Rent Dan Loeb By The Hour

Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 08, 2008, 2:43pm

Picture 311.pngUnlike Ashley Dupre, this 9-diamonder goes for way more than a $1,000. Cityfile reports that Dan Loeb, one of our favorite members of the Hebe branch of the hedge fund harem, is renting out his jet. For $5,800 an hour you can hop aboard the Jewish Rambo's Gulfstream IV-SP, which seats 12. Contact Key Air to make a reservation. I don't know if this will entice or repel you, but for an extra grand, Ken Griffin will play stewardess.

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 2:51PM

first

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Posted by Lowly Assistant , Dec 08, 2008 2:52PM

I think this has been brought up in the past, but I find it hilarious that his First Blood-esque line of work requires reading W and Vanity Fair while circling the globe. Do green berets drink tea "pinky out?"

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 2:58PM

Is the grub Kosher, and can we get some of those Hannukah chocolate gold coins in the little plastic nets as we disembark?

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:02PM

"They flew first class...they flew first class"

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:05PM

Even better: the egomanic's aircraft holding LLC is called "Big Dog Aviation." (but he's too much of a pussy to let you see where he's going)

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Posted by Tapecracker , Dec 08, 2008 3:10PM

@ Lowly Assistant(#2)
Those magazines aren't for Loeb, they're for the hookers.

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:17PM

I figured you'd at least have to charter Ken's own jet to get him serving the drinks. I guess if things continue to stay bad you'll see him hawking cocktail nuts on any CJ in the fleet.

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:18PM

Not that I would pass it up, but its a little too narrow for my taste. Anyone know if a G-V (as in G-five) is any wider?

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:19PM

Dudes, the Jewish Rambo is (former i-banker) Rahm Emanuel.

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Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 08, 2008 3:21PM

Only a matter of time before all the schmucks who were buying up planes (yachts, helicopters, etc) realize they weren't such a good "investment" after all. Expect serious asset price deflation, as well as an the drying up of existing liquidity. Oh, and the shifting of such toys to Level-3 assets on the BS.

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Posted by girl , Dec 08, 2008 3:21PM

Hookers don't read W and VF, they read Cosmopolitan, otherwise known as 88,456 ways to give a blow job.

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:25PM

@8 the GIV and the GV have the same width, thought the V is slightly longer and has more range. If you like wide-body you like Challengers, i.e. CL-601 or CL-604 (they even charter for a lower hourly rate)

Feel free to give me a call for a quote...

Joe Bacci
212-755-2000

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Posted by Tapecracker , Dec 08, 2008 3:32PM

Thank you for the clarity, Girl (#11) - btw, any chance you read Cosmo? :)

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:33PM

How do you know what hooker read?

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:36PM

I wonder if Travis Barker will go halves with me...

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:38PM

@14 Because I am one...Top left hand corner.

http://thejebbica.com/humor/you-mean-people-actually-paid-to-have-sex-with-these-women/

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:48PM

I'd do far right, fifth row.

She looks kind of sweet....

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 4:03PM

Girl - How do you know this? Are you speaking from experience?

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 4:09PM

@16, as someone who spent his college years in Nashville, I can confirm that that's the cream of the local crop in TN.

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 4:09PM

12 Your thoughts on a Falcon 9000? I was once lucky enough to tag along on one. From what I remember, it looked more comfortable than this. Or was I just heady from the experience?

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Posted by girl , Dec 08, 2008 4:12PM

Actually i did a survey of all of your girlfriends, by whom i mean the haggardly little asians you pay to carress you while you cry into the sleeves of your Junior Boys department blazer sleeves.

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 4:19PM

@20 The Falcon 900 is wider than the GIV but not quite as wide as the Challenger. It's a beautiful aircraft but availability is sparse and repositioning generally renders it not as good a value as other heavies

If you or anyone else is so inclined to provide me with an opportunity to quote a trip or provide me with a good lead to follow up on, kindly e-mail me in confidence... joe(at)revolutionair.com

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Posted by Lowly Assistant , Dec 08, 2008 4:19PM

haha

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 4:31PM

Hookers read the Deal and Institutional Investor.

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Posted by Tapecracker , Dec 08, 2008 4:35PM

You go, Girl!

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 4:51PM

Could you imagine NBC laying out 87,000 dollars less discount, for that Beijing to JFK flight Nov 26 2006???? If you ask who.....you just got here from another galaxy.

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 10:18PM

@11 & 12......are we confusing are subjects?

slightly longer with greater range could ralate to Cosmopolitan advice of BJ's!

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Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 10:18PM

@11 & 12......are we confusing are subjects?

slightly longer with greater range could ralate to Cosmopolitan advice of BJ's!

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:54AM

@12....are you john devaney?

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Posted by guest , Dec 09, 2008 11:55AM

@12....are you john devaney?

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Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 1:58PM

@29 - no. I am Joe Bacci.

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Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 1:38AM

mr pink sure has moved up in the world.

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