I know there are a few of you out there having trouble relating to, or feeling empathy for, the many Jews (and wives) of those suffering at the hands of Madoff. Perhaps some small measure of compassion can be drawn from your hearts of stone and souls black as night from this tale. Arki Busson, he of EIM and betrothed to Uma Thurman fame, has $230 million in exposure to Madoff. Will he ever grin like this again?
Or this?
Or this?
Can I downsize the ring at Tiffany’s?
He’s got a Colbert wrist strong bracelet.
For some reason, those fucking bracelets drive me mad.
Given who he is posing with, I would assume that he still has plenty of reasons to smile. Methinks being married to Thurman will preclude him from ever falling into the mass of the mere wealthy.
pic #3 doesn’t look like Uma.
not sure i like the trade from elle to uma, but i think he’ll manage to be just fine.
BUY EUROS
SHORT THE DOLLAR
He’s still getting his cocked slobbed by UMA fuckin’ THURMAN! You can always make more money, but you can’t get your kabob smoked by many notable actresses…
Fuck him. lol.
Give Uma a good pounding doogie style and call it a day…
I’m sure he still smirks when she’s riding his hog
Give Uma a good pounding doogie style and call it a day…
You guys are missing the point: WILL SHE STILL MARRY HIM IF HE IS WORTHLESS?
I’m predicting she moves on. He jumps out of a window; US broker ’29 style.
The bigger question is WTF is up with the 0 or 0.25% FF rate? Which one is it?
With her gigantic hands his schlong must look tiny…..
@8…good point. Good point.
You guys are missing the point: WILL SHE STILL MARRY HIM IF HE IS WORTHLESS?
I’m predicting she moves on. He jumps out of a window; US broker ’29 style.
The bigger question is WTF is up with the 0 or 0.25% FF rate? Which one is it?
@17 depends how high off the ground the helicopter is in which Ben is throwing money out of.
IF HE CAN EVEN SO MUCH AS WHACK OFF IN UMA’S SHADOW HE HAS NOTHING I MEAN NOTHING TO BITCH ABOUT…
@5 because she isnt Uma you dumb shit
Uma looks like an alien to me. Elle, on the other hand, still looks like the lady on the cover of the SI swimsuit issues that I used to steal from my dad.
Uma looks like an alien to me. Elle, on the other hand, still looks like the lady on the cover of the SI swimsuit issues that I used to steal from my dad.
@3, you’re right, the cheap bracelets are annoying, passe, and many other bad things
I think the real issue here is whether people are double posting to emphasize their point or are they truly retarded?
Well considering EIM has $12 bn+ UAM this is not the end of the world, although it certainly hurts.
Madoff = Piker
Pic # 3 is Elle McPherson, with whom he had 2 kids, but she was smart enough to never marry him. I know the guy personally, and he is as dumb as dirt but connected in the extreme to the euro-trashy wealthy do-nothing class. He has his own skeletons that one day will surface to the horror and embarrassment of many.
Yes, that Uma really puts the Woodrow in my Wilson.
-C. Montgomery Burns
@ 14..you are missing the point, WILL YOU GET JOKES IF THEY’RE NOT EXPLICIT?
and it’s not a hard rate…it’s a target level..go write your letter to santa.
Uma looks like an alien to me. Elle, on the other hand, still looks like the lady on the cover of the SI swimsuit issues that I used to steal from my dad.
Uma looks like an alien to me. Elle, on the other hand, still looks like the lady on the cover of the SI swimsuit issues that I used to steal from my dad.
What matters more is how many tight sluts you’ve dropped a load in that day than how much exposure you had to madoff
@26, yeah, but in a Darwinian sense, it’s a far bigger “win” to procreate with than to marry Elle McPherson.
Agree with the 4x posting commenter that Elle is far more attractive than Uma.
@24 HA! That was funny.
You guys are all retarded, his fund EIM manages $14 Billion, $230 mil / $14 Billion is a 1.6% loss. He is still personally worth billions, and didn’t lose that much money for clients on a percentage basis…
as long as he doesn’t unlease kids with Uma on the world… she must have LSD in her chromosomes, given that Tim Leary’s one of her “daddies”.
are her kids with Ethan Hawke chain-smokers yet, perhaps at the 92nd st. Y?
You guys are all retarded, his fund EIM manages $14 Billion, $230 mil / $14 Billion is a 1.6% loss. He is still personally worth billions, and didn’t lose that much money for clients on a percentage basis…
@34, 36: “You guys are all retarded”
[As you double-post]
uma thurman = actual wideclops
this is what it sounds like…when doves cry.
this is what it sounds like…when doves cry.