• 30 Dec 2008 at 10:40 AM

Madoff Boys Guilty

Of frosting our cookies. It’s become something of a bi or a tri weekly occurence for us to receive emails with some iteration of the subject line ‘Madoff Bro Pictures’ and for us to know we’re about to be staring at one or more images of Mark and/or Andy Madoff and a fish. Maybe it’s the himbo-esque looks on their faces, maybe it’s just their faces, maybe it’s me but this has become grating. Now, because these two have apparently done nothing but fishing (and posing) their entire adult lives, we’ve become something of a minor repository of Madoff family photos that fall under the categories of ‘sons’ and ‘aquatic hunting.’ You know what’s coming next.


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Earlier: Madoffs + Bob Rubin = Urban Angler

Madoff Family Fishing Photos

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Comments (46)

  1. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 10:44 AM

    It’s a hard-knock life.

  2. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 10:44 AM

    douchebags

  3. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 10:45 AM

    phish?

  4. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 10:45 AM

    there’s somethin’ fishy bout’ dem Maydoff boys, thay not like common folk…..

  5. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 10:46 AM

    That’s an awful lot of expensive gear for a fish that wouldn’t make more than a sushi roll.

  6. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 10:46 AM
  7. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    They caught that all by themselves? No way, they musta had help.

  8. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    they enjoy myself

  9. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    Brokeback Madoff

  10. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 11:34 AM

    @6
    Can’t find the full version where Kermit sings “once in a lifetime” Frickin hilarious.
    “Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
    Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
    Into the blue again/after the moneys gone”

  11. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    any numbers on how much that gear must have cost? what if they ran into a great salesman?

  12. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    Don’t worry… be happy…

  13. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 11:48 AM
  14. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    We reel them in; Dad cleans them out.

  15. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 11:56 AM

    There should be no end to the public shame and mockery this family receives. Bring back the pillory in the public square. These fat cats deserve several weeks of time, followed by a lifetime of community service.

  16. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    Am I the only one who is getting super annoyed with Blackberry Messenger (BBM)? A couple years ago it was cool, me and all the other 1st year guys would shoot messages to and fro through out the day and we shared a lot of laughs. I even remember being a kiss ass and bbming with the boss – good times. But now, now I feel like I am “talking” to 20 odd “friends” through out the day. It’s like everyone has become dependent on constant communication and it makes them feel special. Between doing actual work, being on the actual phone, trying not to get caught cheating on my girlfriend, and responding to actual emails I don’t have the time nor desire to continue bbming my friends/co-workers…
    Yet I still reply; too worried that once they see that little “r” and don’t receive a response they will no longer consider me a pal. It’s a vicious circle I’ve caught myself in. Am I alone in this struggle?

  17. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 12:04 PM

    @16 – get a life

  18. Posted by Cincinnatus C | December 30, 2008 at 12:32 PM

    someone should photochop a picture of the madoff brothers holding a fish w/brian hunter.

  19. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 12:32 PM

    What’s with the awkward arm around the shoulder pose in the 1st pic.?

  20. Posted by Cincinnatus C | December 30, 2008 at 12:32 PM

    someone should photochop a picture of the madoff brothers holding a fish w/brian hunter.

  21. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 12:33 PM

    17, you clearly don’t know what it’s like to have 200+ bbm contacts, 10% of which are dependent on you to deliver entertaining and/or funny bbms everyday – it’s stressful. If I don’t get a “lol” or at least a “hahahaha” I’m crushed… a simple “ha” puts me on suicide watch.

  22. Posted by Cincinnatus C | December 30, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    i wonder if the madoff brothers ever fished w/the Rales brothers? (danaher corp is named for some river in montana)

  23. Posted by Cincinnatus C | December 30, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    i wonder if the madoff brothers ever fished w/the Rales brothers? (danaher corp is named for some river in montana)

  24. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 12:36 PM

    @16
    I hope the Madoff brothers smack you with one of their undersized “trout”. Tool.

  25. Posted by Anal_yst | December 30, 2008 at 1:29 PM

    Prolly the closest to “fresh fish” these lads got, considering I’ve yet to see a single pic of either with, ya know, a real, live, human woman

  26. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 2:17 PM

    Bank of America and Mr. Higgins missing $millions, it can happen to you my, fellows Americans
    More info at: http://maxhiggins.com/blog/

  27. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 2:32 PM

    Someone tell Mr. Higgins to go away.

  28. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 3:02 PM

    @16…I wish AIDS could be spread through blackberry messenger.
    I can’t believe you took the time out to write that message.
    Someone actually keeps you employed?

  29. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 3:16 PM

    am I the only one thinking of Big Pussy from the Sopranos?

  30. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 3:19 PM

    @16 – you are awful/pathetic

  31. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 3:41 PM

    28
    loser

  32. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 3:41 PM

    LIE WITH THE FISHES BITCHES

  33. Posted by guest | December 30, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    THE LUCKY SPERM CLUB IS IN SHAMBLES!!!!

  34. Posted by guest | December 31, 2008 at 2:52 PM
  35. Posted by guest | January 2, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    i hear they use pop’s investors as chum

  36. Posted by Tman | November 11, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    Just more of the same. Jew destroying America, one hook nose at a time. Hope their boat sinks.
    Slowly.

  37. Posted by BIGFATSLOB | December 22, 2010 at 12:06 AM

    ahem… one hooknose at a time

  38. Posted by BIGFATSLOB | December 22, 2010 at 12:06 AM

    ahem… one hooknose at a time

  39. Posted by Blarg | December 29, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    holy shitballs what a bunch of dipshits… if my dad was a billionaire the only thing you’d picture me holding would be hydroponic and giant honkers.

    However, since my dad is a thousandaire, most of my pics feature paint thinner (for sniffing) and/or this old penthouse I have from 1985 that I found in the woods a few years ago.

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