Opening Bell: 12.09.08

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Wall Street Is No More (Bloomberg)
""There's no more Wall Street," Greenberg, 81, said last night in an interview on Bloomberg's "Money & Politics" television program. "That model just doesn't work because it's at the mercy of rumors.""

This is how cultures of fear are run: rumors are news because the worst is thought to be the only thing that can happen. Fear permeates everything from our love lives to corporate transactions these days - you can't move but for being straddled with it. So, not only is trust completely out the window - but so is the idea that anything good could be borne of taking an outside chance, which is in effect us believing in each other as human beings. So we've lost that.

And while one common enemy is responsible at both fronts it's fought differently depending on where you stand. In money if you want to fight fear you pull a Triple O: you saddle the fuck up, buy the best values in town, and smile gently while everyone calls you insane.

Saying Good-bye To Our Friends In Boston (TVSeriesFinale)
Allen married Denny, and it was beautiful. Thanks for the bat-shit crazy ideas, outstanding quotes, and shootings - you'll be missed.

Copper River To Liquidate (WSJ)
It looks like "Copper River was unable to cash out derivative contracts in which Lehman was the counterparty before the Wall Street company filed for bankruptcy protection" and as PBs started to raise margins, Copper was screwed.

AIG Puts Japanese Life Insurance Co.'s On Block (Reuters)
In an effort to raise capital, AIG has put two Life Insurance companies in Japan on the block. I'm impressed but they're selling off all their shit, but this ends in one of two ways: either the government forgives the loans, or AIG goes out of business.

Russia's Credit Rating Downgraded By S&P (FT)
Russia's Ruble faltered, so S&P kicked it in the sack - with the flight from the currency being more pronounced than less, it appears as though the ratings company didn't feel safe with Russia's long term ability to pay debt.

S&Ps model obviously doesn't account for exports such as hookers, illegal caviar, and weapons to Iran, which is really just sad S&P. I think you need to spend some more time thinking about this.

Potential New Plan For Credit Unions (WSJ)
This is $41B going to corporate Credit Unions, with the hopes of a trickle down effect to mortgage owners resulting in a couple hundred bps off their mortgage.

Australian Westpac Raises Capital (Reuters)
Westpac raised an impressive $1.7B in capital through bond offerings recently, in attempts to bolster its balance sheet. I don't understand: why didn't they just get their government to buy half the bank?

Cramer Calls The Bottom (CNBC)
See above: fear, and disregard.



--William Richards

Comments

1

Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 8:13AM

Good morning bitches. another day of bad news awaits you.

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 8:15AM

'Fear permeates everything from our love lives... '

you date a wideclopse?

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Posted by VOL IS KING , Dec 09, 2008 8:23AM

"If I bothered to look at the balance sheets of some of the stocks I'm buying, I get the feeling I wouldn't do it"

-James J Cramer 12/08/08

22% rally, cramer calls bottom.... where have i seen this...movie...before....


That's right it was Scream, whenever Cramer says the "Dow will be right back" its gets murdered in the other room.

4

Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 8:32AM

"Denny Crane"

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 8:47AM

Is that the old Rocker Partners?

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Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Dec 09, 2008 8:52AM

Who'd have thought Hank "the Spank" Greenberg, of Omaha Beach and Korea retread renown, would turn out to be such a whiny douche.

Of course the "model" doesn't work -- after the last 20 years of financial handjobbery and smoke blowing, people are wising up to the fucking crooked casino. About friggin time.

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 8:53AM

5-believe so

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 8:59AM

@5, @7

Yeah, it was. Looks like the government handed them one with the short rule

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 9:00AM

Only by merging with wideclops can Greenberg create the critical mass to spin the Earth backwards and return to the golden days when rumors never moved share prices.

P.S. I am a hedge fund manager.

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 9:01AM

#6 - wrong Greenberg. The article refers to filthy rich, 80+ year old Ace Greenberg, not filthy rich (though less so now), 80+ year old Hank Greenberg.

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 9:18AM

jerk off to quality porn on www.mpegmovieheaven.com

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 9:21AM

@11

ok, but only if they have a wideclopse categorie. preferably with interracial wideclopse bondage.

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 9:23AM

How come we haven't read about the long line of banks looking to lend to Republic Windows & Doors in Illinios? This is your chance to displace BofA and get in bed with the political mafiosa in Chicago...Direct the troops to Charlotte, Comrade Obama!

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 9:34AM

BofA get a reprieve. Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, who is under investigation for corruption, has been taken into federal custody, the Chicago Tribune reports.

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Posted by Debter , Dec 09, 2008 9:49AM

diabeetus...get's me every time

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Posted by NotNasser , Dec 09, 2008 10:07AM


Pull a Triple O?

http://epicureandebauchery.blogspot.com/2005/04/imbb-triple-o-orange-oyako-over-rice.html

Orange Oyako over rice?

Delicious, but Im not sure what it has to do with the recession etc.

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 10:18AM

In Soviet Russia, S&P Downgrade you!

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 12:28PM

@10, nor the long-dead Detroit Tiger and Jewish athlete triumvir (along with Baer and Koufax)

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 4:07PM

It's "Alan" not "Allen."

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