Breathe easy, my chippies. Geoffrey Raymond, who needs no introduction, has finally thrown his two cents into the Madoff Movie of the Week, in the form of some paint on canvass that looks a bit more like Tony Bennett than Bernie Madoff (and yet: who cares, really?). But he’s not done yet cause he needs YOUR help. Raymond has requested that Dealbreaker readers share their thoughts vis-a-vis Mr. Ponzi, preferably in the form of one-liners, which he will then annotate onto the thing. Looking forward, think about scraping together $28,000, which is the asking price for the masterpiece.
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How ’bout this one, from “Animal House”
“You fucked up, you trusted me!”
I said a posse a posse, not a ponzi!
How ’bout this one, from “Animal House”
“You fucked up, you trusted me!”
Dad, how could you?! (wink, wink)
- Andrew Madoff
I’m surprised he didn’t get his knee caps busted up yesterday after walking in public.
Oh dear!
Past performance is not indicative of future frauds.
NO matter how I end up I still win
“My wife made me do it.”
“Tell me you hid the money in the banana stand”
the sons & wife need one too
Got Cash?
all your funds are belong to us
Due Diligence is Overdue
That FT chick Saskia on CNBC is quite hot
60% of the time, it works every time.
- Brian Fantana
“exit strategy?? i thought no one would want any money back till after i died.”
They’ve done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Brian Fantana
@10 – This is definitely the work of a flamer
Charles Ponzi eat your heart out. It’s a Madoff scheme now.
How many times I have told you not to play with that dirty money? We’ll just have to get hims all tidied up.
Well you were walking around blind without a cane, pal. A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
- VIK
Thanks Bernie! You finally proved that Jews aren’t so great with money afterall!
Investor fraud is the “new” generating alpha.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/18/trump.madoff.qanda/index.html
Trumps says he is a sleazebag
Oops, I crapped my pants!
Even Steven (Spielberg)!
Thanks Bernie! You finally proved that Jews aren’t so great with money afterall!
Better stretch out those asscheeks pal
But look at how much money I pumped back into the economy
trust me, I’m just like you.
CAVEAT EMPTOR
Bess -
Only $28,000? Done. Just have to raise some capital.
Anyone want to bid on a couple pieces by Alexandra Penney?
its not lost, how can it be lost if i haven’t started looking for it yet
Taco flavored kissies for my Ben!
@15, she does, she jsut doesn’t look like a porn star like most CNBC bunnies (erin and the commodities girl are the exception though). The asian girl truely confirms the rule, especially when she decides to put clown makeup…ok, that’s every single day
it all started back in the 70′s when my wife put a decimal point in the wrong place
Off? Sure! Funds
Off? Sure! Funds
@10
They found the frozen banana stand. It’s in the UK, about $160 million worth.
it’s a shame you’re too ugly to be prison gang-raped
You say shlemiel, I say shlimazel.
http://epicureandealmaker.blogspot.com/2008/12/three-faces-of-bernie.html
Bernie – thank you for the memories.
I owe my YoY return success to the SEC and all the dumb cocks who looked the other way.
SPODE
@26
I’m confused. Can one sleazebag call another a sleazebag?
Isn’t there some sort of sleazebag code?
As long as you’re buying into the fund, I’ve got some nice land in Palm Beach to sell you too…
-SHAKES
Danny Aiello plays this guy in the upcoming HBO minseries.
The best ones are from Bernie:
“The strategy is the strategy and the returns are the returns.”
And telling the cops: “It’s all just one big lie”
“See, I met this great fly fishing gear salesman, and one thing led to another . . . “
Risk capital is only as patient as the least patient provider.
“exit strategy?? i thought no one would want any money back till after i died.”
the mother of all ponzis
Yes, I am a Jew.
– So am I
Overdue Diligence.
Inspired by @14
The best ones are from Bernie:
“The strategy is the strategy and the returns are the returns.”
And telling the cops: “It’s all just one big lie”
Max Weinberg has not aged well.
I left a comment and didn’t even get a stupid t-shirt.
now you see that evil was always triumph because good is dumb
may the schwartz be with you
now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb
may the schwartz be with you
Ponzi was a Piker
All your shekels are belong to us.
“As good as the Jewish T-Bill”…
Down $50 billion is the new killing it.
“In an era of faceless organizations … Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC harks back to an earlier era in the financial world: The owner’s name is on the door. Bernard Madoff has a personal interest in maintaining the unblemished record of value, fair-dealing, and high ethical standards that has always been the firm’s hallmark.”
I still out performed Citadel!
Look what washed up on our Cox when the economic tide went out…
i steal from my friends
“Behind every great fortune is a crime.” Honore de Balzac
Rob one bank and you get jail, rob twelve and you get the penthouse.
“There is no innocent explanation.”
Fraud of Frauds
Fraud of Funds
Fund of Frauds
Which way is up?
One word. Cunt.
The New Benchmark.
“Oh dear!”
Oy….Boiney…..what would your Mother say??? Oy Boiney, such a nudge….Oy Boiney, how can we show our face at the club? Oy Boiney, how can we show our face at Mahjong !
“Alpha Male”
No Comment
“I did it for my children and grand children.”
“I planned and executed for years. I hid the loot. Hahahahahah!”
I did it for the nookie
What’s that saying about friends in the right places?
If I get off, Andrew Lavender becomes the new Ben Brafman
Too bad Clinton wasnt elected — betcha she would have pardoned me.
Too bad Clinton wasnt elected — betcha she would have pardoned me.
Greed is Good
or
The Clever Madoff
How was the SEC board like?
What me, worry? I have Bill Clinton in my right pocket!
Not to worry, it seems that there’s not an antidote to crooked pricks:
http://ir.auxilium.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=142125&p=irol-newsArticle&ID=1237423&highlight=
That shmegegi, Harry Markopolos, its a good thing everyone ignored him — we kinda sweated bullets.
Not to worry, it seems that there’s now an antidote to crooked pricks:
http://ir.auxilium.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=142125&p=irol-newsArticle&ID=1237423&highlight=
Hamas and Hezbollah “Man of the Year” for inflicting more damage to Jews than either group ever dreamed possible
“I’m coming for you R & J – ec”
The new Weekend @ Bernie’s… Conjugal visits.
The new Weekend @ Bernie’s… Conjugal visits.
Waterboarding.
He forgot to paint Bernie’s horns on.
Bernie Madoff with all of my money.
ummmm 100
wideclops knew the situation was fluid.
I GOT GOATSE’D
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get wrung out.
– slinkybender
Want a redemption?
Madoff Like a Bandit!
ponzi was a pussy
ponzi was a pussy
ponzi was a pussy
“There must be an error. It must be another Bernie Madoff. But then, there is no other Bernie Madoff.”
“The best things in life are free.”
past performance IS future returns