Madoff Boys Guilty

Of frosting our cookies. It's become something of a bi or a tri weekly occurence for us to receive emails with some iteration of the subject line 'Madoff Bro Pictures' and for us to know we're about to be staring at one or more images of Mark and/or Andy Madoff and a fish. Maybe it's the himbo-esque looks on their faces, maybe it's just their faces, maybe it's me but this has become grating. Now, because these two have apparently done nothing but fishing (and posing) their entire adult lives, we've become something of a minor repository of Madoff family photos that fall under the categories of 'sons' and 'aquatic hunting.' You know what's coming next.

Madoff Fishing Big Hole River 3.JPG

Madoff Fishing Big Hole River 11.JPG

Madoff Fishing Missouri River 17.JPG

Earlier: Madoffs + Bob Rubin = Urban Angler

Madoff Family Fishing Photos

Comments

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 10:44AM

It's a hard-knock life.

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 10:44AM

douchebags

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 10:45AM

phish?

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 10:45AM

there's somethin' fishy bout' dem Maydoff boys, thay not like common folk.....

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 10:46AM

That's an awful lot of expensive gear for a fish that wouldn't make more than a sushi roll.

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 10:46AM

Never forget. Never!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU


SPODE

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 10:56AM

They caught that all by themselves? No way, they musta had help.

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 11:20AM

they enjoy myself

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 11:26AM

Brokeback Madoff

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 11:34AM

@6
Can't find the full version where Kermit sings "once in a lifetime" Frickin hilarious.

"Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the moneys gone"

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 11:38AM

any numbers on how much that gear must have cost? what if they ran into a great salesman?

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 11:46AM

Don't worry... be happy...

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 11:48AM

@10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w20nXYQAuJQ

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 11:50AM

We reel them in; Dad cleans them out.

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 11:56AM

There should be no end to the public shame and mockery this family receives. Bring back the pillory in the public square. These fat cats deserve several weeks of time, followed by a lifetime of community service.

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 11:57AM

Am I the only one who is getting super annoyed with Blackberry Messenger (BBM)? A couple years ago it was cool, me and all the other 1st year guys would shoot messages to and fro through out the day and we shared a lot of laughs. I even remember being a kiss ass and bbming with the boss - good times. But now, now I feel like I am "talking" to 20 odd "friends" through out the day. It's like everyone has become dependent on constant communication and it makes them feel special. Between doing actual work, being on the actual phone, trying not to get caught cheating on my girlfriend, and responding to actual emails I don't have the time nor desire to continue bbming my friends/co-workers...

Yet I still reply; too worried that once they see that little "r" and don't receive a response they will no longer consider me a pal. It's a vicious circle I've caught myself in. Am I alone in this struggle?

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 12:04PM

@16 - get a life

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Posted by Cincinnatus C , Dec 30, 2008 12:32PM

someone should photochop a picture of the madoff brothers holding a fish w/brian hunter.

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 12:32PM

What's with the awkward arm around the shoulder pose in the 1st pic.?

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Posted by Cincinnatus C , Dec 30, 2008 12:32PM

someone should photochop a picture of the madoff brothers holding a fish w/brian hunter.

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 12:33PM

17, you clearly don't know what it's like to have 200+ bbm contacts, 10% of which are dependent on you to deliver entertaining and/or funny bbms everyday - it's stressful. If I don't get a "lol" or at least a "hahahaha" I'm crushed... a simple "ha" puts me on suicide watch.

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Posted by Cincinnatus C , Dec 30, 2008 12:35PM

i wonder if the madoff brothers ever fished w/the Rales brothers? (danaher corp is named for some river in montana)

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Posted by Cincinnatus C , Dec 30, 2008 12:35PM

i wonder if the madoff brothers ever fished w/the Rales brothers? (danaher corp is named for some river in montana)

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 12:36PM

@16
I hope the Madoff brothers smack you with one of their undersized "trout". Tool.

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Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 30, 2008 1:29PM

Prolly the closest to "fresh fish" these lads got, considering I've yet to see a single pic of either with, ya know, a real, live, human woman

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 2:17PM

Bank of America and Mr. Higgins missing $millions, it can happen to you my, fellows Americans


More info at: http://maxhiggins.com/blog/

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 2:32PM

Someone tell Mr. Higgins to go away.

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 3:02PM

@16...I wish AIDS could be spread through blackberry messenger.

I can't believe you took the time out to write that message.

Someone actually keeps you employed?

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 3:16PM

am I the only one thinking of Big Pussy from the Sopranos?

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 3:19PM

@16 - you are awful/pathetic

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 3:41PM

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loser

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 3:41PM

LIE WITH THE FISHES BITCHES

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Posted by guest , Dec 30, 2008 3:45PM

THE LUCKY SPERM CLUB IS IN SHAMBLES!!!!

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Posted by guest , Dec 31, 2008 2:52PM

carney's sister-site embarrassingly late to the game

http://businesssheet.alleyinsider.com/2008/12/bernie-madoffs-sons-fly-fishing-enthusiasts

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Posted by guest , Jan 02, 2009 12:27PM

i hear they use pop's investors as chum

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