• 17 Dec 2008 at 2:00 PM

That Didn’t Take Long

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Did you invest in securities directly through Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities, LLC?
Have you or your company invested in a Hedge Fund that failed to perform its due diligence before investing with Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities, LLC?
If you answered “Yes” to either of these questions, the attorneys at Frier & Levitt, LLC can help you recover your losses.

You knew this was coming. Ah, freedom.
Attention Hedge Fund Investors And Securities Fraud Victims Of Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities, LLC [Frier Levitt]

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Comments (62)

  1. Posted by longdukdong | December 17, 2008 at 2:04 PM

    First

  2. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:06 PM

    Erin Burnett’s hair looks great today. She looks like she’d be a total bitch in real life but I bet she’s epic in the sack.

  3. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:07 PM

    Microlab Road – Suite A
    Livingston, New Jersey

  4. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:09 PM

    @2- i disagree. she looks like a frigid bitch with whom the sex would suck.

  5. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:13 PM

    You know I thought that but given how much she travels and works, I bet she’d get in bed and just let it out.
    Selfish sex I’m sure, but man would she work you.

  6. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:17 PM

    Not a big Erin fan but she looks pretty dolled up today. Not to shabby.

  7. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:19 PM

    too pretty = lazy

  8. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:20 PM

    Yeah, she’s exceptionally hot today.
    Trish Regan is still #1. I bet whatever hotshot MD ends up bagging her won’t even have a mistress.
    Nah, they probably still will.

  9. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:21 PM

    What are these freaks going to do to “recover” the losses – go to Montana and dig up the safe buried next to the river where the (innocent!) sons buried some serious cash? Or will they find the false bottom in Mrs. Madoff’s shoe closet, where millions are squirreled away?

  10. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    @9- trish is married. as are: melissa francis, becky quick, julia boorstein, and maria bartiromo.

  11. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:25 PM

    @8
    Back when she was young and fucking Tommy Lee, Pam Anderson was pretty, and god knows she wasn’t lazy

  12. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | December 17, 2008 at 2:25 PM

    @ 4 – yes, she’s very cute but looks like the typical uptight celtic gal that would say “oh honey please turn off the light first” and get all freaked out if you tried to turn her over midway to go doggy style.

  13. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:26 PM

    @10 Don’t forget the banana stand.

  14. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:27 PM

    I bet Melissa Francis is a fithy lay…

  15. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:27 PM

    This reminds me of the Phil Hartman skit where he is a lawyer for Green & Fazio, which helps you sue for “bystander trauma” – merely witnessing an accident. It was @#$*# hilarious.
    http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92cgreen1.phtml

  16. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:28 PM

    Forget Becky’s hair: Did anyone see that hag Abbey Joseph Cohen this morning on CNBC?
    What mountain lion mauled her? AJC looks horrendous!
    C’mon Goldman, you’ve GOT TO HAVE MORE CEREDIBLE REPRESENTATION!!
    You’re Goldman “Eff’N” Sachs!!

  17. Posted by Gordon Gekko | December 17, 2008 at 2:28 PM

    Rebecca Jarvis > Erin Burnett

  18. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:30 PM

    These days Erin looks so tired and dead that I’m quite sure she wud punch you in the face with her massive fists if you tried to come in between her and her sleep.

  19. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:31 PM

    None of the people in NAPLES, FL got swindled…..
    Funny how that happens! Holla for the LeftCoast!

  20. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:33 PM

    @12. I’d say more like “hot” – Girls who look like Erin get by doing very little right. Not that I’d complain – which is kind of my point…

  21. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:33 PM

    Where Made-Off is a Genius these guys are just snakes. All a different side of the same problem.

  22. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:34 PM

    Margaret Brennan has my ****, er vote.

  23. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:34 PM

    The hags are the only ones left at Goldman. PYT’s are not going to get on camera and do spin for lousy 5G bonuses!
    Only 5 days to Hannukah!!!!!

  24. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:34 PM

    @19 some people are into that sorta thing

  25. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:35 PM

    My ****, er vote, resides with Margaret Brennan.

  26. Posted by Clown Capital | December 17, 2008 at 2:39 PM

    @13
    I disagree. She looks like she’d be down to get on all fours and take it like a champ after some coaxing…
    Now if you proposed to her if she’d mind gettin’ wheelbarrowed, I think she’d get all uppity, run to the bathroom, slam the door and cry.

  27. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:39 PM

    @25 , yeah she’s hot but having intimate experience of some French girls, I really don’t know if it is actually worth it to be involved unless you’re looking for daily drama.

  28. Posted by Clown Capital | December 17, 2008 at 2:39 PM

    @13
    I disagree. She looks like she’d be down to get on all fours and take it like a champ after some coaxing…
    Now if you proposed to her if she’d mind gettin’ wheelbarrowed, I think she’d get all uppity, run to the bathroom, slam the door and cry…
    Or maybe that just happens to me?

  29. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | December 17, 2008 at 2:40 PM

    @ 25 — tres jolie! but a bit of a wideclops!!

  30. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:41 PM

    Wow these attorneys are garbage. look at the schools they attended. i wouldn’t let them handle any case on my behalf. there is something to be said for having a certain pedigree so to speak.

  31. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:41 PM

    first sign that the madoffs were frauds shouldve been their interest in fly fishing. I mean how many Jews fly fish?

  32. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:43 PM

    I’m going to hire unfrozen caveman lawyer to sue for me!

  33. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:43 PM

    None of those girls hold a candle to Silvia Wadwa – CNBC Deutschland.
    I heard when she visted the CNBC Englewood Cliffs offices, she left Maria Bartiromo an upperdecker.
    …s’just what I heard.
    -BeckyBootFan

  34. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:45 PM

    “…upperdecker…”
    just think of the schnitzel…

  35. Posted by diablo | December 17, 2008 at 2:49 PM

    @38
    Comment of the Day!
    And BTW, I thought Quick was divorced.

  36. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:52 PM

    C’mon….it’s pretty clear by now these Jews weren’t fly fishing in Montana. Went to case some stash outposts and probably brought a little cabin or two, which will be utilized when this fucker and his sons go on the run.

  37. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:52 PM

    “Do you use consumer products? Do you ever go outside? Then you probably have a basis for a major lawsuit. Call now!”

  38. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:56 PM

    Man, Trish is married? Fuck why the hell am I still working in this godforsaken industry?

  39. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:56 PM

    @41 – did you delete that from wikipedia right before you posted? funny…

  40. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 2:58 PM

    @41 – did you delete that from wikipedia right before you posted? funny…

  41. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 3:01 PM
  42. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 3:16 PM

    Linzie Janis
    Bloomberg News – London Correspondent

  43. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 3:20 PM

    @33 – Perhaps, but she can wideclops me any time she wants. Merde!

  44. Posted by Gordon Gekko | December 17, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    Screw these lawyers, I’d rather hiring Peter “P’Ta Mon” John. Just look at his belt, he’s 1st class all the way
    http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/Peter%20John%20P%27Ta%20Mon%20Peter%20P%27Ta%20Mon%20John%20Trial%20Lawyer%20Above%20the%20Law%20blog.jpg

  45. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 3:33 PM

    lawyers suck and everything they touch turns to shit. They have their own troubles and face massive layoffs. Enjoy their pain.
    http://endofesq.com/?p=711

  46. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 3:39 PM

    @17 – Marisa Brown > Rebecca Jarvis

  47. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 3:40 PM

    @18 hahahah, see her hair on the CNBC video absolutely hideous…

  48. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    I gots the hots for the German CNBC coreispondant. Dair I say she’s the pic of the litter, a true picture of beauty. Hary bush *finger crossed* I’m already sporting wood. Fetch boy fetch boy that big meaty bone.
    SPODE

  49. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 4:04 PM

    Michelle Caruso Cabrera has a frosty mug, but that body was built for speed.

  50. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 4:16 PM

    Caruso Cabrera taking her top off is the Fed’s last straw. Those guns would buoy the market through any crisis.

  51. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 4:19 PM

    Trish Regan for me, former Mrs. New Hampshire.

  52. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 4:19 PM

    CNBC gets so much flak all the time but does *anybody* watch other news channels here?

  53. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 4:38 PM

    @59 Bloomberg. Only CNBC when on those annoying infomercials.

  54. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 5:09 PM

    If it wasn’t for the NFL and Gossip Girl I wouldn’t watch any other channel.

  55. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 5:15 PM

    why does it look like the guy in the pic, in the far right just had three dirty martini’s after a windy afternoon

  56. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 5:15 PM

    Karen Tso CNBC Asia hands down pick of the litter.

  57. Posted by Anal_yst | December 17, 2008 at 5:49 PM

    @ 62
    Looks like they were all (poorly) photoshopped together from individual pics. Guy on the right was prolly doin the perpwalk and/or “TMZ shuffle” when they snapped his pic.

  58. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 6:20 PM

    All I an think of when I am watching CNBC in the morning is all the fun and nasty things I could do with Trish and Erin both together with me. Yum!

  59. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 10:56 PM

    The blonde at the front over on the right hand side gives great handthingies…

  60. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 10:56 PM

    The blonde at the front over on the right hand side gives great handthingies…

  61. Posted by guest | December 17, 2008 at 11:00 PM

    I think I would use them because 4 guys and 2 girls is better than 3 girls and 3 guys

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    ODYC5c A round of applause for your blog post.Really looking forward to read more.

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