I know there are a few of you out there having trouble relating to, or feeling empathy for, the many Jews (and wives) of those suffering at the hands of Madoff. Perhaps some small measure of compassion can be drawn from your hearts of stone and souls black as night from this tale. Arki Busson, he of EIM and betrothed to Uma Thurman fame, has $230 million in exposure to Madoff. Will he ever grin like this again?
Or this?
Or this?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:30PM
Can I downsize the ring at Tiffany's?
Posted by MarshallStack , Dec 16, 2008 2:30PM
He's got a Colbert wrist strong bracelet.
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Dec 16, 2008 2:31PM
For some reason, those fucking bracelets drive me mad.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:34PM
Given who he is posing with, I would assume that he still has plenty of reasons to smile. Methinks being married to Thurman will preclude him from ever falling into the mass of the mere wealthy.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:37PM
pic #3 doesn't look like Uma.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:37PM
not sure i like the trade from elle to uma, but i think he'll manage to be just fine.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:38PM
BUY EUROS
SHORT THE DOLLAR
Posted by Clown Capital , Dec 16, 2008 2:39PM
He's still getting his cocked slobbed by UMA fuckin' THURMAN! You can always make more money, but you can't get your kabob smoked by many notable actresses...
Fuck him. lol.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:39PM
Give Uma a good pounding doogie style and call it a day...
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:40PM
I'm sure he still smirks when she's riding his hog
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:40PM
Give Uma a good pounding doogie style and call it a day...
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:41PM
It don't matter how famous or good looking the sweetie might be....Somewhere, someone is growing tired of it.
~"Will Rogers" Schlemowitz
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:42PM
not sure i like the trade from elle to uma, but i think he'll manage to be just fine.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:42PM
You guys are missing the point: WILL SHE STILL MARRY HIM IF HE IS WORTHLESS?
I'm predicting she moves on. He jumps out of a window; US broker '29 style.
The bigger question is WTF is up with the 0 or 0.25% FF rate? Which one is it?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:42PM
With her gigantic hands his schlong must look tiny.....
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:45PM
@8...good point. Good point.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:45PM
You guys are missing the point: WILL SHE STILL MARRY HIM IF HE IS WORTHLESS?
I'm predicting she moves on. He jumps out of a window; US broker '29 style.
The bigger question is WTF is up with the 0 or 0.25% FF rate? Which one is it?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 2:51PM
@17 depends how high off the ground the helicopter is in which Ben is throwing money out of.
Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Dec 16, 2008 2:56PM
IF HE CAN EVEN SO MUCH AS WHACK OFF IN UMA'S SHADOW HE HAS NOTHING I MEAN NOTHING TO BITCH ABOUT...
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 3:08PM
@5 because she isnt Uma you dumb shit
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 3:14PM
Uma looks like an alien to me. Elle, on the other hand, still looks like the lady on the cover of the SI swimsuit issues that I used to steal from my dad.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 3:14PM
Uma looks like an alien to me. Elle, on the other hand, still looks like the lady on the cover of the SI swimsuit issues that I used to steal from my dad.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 3:23PM
@3, you're right, the cheap bracelets are annoying, passe, and many other bad things
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 3:23PM
I think the real issue here is whether people are double posting to emphasize their point or are they truly retarded?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 3:25PM
Well considering EIM has $12 bn+ UAM this is not the end of the world, although it certainly hurts.
Madoff = Piker
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 3:45PM
Pic # 3 is Elle McPherson, with whom he had 2 kids, but she was smart enough to never marry him. I know the guy personally, and he is as dumb as dirt but connected in the extreme to the euro-trashy wealthy do-nothing class. He has his own skeletons that one day will surface to the horror and embarrassment of many.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 3:53PM
Yes, that Uma really puts the Woodrow in my Wilson.
-C. Montgomery Burns
Posted by merkin capital partners , Dec 16, 2008 3:58PM
@ 14..you are missing the point, WILL YOU GET JOKES IF THEY'RE NOT EXPLICIT?
and it's not a hard rate...it's a target level..go write your letter to santa.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 4:06PM
Uma looks like an alien to me. Elle, on the other hand, still looks like the lady on the cover of the SI swimsuit issues that I used to steal from my dad.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 4:17PM
Uma looks like an alien to me. Elle, on the other hand, still looks like the lady on the cover of the SI swimsuit issues that I used to steal from my dad.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 4:22PM
What matters more is how many tight sluts you've dropped a load in that day than how much exposure you had to madoff
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 4:34PM
@26, yeah, but in a Darwinian sense, it's a far bigger "win" to procreate with than to marry Elle McPherson.
Agree with the 4x posting commenter that Elle is far more attractive than Uma.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 4:41PM
@24 HA! That was funny.
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 5:35PM
You guys are all retarded, his fund EIM manages $14 Billion, $230 mil / $14 Billion is a 1.6% loss. He is still personally worth billions, and didn't lose that much money for clients on a percentage basis...
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 5:37PM
as long as he doesn't unlease kids with Uma on the world... she must have LSD in her chromosomes, given that Tim Leary's one of her "daddies".
are her kids with Ethan Hawke chain-smokers yet, perhaps at the 92nd st. Y?
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 5:46PM
You guys are all retarded, his fund EIM manages $14 Billion, $230 mil / $14 Billion is a 1.6% loss. He is still personally worth billions, and didn't lose that much money for clients on a percentage basis...
Posted by guest , Dec 16, 2008 5:57PM
@34, 36: "You guys are all retarded"
[As you double-post]
Posted by trojan , Dec 17, 2008 12:13AM
uma thurman = actual wideclops
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Dec 30, 2008 12:28PM
this is what it sounds like...when doves cry.
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Dec 30, 2008 12:29PM
this is what it sounds like...when doves cry.