Cityfile reminds us that today marks an extremely important, historic occasion: the birth of Erin Callan. The former Lehaman Brothers CFO and current Credit Suisse Managing Director and head of the Global Hedge Fund Business turns 43. Unfortunately, we will not be picking out anything special for the birthday girl, as we're still licking our wounds from not receiving so much as a thank you for the flowers we sent to mark her first day on the job. Unless of course one of you come up with something too good pass up, in which case we'll just pop by her apartment and drop it off.
Take Note, Brady Dougan
Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 02, 2008, 11:23am
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 11:39AM
Felix Salmon wants to pay bankers much less. Comments?
http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/market-movers/2008/12/02/pay-bankers-much-less
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 11:41AM
Maybe just email her the dick fuld "its not your fault" someecard
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 11:43AM
wish she did an episode of Milf Hunter before she went to CS. I'd beat my dick like a dead baby seal to her.
(Partially punishing myself, partially enjoying the moment)
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 11:58AM
Happy birthday Erin go 'braless!
How about a Victoria's Secret push-up, with the Formaldehyde and all?
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 11:59AM
I'd like to do Erin wheelbarrow-style while yelling out "Close your eyes and think of David Einhorn, baby!"
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 12:01PM
Love how she's slightly tugging at her coat w left hand. With a "CFO" like that its hard to believe that Lehman didnt make it
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 12:06PM
A prison t-shirt with the quote:
"Dick Fuld will be my cellmate and my bitch"
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 12:08PM
An unlimited All Access Badge to visit Dick Fuld when he's in Prison would be a very nice gift, with a few cartons of smokes to tuck under her arm
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 12:08PM
maybe Bess could kindly introduce Erin to her friendly cobbler?
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 12:10PM
Paying bankers less will hopefully kickstart the return to equilibrium. The smartest guys will leave and start their own shops, filling a niche left by the meltdown. The mediocre bankers will stay at the bank/government owned shops and get paid less.
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Posted by Anal_yst, Dec 02, 2008 12:21PM
@ 17
You should have concluded something to the effect of "...and thus the entire cycle will repeat itself..."
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Posted by girl, Dec 02, 2008 12:44PM
I'm curious anal, what exactly would you do to her? Because when I tried to imagine that all I saw was you wearing a giant diaper and a bonnet while she ordered you around her room...
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Posted by Lowly Assistant, Dec 02, 2008 1:08PM
Wow, snap!
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Posted by Lowly Assistant, Dec 02, 2008 1:15PM
Girl,
Here's some bullets for that gun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYxaUcFZs4Y
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 1:32PM
So does this mean Credit Suisse only has another few quarters b4 they go bankrupt as well?
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 3:54PM
@19, yeah sorry forgot to add "and the banks will overpay to buy out the teams at these new firms, and thus the entire cycle will rinse, repeat"
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 4:31PM
That's an exceptionally good, and obviously touched-up photo of Erin; it's been on DB before. Close-up photos show how rough she looks.
She's not for TGFD at all.
@#7...
You must be a sick individual. Beating your meat while you dream of Erin. WTF is the matter with you?
The Guy from Delaware
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Posted by Anal_yst, Dec 02, 2008 5:34PM
@ girl
Long time no see/speak, glad to see you're still around going for the low-hanging fruit.
Sorry to burst your bubble but I tend to lean more towards the dom side than sub,
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Posted by Lowly Assistant, Dec 02, 2008 5:47PM
Anal,
I don't know, man. If I could trade the diaper for a fig leaf, I'd let Erin order me around. That's her appeal: strong, dominant, independent, and successful.
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Posted by Anal_yst, Dec 02, 2008 5:49PM
@ Lowly
I don't disagree with your assesment, however, I think she'd revel in being on the receiving end of someone with the same (at least the 1st 2) characteristics, judging from experience, that is...
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Posted by guest, Dec 02, 2008 11:29AM
Wrong Erin, didn't JO.