Please allow this rare moment of sincerity on our parts for me to say, God love ya, Goldman Sachs. Not because the firm is holding a holiday party this year, which it’s not. Early reports from well-placed caterer moles were apparently spot-on. GS, like much of its goy brethren, will not be partying this year. But (Jewish) God love ‘em because the news, which was broken to employees just before Thanksgiving, doesn’t make the Sachsians come off like Hannukah (/Xmas) hating heathens, or worse, like people who are too poor to afford the expense. Apparently the event at which GS’ers congregate during the last month of the year, where it would not be unusual for food and alcoholic beverages to be served, has historically been referred to not as a holiday party, but a “strategy session.” This year’s not-holiday-party but “strategy session” has been postponed, indefinitely, but “likely some time in 2009.”
Related: Goldman Acceleration: It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It
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maybe dec 2009 perhaps?
they need a festivus pole in the lobby of 85 broad
Heeb version of a “Strategy Session” =
How we can keep making more and more money and knock the competition out, with the help of Higher Authorities in Washington
Something tells me LB’s in that cute, little house stoking the fire, bouncing one little Rebekah on his knee. Taking a swig of manishewitz, “Did you know saba chiseled this dreidel from a roll of benjamins? Go on – spin it, nechda.”
Trustable source mentioned that MS (UK) blocked dealbreaker.
I will light a candle for my GS brothers
When is it going to snow already damnit? I want to be in that cabin right now
@7 and what would you be wearing in this cabin?
Good thing they aren’t in such dire straits that they need to fire the graphics guys. Flash holiday cards, come on man.
A big burly man who likes to chop wood?
and cashmere socks. definitely the socks.
cut to scene of LB polishing HP’s knob by the mantel and you complete the picture
Click on the cabin image, girl: it’s already snowing there.
Some nice pictures of frosty balls, too.
Lloyd’s graphics nebbishes think of everything.
Being laid off and not being able to afford any of the Thom Browne Brooks Brothers clothes for sale on Gilt Groupe today makes me want to JO&C.
Or JO&D
:(
Any laid of bankers that want to stay over at my cabin?
Homo banker.
@14
fuck your spreadsheets you fucking homo
Its over for Glodman, may as well change the name
Homo banker you can take my ass virginity for 578 dollars plus shipping
-13
@17 not at par, but maybe for 60 cents on the dollar I’ll have my way with you.
Post your tel nr.
Homo Banker
great, DB is becoming Craigslist, casual encounters section.
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