Since one of your fellow commenters has brought to light the plight of the less gifted contingent of the Dealbreaker community, we figured we’d remind them once again, in case it was missed previously, and previous to that:
Programming Note: We’re on an abbreviated vacation-esque schedule ’til the first Monday of ’09 (opening/closing wraps and very limited updates whenever the urge to reach out and touch you moves us). We still want to hear from you, though, so if Glenview closes up shop, or Bernie Madoff slips in the shower and you’ve got pics, do not hesitate to let us know.
Now, until we get back which, as indicated above, could be at any time, talk amongst yourselves. Here, conversation starter: New Year’s and your plans. For those of you in need of inspiration, after the jump, a preview of how our favorite Stamfordian is planning on kicking off the night:
*Except he’ll be doing this on skates.

lame.
@1 doesn’t it suck when you’ve got nothing to do because you either have no job or you’ve become keenly aware of the fact that you’re a loser who can’t entertain himself, and DB isn’t there do it for you?
Well, Blago did appoint someone to the Senate so U believe he has the Big Balls award of the year locked down for now.
@2 are you psychic? you should join the circus!
Ok, can someone explain why I can’t get a locate on GM? More beard and bald funny business?
@5 Give Vinnie the Finder from FL a call, he can get some.
Bess what are you doing?
I’m getting drunk – is there really anything else to do?
I can’t wait for Purim…
What about the $23 mil. Haitian ponzi scheme, apparently the SEC finally caught one….even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then
@8 what connections did the guy behind that scheme have? Any daughters married to SEC attorneys? Did he sit on any committees? Make any campaign contributions?
Bottle of Johnnie Walker, ice bucket, lowball glass, and a couch, those sound like pretty good plans at this point.
@10
JW + Redbull= Goodtimes
@ 11 = douche bag
Who seriously mixes JW?
What are the abbreviated “first year” numbers? Anyone?
@13, you need to mix that piss with something….
this is boring-someone entertain me with sarcasm, wit or irony please
Let’s pretend we know what we’re talking about:
Mixing Johnny Red: Who cares?
Mixing Johnny Blue with anything but pure ice from Alpen streams and flown in directly : Legitimate Sin.
“this is boring-someone entertain me with sarcasm, wit or irony please…”
here you go:
“Oh yeah???”, Shecky joked sarcasticly as the other comedians jeered him.
~Shecky Buffett
Any news years eve will be better than the one when I had a great time drinking with this very hot latina – midnight-kiss- thought I was ok to drive and entered the onramp going the wrong way(hot latina yelling in my ear), had to make a u-turn on the highway, got to the hotel blacked out(not sure what happened with the hot latina) only to wake up with my girfriend knocking on the door. *shivers*
@8
Creative Capital…perfect name for a Ponzi scheme front…
@5, I just had GS do a locate and your right… nadda… Whats up with that?
Bank of America and Mr. Higgins missing $millions, it can happen to you my, fellows Americans
More info at: http://maxhiggins.com/blog/
@ Anal_yst – Not going out?
Bank of America and Mr. Higgins missing $millions, it can happen to you my, fellows Americans
More info at: http://maxhiggins.com/blog/
I’ll be dancing around in my micro-mini at the family compound. Come one, come all!
I’ll be dancing around in my micro-mini at the family compound. Come one, come all!
I’ll be dancing around in my micro-mini at the family compound. Come one, come all!
I’ll be dancing around in my micro-mini forgetting this year’s financial woes at the family compound. Come one, come all!
I’ll be dancing around in my micro-mini forgetting this year’s financial woes at the family compound. Come one, come all!
@13 JW Red was created with the intent to use it to make mixed drinks. Thier other brands are for drinking straight.
JW bothers me. Its not that it doesn’t taste good -its OK- but it just kills me to think of good single malt get blended. Its like making ground beef out of an aged strip.
tourettes, anyone!
McCallan 18 anyone? thoughts?
@30, like when people make Kobe beef hamburgers and brag about it how much they spent on it?
Heineken accompanied by Jack Daniels shots-hiccup
@32….25 and stay alive.
@35 I’m not a baller like you
33/35/36 Sheesh…. Unless you’re consuming gallons (are you?), the extra cost of the really good stuff gets lost in the rounding.
@23
Dunno if I’ll have enough energy to make it, already gotta dinner @ la esquina I’m not sure if I’m gonna make, sigh…
Love your site! Keep up the good work, “Ya scallywag”!
switch to MSNBC now to watch the Blago appointment of Burris as Senator… absolute circus-level comedy. And now, they have Councilman Bobby Rush jumping in to save Blago/Burris, with his crackhead/bum-style ramblings… gold!
May 09 bring better times. This year was murder…..
Yeah, that was a laugh riot. Stumblebum Rush calling out Whitey Reid with mumbled back of the bus bullshit. Blago is a fucking star, fuck Clinton get this pimp in the cabinet asap.
I’m surprised Rush’s lips don’t have the typical crack-”frosty whiteness” around them…
this day is so brutal. marked for death is on AMC…
meant, out for justice. my mistake
@45
Nobody beats up people or breaks arms like Steven Seagal.
wait for the cue ball to the teeth.
Notice how when the market tanks movies like Charles Bronson’s and Clint Eastwood’s “angry, vengeful man” hit the screens and make huge amounts of money?
Look at the top movies of 1975, 1982, 1987 and now……except for Marley and Me.
#47, you are talking bollocks.
top 2008 movies:
:: 1. The Dark Knight ($530 million)
:: 2. Iron Man ($318 M)
:: 3. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($317 M)
:: 4. Hancock ($228 M)
:: 5. WALL-E ($223 M)
:: 6. Kung Fu Panda ($215 M)
:: 7. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa ($170 M)
:: 8. Quantum of Solace ($159 M)
:: 9. Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears A Who! ($154 M)
:: 10. Twilight ($153 M)
top 2007 movies:
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
2. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
3. Spiderman 3
4. Shrek The Third
5. Transformers
6. Ratatouille
7. I Am Legend
8. The Simpsons Movie
9. National Treasure Book of Secrets
10. Bourne Ultimatum
in terms of demographic, they’re awfully similar.
nice try on the armchair anthropology, but the facts don’t support you.
might be enough to get you in the pants of some barnard chick though…
My NYE plans consist entirely of trying to get the wideclops drunk enough to have sex with me
@48 – let’s cut some slack here, and do some more looking at facts (Barnard girls – I am available)
I think the right place to look would be the return on investment for the good exploitation films, rather then total box – Grindhouse stuff is an easy substitute, but the genre does well in bad times.
And I’d throw out that it needs to be more then just a market downturn – it needs to be a feeling that something bigger is at hand, so 1987 doesn’t count. You need job losses throughout the country, not just a bad bonus season in manhattan. (Top movie of 1987 – 3 men and a baby – point proven)
Quick anecdotal point – Eastwood’s new flick is him shooting gangbangers, after a few years of war stuff.