• 18 Dec 2008 at 9:30 AM

There Is Going To Be Trouble

By Equity Private

GM is merging with Chrysler. No, they have no intention of merging. Yes, they are merging. Any day now. No, not merging. Never. Ok, maybe we are talking about it. No, really, we aren’t. At all.
GM denies Chrysler merger talks revival report [Reuters]

Comments (12)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 9:35 AM

    0 + 0 = 0

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 9:38 AM

    It will happen eventually. The only question is: “will it happen before or after one or both files Chapter 11?”

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 9:39 AM

    two drunks leaning against each other

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 9:43 AM

    @1 I think they want to try a different equation:
    negative x negative = positive

  5. 5
    Posted by Clown Capital | December 18, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    Why hasn’t GM’s board told Wagoner to kick rocks yet??? The gov’ment already told him too…

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 9:56 AM

    two pieces if shit = one big dump

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 10:12 AM

    It’s called negative synergy:
    -1 + -1 = -3

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 10:18 AM

    The Blind leading the Deaf. What the… is this strategy in order to knock out Ford?

  9. 9
    Posted by Anal_yst | December 18, 2008 at 10:18 AM

    @7
    Bingo

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 10:27 AM

    coitus interruptus automobilius

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 11:07 AM

    Bess, will you be my cum receptacle?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 5:16 PM

    @1, 4, 6: crescendo of laughter… well played, sirs!

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