JP Morgan's Highbridge Suffering (WSJ)
Investors are calling for 36% of the assets from the flagship multistrategy fund, which when coupled with the fund's losses could see the fund dropping from its watermark $15B to around $6B. All in all, Highbridge has seen its assets tumble from $38B to $20B over the course of the last year, though no mention is made of whether those numbers include looming redemptions.
Related, JP Morgan Is Cutting Back At Wamu (BBC)
Looking to scale back their operations, WaMu will be cutting about one-fifth of its work force over the coming year, with roughly 4000 people being cut in January alone. This looks more like a winding down than a clearing of payroll though, as the remaining 5200 people are going to be released gradually over the remainder of 2009.
Goldman Could See $2B Quarterly Loss (CNNMoney)
Goldman is facing write downs across most business lines. Lowlights:
"One area that is thought to have given Goldman particular problems in the just-ended quarter is its "book" of so-called distressed investments. Over the years, Goldman has invested in everything from troubled auto loans in Thailand to the debt of a liquor maker in South Korea to struggling golf courses in Japan. This business was once a big profit center.
It isn't known whether these specific investments contributed to the write-downs in this portfolio, and Goldman doesn't disclose the size of its book of distressed investments, which is housed in its fixed-income department. But the business is substantial. In 2005, a blowout year for the group, Goldman bet $24 billion of its own money on this type of investing, according to people familiar with the matter."
One-Half Of College Kids Are Crazy (Guess Which Chromosome Pair I'm Voting For) (Bloomberg)
Apparently College kids are engaging in potentially risky behavior using alcohol, have lasting psychological issues from substance abuse (smoking is listed), or are just bat-shit nuts.
Credit Suisse and HSBC Lay Offs (Reuters)
"Credit Suisse said on Tuesday the bank was cutting 650 jobs, equivalent to roughly 3 percent of its investment banking workforce of about 21,300.
HSBC, Europe's biggest bank, said it was cutting 500 jobs at its UK banking business following a review of the business. The bank employs 58,000 people in Britain."
Paulson & Co. Up Big For 2008 (Bloomberg)
Paulson did a hell of a job capitalizing on the market downside over the trailing quarters, better than the majority of his peers. The breakout winner was out of Long Island, though:
"The highest return in the Bloomberg ranking was scored by the Medallion Fund, run by Jim Simons's Renaissance Technologies LLC. The fund, which has an estimated $8 billion in assets, according to Bloomberg, racked up a gain in excess of 58 percent. That translates into firm profits of $1.43 billion for the quantitative juggernaut."
BOJ Issues Credit For Credit (Reuters)
The BOJ is going to issue an additional $32B in credit lines to companies, which they're trading for Bonds (and apparently they're accepting bonds of a lower rating this round, because ratings still matter).
"The BOJ will launch a new scheme in January under which it will lend unlimited funds to financial institutions at the overnight call rate with corporate debt as collateral.
Until now the BOJ has only accepted corporate debt rated single A or higher as collateral. From December 9 it would start lending against triple B-rated bonds."
--William Richards






Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 9:04AM
Now i'm sure William Richards = Bess.
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 9:08AM
how does renaissance insider fund always do well, but the one to the outside investors does not follow? i would love to hear the answer to that. mucho gracias
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 9:09AM
Too long; didn't read.
Posted by er666 , Dec 02, 2008 9:10AM
@1 and bess would write opening bell under a different name cause why?
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 9:16AM
er666 you remind me off an ugly spotty teenage starwars fan dressed up like luke what's-his-face ready to defend princess Bess from every imaginary enemy that pops up in your head. Good news: I found your friends. Enjoy.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E
Posted by er666 , Dec 02, 2008 9:18AM
@5- you remind me of an idiot
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 9:20AM
ernie666 - very weak response, try harder. But the movie was painfully close right? you might even be in it...
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 9:26AM
gender wars make me feel sexy in my pants.
Posted by William Richards , Dec 02, 2008 9:34AM
@1
I'm not Bess: she looks much better in a skirt than I do.
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 9:36AM
William Richards you exist!!!! Is this your first sign of life on the message board? I am so excited. Now tell us everything about yourself, and a bit about Bess' skirt too!
Posted by William Richards , Dec 02, 2008 9:43AM
I'm going to leave Bess' skirts to Bess, for fear of the XX Chromosome.
Autobiographies are phenomenally awkward -- If you have any questions I'll do what I can to answer them though.
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 9:47AM
Ok lets make it easy, to start with:
Wharton or Harvard
HF or PE
Goldman or Lehman
Sam Adams or Cosmopolitan
Bess or EP
WSJ or NY Mag
Anal_yst or GAnalYst
downtown or midtown
SPODE or TGFD
Soulja Boy or Guns n Roses
Posted by William Richards , Dec 02, 2008 9:55AM
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Vodka Soda/Tonic, generally.
Both are great people
WSJ
Trick question -- both are dudes.
midtown
SPODE
Seriously? You couldn't do any better than Soulja Boy and GNR?
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 9:57AM
guest@#12...
TGFD is pleased that you included me in your 'William Richards' list.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 9:59AM
@12 - Hey! What about me?
The Other Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 10:00AM
@ 14 At you service TGFD, although we all saw the answer coming.. Next time I'll pitch you agains a lesser god like er666, that'll be a walk over for you
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 10:04AM
William, 12 here, you don't like soulja boy? very odd. And whats with all the stars in the beginning? You dont like finance? What do you do workwise outside the opening bell?
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 10:04AM
I've got money with highbridge, and the stat mkt neutral fund is doing really well...
Posted by William Richards , Dec 02, 2008 10:11AM
@17
I'm in Finance: that's just my graceful way of saying where I went to school, where I have (or have not) worked, and what specific industry I'm in is out of bounds.
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 10:15AM
In this mini version of the Miller's analogies test, with the inference being that "Sam Adams is to Cosmopolitan, as Anal_yst is to GAnalYst", you need to get with the program and substitute Hendricks Martini for Cosmopolitan. No Wall Street gay boy is going to be drinking Cosmos. Talk about stereotypes. Now back to work. GAnalYst
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 10:27AM
I was also confused by the Sam Adams/Cosmo relationship. Shouldn't it be more like, Red Stripe or Corona?
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 10:30AM
@20/21 guys, 12 here, I'm from London, no idea what you guys drink over there. Don't you have any questions for William?
Posted by cy , Dec 02, 2008 11:05AM
Given your fiercely guarded private life, are we to assume that William Richards is a pseudonym?
Posted by William Richards , Dec 02, 2008 11:18AM
@cy
It is -- a "pen name". The thought being that my U4 would give everyone entirely too much information.
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 11:32AM
The $20B number quoted for Highbridge does NOT include the looming redemptions.
These guys attracted the hottest of the hot money and now it's flowing out. They'll be in single digits.
Glenn Dubin is just another shyster.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Dec 02, 2008 11:33AM
so "william" is really "whitney"? throwing us off with a guy's name. nice touch.
@GAnalYst - what's going on? you've been on the dl lately, what gives? boss man got you down?
Posted by strangebrew , Dec 02, 2008 2:22PM
@2 The funds have different strategies. It's not a hard concept to grasp.