• 08 Dec 2008 at 11:25 AM

Get It Off Your Chest

Picture 305.pngAttorney General Andrew Cuomo’s birthday party-cum-fundraiser (for himself) was held last week and it sounds like we missed quite the party, ladies. Though the whole CEO gang was invited, there were apparently no Vikrams or Blankfeins or Thains to speak of, but Bloomberg was there, as was once important actor, Matt Dillon. Probably way more importantly was that the non-party goers among us were unable to witness Cuomo PDAs with new gal pal Sandra Lee, the Food Network star pictured at left. Plus, the whole roast by younger brother Chris Cuomo, which was apparently “scathing.” Hey, idea. Since we all missed out hearing people tell Andy how they really feel (in a humorous, just kidding way, of course!) why don’t we all take a moment to share our thoughts on the old boy now.

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Comments (31)

  1. Posted by VOL IS KING | December 8, 2008 at 11:28 AM

    The fucking SEAPORT.

  2. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 11:28 AM

    Hey Andy, I want to get all up in your gf.

  3. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 11:29 AM

    That is not Sandra Lee.

  4. Posted by Clown Capital | December 8, 2008 at 11:35 AM

    I guess no tits at all are the new big breasts.

  5. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 11:38 AM
  6. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    I heard Elliot Spitzers wife jumped out of the cake and gave everyone blow jobs.

  7. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    Matt Dillon is still an important actor. Wake-up! Christ!

  8. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    BUYER. itty bitty titties or no thats a bombshell

  9. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    not her pic

  10. Posted by bank_teller | December 8, 2008 at 12:03 PM
  11. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 12:04 PM

    cuomo, thanks for ruining it for EVERYONE and still having your own big bash.
    you’re worse than thomas friedman chastising young restaurant patrons that they shouldn’t be spending money eating steak, as he sits and spends money and eats steak
    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/23/opinion/23friedman.html

  12. Posted by dWayne | December 8, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    crush that

  13. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 12:16 PM

    you gotta think people are tossing hookers his way a la Trading Places every day. Eventually he will fall for it-
    “It’s an Opera…”

  14. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    @9- yes, it is. the one good one of her ever taken.

  15. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    lots of airbrush, check out the neck, eyes in NYP

  16. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 12:40 PM

    La bohème

  17. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    were these pimps invited?
    http://endofesq.com/?p=650

  18. Posted by Anal_yst | December 8, 2008 at 12:52 PM

    @11
    Is friedman a complete nut? While part of his argument is valid (we’re nowhere near the bottom), but the dissonance he exhibits when claiming that we need to ‘stabalize home prices…’ is ridiculous. Adding, or keeping exorbitant credit flowing merely delays the inevitable. We need a progressive deleveraging. That is the only way asset (home, whatever) prices will “stablize”, not with the propogation of excessive and unsafe credit/leverage.

  19. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 1:07 PM

    Mooreclops was there drunkenly licking everyone’s face. Disgusting.

  20. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 1:16 PM

    Fun fact of the day: the guy playing the cop in that scene from Trading Places? Frank Oz, inventor of the muppets.

  21. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 1:36 PM

    Sandra loves to play hide the sausage, but she’s not too fond of the sweet & sour sauce.

  22. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 1:40 PM

    @21 – nice.
    @20 – He was also in “Spies Like Us”.

  23. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 2:02 PM

    I thought Jim Hensen invented the Muppets?

  24. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 2:07 PM

    Frank Oz was the puppeteer for Ozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Animal, Sam the Eagle and voice for Yoda, among others.
    He was also the corrections officer in Blues Brothers.

  25. Posted by EricM | December 8, 2008 at 2:08 PM

    @23, Jim Henson did invent the Muppets. Frank Oz was a Muppet puppeteer.

  26. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 2:18 PM

    The only thing she’d need to get off her chest is the mess left behind by my 5 pop roper resulting from the wrath of my Bonercaust.

  27. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 2:54 PM

    @23 Fun fact:
    during filming of The Score (directed by Frank Oz) Brando refused to wear pants in any scene (he didn’t want to be shot from the waist down) and called Oz “Miss Piggy” when he complained. Also supposedly said: “I bet you wish I was a puppet so you could stick your hand up my ass and make me do whatever you want”

  28. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 3:16 PM

    His father almost ruined the NYS economy single handed….son is lucky to have a job after Housing mess he left. How do these people get elected?? Of course, I asked that same question of Chris Dodd, who with Barney Frank gave the house away via CRA and sub-prime!!

  29. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 3:44 PM

    I thought that was a picture of Bess Levin. But I stand corrected, that’s Sandra Lee.

  30. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 4:34 PM

    #28 right on the money

  31. Posted by Finnegan | December 8, 2008 at 8:05 PM

    #28: That’s BS. Who wrote most of the sub primes?

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