless food cart and working outside the lawyer’s oofices selling pop and dirty water dogs and not paying a dime to Uncle Sam.

  15. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 2:14 PM

    I think this is a great scam… basically you bilk some HF idiot and walk off with the money… that F****er is so embarrassed to admit that he has fallen for the oldest trick in the book that he probably hides the loss somewhere fearful that if investors found out that he was that much of a smuck, that there would be mass redemption….
    Great scam…. really great scam.

  16. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 4:12 PM

    Does anyone know which HFs were involved? I know Fortress’s name came up but I thought they denied that.

  17. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 4:35 PM

    I’m with you @16…the real question is which funds!??!

  18. Posted by guest | December 11, 2008 at 8:40 PM

    These type of investments are part of Special Situations Fund. Didn’t two prominent special sits co-heads just depart yesterday??

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