Attorney General Andrew Cuomo’s birthday party-cum-fundraiser (for himself) was held last week and it sounds like we missed quite the party, ladies. Though the whole CEO gang was invited, there were apparently no Vikrams or Blankfeins or Thains to speak of, but Bloomberg was there, as was once important actor, Matt Dillon. Probably way more importantly was that the non-party goers among us were unable to witness Cuomo PDAs with new gal pal Sandra Lee, the Food Network star pictured at left. Plus, the whole roast by younger brother Chris Cuomo, which was apparently “scathing.” Hey, idea. Since we all missed out hearing people tell Andy how they really feel (in a humorous, just kidding way, of course!) why don’t we all take a moment to share our thoughts on the old boy now.
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The fucking SEAPORT.
Hey Andy, I want to get all up in your gf.
That is not Sandra Lee.
I guess no tits at all are the new big breasts.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/12/when_andrew_cuomo_and_sandra_l.html
I heard Elliot Spitzers wife jumped out of the cake and gave everyone blow jobs.
Matt Dillon is still an important actor. Wake-up! Christ!
BUYER. itty bitty titties or no thats a bombshell
not her pic
not so small:
http://www.sandralee.info/sandra_lee_pictures/TV_Stills/originals/sandra_lee_tvstill1.jpg
cuomo, thanks for ruining it for EVERYONE and still having your own big bash.
you’re worse than thomas friedman chastising young restaurant patrons that they shouldn’t be spending money eating steak, as he sits and spends money and eats steak
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/23/opinion/23friedman.html
crush that
you gotta think people are tossing hookers his way a la Trading Places every day. Eventually he will fall for it-
“It’s an Opera…”
@9- yes, it is. the one good one of her ever taken.
lots of airbrush, check out the neck, eyes in NYP
La bohème
were these pimps invited?
http://endofesq.com/?p=650
@11
Is friedman a complete nut? While part of his argument is valid (we’re nowhere near the bottom), but the dissonance he exhibits when claiming that we need to ‘stabalize home prices…’ is ridiculous. Adding, or keeping exorbitant credit flowing merely delays the inevitable. We need a progressive deleveraging. That is the only way asset (home, whatever) prices will “stablize”, not with the propogation of excessive and unsafe credit/leverage.
Mooreclops was there drunkenly licking everyone’s face. Disgusting.
Fun fact of the day: the guy playing the cop in that scene from Trading Places? Frank Oz, inventor of the muppets.
Sandra loves to play hide the sausage, but she’s not too fond of the sweet & sour sauce.
@21 – nice.
@20 – He was also in “Spies Like Us”.
I thought Jim Hensen invented the Muppets?
Frank Oz was the puppeteer for Ozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Animal, Sam the Eagle and voice for Yoda, among others.
He was also the corrections officer in Blues Brothers.
@23, Jim Henson did invent the Muppets. Frank Oz was a Muppet puppeteer.
The only thing she’d need to get off her chest is the mess left behind by my 5 pop roper resulting from the wrath of my Bonercaust.
@23 Fun fact:
during filming of The Score (directed by Frank Oz) Brando refused to wear pants in any scene (he didn’t want to be shot from the waist down) and called Oz “Miss Piggy” when he complained. Also supposedly said: “I bet you wish I was a puppet so you could stick your hand up my ass and make me do whatever you want”
His father almost ruined the NYS economy single handed….son is lucky to have a job after Housing mess he left. How do these people get elected?? Of course, I asked that same question of Chris Dodd, who with Barney Frank gave the house away via CRA and sub-prime!!
I thought that was a picture of Bess Levin. But I stand corrected, that’s Sandra Lee.
#28 right on the money
#28: That’s BS. Who wrote most of the sub primes?