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Comments (34)

  1. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 7:14 PM

    They got rinsed.

  2. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 7:23 PM

    Yeah! That’s the ticket! Those loans are worthless because that nasty Drier guy was in the room. Not our fault. They would have been really good ones like the rest of our portfolio if it weren’t for him.

  3. Posted by Anal_yst | December 12, 2008 at 7:44 PM

    Convenient excuse eh?

  4. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 7:53 PM

    too breachy of fiduciary responsibility, didnt read

  5. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 8:02 PM

    Citadel halt redemptions.

  6. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 8:08 PM

    @5 so last week

  7. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 8:15 PM

    Too lazy, didn’t do due dilligence.

  8. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 8:31 PM

    From the old MAR/Hedge Madoff article… good read:
    ” Many major Wall Street broker-dealers, he observes, previously attempted to replicate established
    market making operations but gave up trying when they realized how difficult it was to do so
    successfully, opting instead to acquire them for hefty sums.
    [Indeed, says Madoff, the firm itself has received numerous buyout offers but has so far refused any
    entreaties because he and the many members of his immediate and extended family who work there
    continue to enjoy what they do and the independence it allows and have no desire to work for someone
    else.]

    LOL I bet Bernie has been crying for a VERY long time… thinking of all those buyout offers.

  9. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 10:16 PM

    Isn’t Eton Park the hedge fund that is run by an ex-Goldman Doogie Houser type genius?

  10. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 10:17 PM

    There were/are a lot of Doogie Howser types at GS. Kind of like screaming NERD on the campus of MIT / Caltech and seeing who turns around…

  11. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 10:24 PM

    Dreier ate my homework.
    - Fixed Income

  12. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 10:25 PM

    I think anyone who invested with Madoff should be able to access TARP.

  13. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 10:29 PM

    eton park is run by a tiger cub, i thought?

  14. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 10:31 PM

    Eric Mindich

  15. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 10:42 PM

    How will Mr. Wilpon pay Mr. Putz if Bernie’s cohabitating with Mr. Drier? At least navy blue and orange, covered by the red arc, are the Metsies colors.

  16. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 11:24 PM
  17. Posted by guest | December 12, 2008 at 11:32 PM

    Ken Griffin…you deserve the worst that life has to offer. I salute you with a peanut encrusted turd, sir.

  18. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 12:13 AM

    Bend over MF’s.

  19. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 12:28 AM

    Goddamn what a bunch of crooks.

  20. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 12:33 AM

    What a fucken coward. His responsibility is to his investors, who entrusted him with their money. He didn’t even have a major draw down request. What an Ass.
    He obviously is so levered that he can not take a hit equal to 10% of his base.
    We all know what that means…
    Bye Bye Kenny…

  21. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 1:40 AM

    I like men. Can I spank some tasty men? I’d men till I came and while I spanked them, they’d moan in ecstacy while I buggered them from behind.
    Men… I love you and want to bugger you.
    Mumbai boy.

  22. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 2:00 AM

    Oooooooh. This irony is delicious.
    Anyone remember Sandra Manzke? The ex-hedgie bitch who was recently ranting against hedge-funds?
    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=acMfhSDgRmwI
    Well guess what. “Another Madoff feeder fund was run by Maxam Capital. The head of that firm, Sandra Manzke, a former head of Tremont,”
    So she had issues with hedge fund fees. Well I guess good thing that Madoff didnt charge much!!

  23. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 2:04 AM
  24. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 2:06 AM

    @22
    “I’m wiped out,” said Sandra Manzke, Maxam’s founder and chairman. The Darien, Conn., fund of hedge funds will have to close as a result of the losses, she said.
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122914169719104017.html

  25. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 2:52 AM

    “Mr. Spring said Mr. Madoff didn’t want people to put in large amounts right away. “Bernie would tell me, ‘Let them start small, and if they’re happy the first year or two, they can put it more.’ ”
    Really? Isnt that line right up there with ‘Ill just put the tip in’??????

  26. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 3:26 AM

    @ 25, Raped little girls lately?

  27. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 8:15 AM

    @24
    MUWAHAHAHA
    Good riddence to all these greedy, stupid people. “Sophisticated investors” my ass.

  28. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 8:30 AM

    Wow.
    Richard Spring, a Boca Raton resident and former SECURITIES ANALYST, says he had about $11 million — or 95% of his net worth — invested with Mr. Madoff. “That’s how much I believed in him,” Mr. Spring said.
    Mr. Spring said he was also one of the unofficial agents who connected Mr. Madoff with dozens of investors, from a teacher who put in $50,000 to entrepreneurs and executives who would put in millions. Mr. Spring said Mr. Madoff didn’t want people to put in large amounts right away. “Bernie would tell me, ‘Let them start small, and if they’re happy the first year or two, they can put it more.’ ”
    Mr. Spring says he never was paid a commission, but he received fees from a small investment-research firm that counted Mr. Madoff as a client; he declined to say how much he received. He said investors would always come to him asking to invest with Mr. Madoff. “I never solicited anyone,” he says.
    Mr. Spring says he never detected signs of impropriety with Mr. Madoff’s investing, but he concedes that he may receive some blame from some investors. “I can understand where people who lost money are looking for a scapegoat,” he says. “I’m heartbroken that so many people have been hurt so badly.”
    -
    What a boob. If you worked in this business and fell for this, well…either you are tremendously greedy or your former employer should go back and take a look at everything else you did.

  29. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 8:36 AM

    Great article in the WSJ.
    “I really think very highly of him,” said Mr. Christensen. “People make mistakes.”
    Well, as an old MD of mine said many years ago, there are some mistakes for which even your death will not atone.
    How many circles are there in the Jewish Hell?
    TED

  30. Posted by guest | December 13, 2008 at 8:47 AM

    Madoff cleverly used the “no fees” gambit to attract funds and so many fell for it thinking they were in on a good deal.

  31. Posted by VOL IS KING | December 13, 2008 at 9:43 AM

    @30
    A wise man once told me. If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

  32. Posted by guest | December 14, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    Wow, @25, that’s some Boiler Room shit, man. haha, ‘start small, and if you like us, we’ll do more.’
    I bet they had Vin Diesel working the phones on new investors…

  33. Posted by frisch77 | December 14, 2008 at 7:06 PM

    Convenient? Wait until you see Eton Park’s piece de resistance. They brought in Eric Feldstein, former GMAC Chairman; you know, the guy who earned $3+ million while GMAC was in the bad mortgage business. Care to guess why Eric Mindich brought him in? Because ‘Doogie Howser’ knows that his fund’s life is nearing an end, and he needs a high profile player to blame; or rather sacrifice to the Feds in Mindich’s last deal. No one knows the real reason why Feldstein’s predecessor Patrick Dennis suddenly left Eton in September. Guesses?

  34. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 8:38 AM

    Anyone care to guess when this find’s life will be over? I’d be curious to know. Have they ‘closed the gates” here yet?

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