Attorney General Andrew Cuomo's birthday party-cum-fundraiser (for himself) was held last week and it sounds like we missed quite the party, ladies. Though the whole CEO gang was invited, there were apparently no Vikrams or Blankfeins or Thains to speak of, but Bloomberg was there, as was once important actor, Matt Dillon. Probably way more importantly was that the non-party goers among us were unable to witness Cuomo PDAs with new gal pal Sandra Lee, the Food Network star pictured at left. Plus, the whole roast by younger brother Chris Cuomo, which was apparently "scathing." Hey, idea. Since we all missed out hearing people tell Andy how they really feel (in a humorous, just kidding way, of course!) why don't we all take a moment to share our thoughts on the old boy now.
Get It Off Your Chest
Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 08, 2008, 11:25am
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Posted by VOL IS KING , Dec 08, 2008 11:28AM
The fucking SEAPORT.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 11:28AM
Hey Andy, I want to get all up in your gf.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 11:29AM
That is not Sandra Lee.
Posted by Clown Capital , Dec 08, 2008 11:35AM
I guess no tits at all are the new big breasts.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 11:38AM
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/12/when_andrew_cuomo_and_sandra_l.html
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 11:43AM
I heard Elliot Spitzers wife jumped out of the cake and gave everyone blow jobs.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 11:45AM
Matt Dillon is still an important actor. Wake-up! Christ!
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 11:48AM
BUYER. itty bitty titties or no thats a bombshell
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 12:00PM
not her pic
Posted by bank_teller , Dec 08, 2008 12:03PM
not so small:
http://www.sandralee.info/sandra_lee_pictures/TV_Stills/originals/sandra_lee_tvstill1.jpg
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 12:04PM
cuomo, thanks for ruining it for EVERYONE and still having your own big bash.
you're worse than thomas friedman chastising young restaurant patrons that they shouldn't be spending money eating steak, as he sits and spends money and eats steak
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/23/opinion/23friedman.html
Posted by dWayne , Dec 08, 2008 12:08PM
crush that
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 12:16PM
you gotta think people are tossing hookers his way a la Trading Places every day. Eventually he will fall for it-
"It's an Opera..."
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 12:23PM
@9- yes, it is. the one good one of her ever taken.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 12:38PM
lots of airbrush, check out the neck, eyes in NYP
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 12:40PM
La bohème
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 12:45PM
were these pimps invited?
http://endofesq.com/?p=650
Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 08, 2008 12:52PM
@11
Is friedman a complete nut? While part of his argument is valid (we're nowhere near the bottom), but the dissonance he exhibits when claiming that we need to 'stabalize home prices...' is ridiculous. Adding, or keeping exorbitant credit flowing merely delays the inevitable. We need a progressive deleveraging. That is the only way asset (home, whatever) prices will "stablize", not with the propogation of excessive and unsafe credit/leverage.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 1:07PM
Mooreclops was there drunkenly licking everyone's face. Disgusting.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 1:16PM
Fun fact of the day: the guy playing the cop in that scene from Trading Places? Frank Oz, inventor of the muppets.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 1:36PM
Sandra loves to play hide the sausage, but she's not too fond of the sweet & sour sauce.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 1:40PM
@21 - nice.
@20 - He was also in "Spies Like Us".
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 2:02PM
I thought Jim Hensen invented the Muppets?
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 2:07PM
Frank Oz was the puppeteer for Ozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Animal, Sam the Eagle and voice for Yoda, among others.
He was also the corrections officer in Blues Brothers.
Posted by EricM , Dec 08, 2008 2:08PM
@23, Jim Henson did invent the Muppets. Frank Oz was a Muppet puppeteer.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 2:18PM
The only thing she'd need to get off her chest is the mess left behind by my 5 pop roper resulting from the wrath of my Bonercaust.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 2:54PM
@23 Fun fact:
during filming of The Score (directed by Frank Oz) Brando refused to wear pants in any scene (he didn't want to be shot from the waist down) and called Oz "Miss Piggy" when he complained. Also supposedly said: "I bet you wish I was a puppet so you could stick your hand up my ass and make me do whatever you want"
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:16PM
His father almost ruined the NYS economy single handed....son is lucky to have a job after Housing mess he left. How do these people get elected?? Of course, I asked that same question of Chris Dodd, who with Barney Frank gave the house away via CRA and sub-prime!!
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:44PM
I thought that was a picture of Bess Levin. But I stand corrected, that's Sandra Lee.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 4:34PM
#28 right on the money
Posted by Finnegan , Dec 08, 2008 8:05PM
#28: That's BS. Who wrote most of the sub primes?