ELAINE: The whole city is talking about this monster Joel Rifkin, and I am dating a Joel Rifkin.
JERRY: But you like your Joel Rifkin.
ELAINE: Yeah. I just wish he has a different name.
JERRY: Ask him to change it.
ELAINE: You can't ask a person to change their name.
JERRY: Why not?
ELAINE: Would you change yours?
JERRY: If someone asked me nicely. I'm Claude Seinfeld.
(Kramer enters)
ELAINE: Hey, how many people did Rifkin strangle? Eighteen?
JERRY: Yeah. Eighteen strangles.
*Double meaning there.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Dec 12, 2008 12:20PM
ELAINE: O.K. O.K. Remy.
JOEL: Remy Rifkin? Should I get a beret?
ELAINE: Oh, Stuart's a lot better! (talking like a baby) Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother
Posted by RonBurgundy , Dec 12, 2008 12:30PM
WHERE'S KASHKARI ON THIS?
SOMEONE TELL THAT DIRTY LITTLE WALLAH TO FETCH ME SOME CHAI
Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 12:36PM
Are they just trying to prevent a run on their business. There are hundreds of companies/funds that still are trying to figure out how deep their exposures are to this. (As I write this Sterling just announced they were exposed). How the heck is a Name-Associated Fund/Firm going to claim they are not part of this mess?
Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 12:37PM
They just happen to have the same person's name, tard face.
Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 12:37PM
NEWMAN!
Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 12:37PM
They just happen to have the same name, tard face.
Posted by Anal_yst , Dec 12, 2008 12:43PM
@ burgundy
shut the eff up with this kaskari nonsense already you ftard
Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 12:58PM
They just happen to have the same name, tard face.
Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 1:12PM
There's an American Funds mutual fund called Washington Mutual. May want to change that, too.
By the way, one alternative Elaine offered for her Joel Rifkin was O.J.
Posted by HAM05 , Dec 12, 2008 1:27PM
anal cmon burgundys enthusiasm makes me laugh everytime i see those little all caps.
Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 1:47PM
During the S&L crisis in the 1990s, there was an unfortunate bank named Lincoln, whose president was named Keating. There was no relation between either the Keatings or the Lincolns, but it sure caused a lot of problems for the good bank.
Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 3:03PM
LAZARD JUST ANNOUNCED LAYOFFS!!! 10-15%! Strange given how well restructuring is doing... Just hope its not me!
Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 4:58PM
Why all the comment deletions? Is it like some kind of neo- Art movement?
Posted by guest , Dec 12, 2008 5:01PM
no comments have been deleted, except for the ones calling out random non-senior personnel.
Posted by guest , Dec 13, 2008 9:50AM
"Why should I be the one changing my name? He's the one who sucks."
Michael Bolton
Posted by Douglas K , Mar 31, 2009 1:39AM
The global economic downturn and stagnation forced people to be good investors. Investing, as we all know is a great action to save money for future use. And aside from that, investment is also the key to retirement because no companies ever offer pension plans anymore and it isn't like you can rely on Social Security. Building an investment portfolio is something you want to start sooner rather than later. It might be worth getting a payday loan to start one. If you manage your investments carefully, you could even possibly retire early, and live off the interest. It's the way Warren Buffet has made billions, and it is the way to build a nest egg for your golden years, so you really can't afford to not start investing. http://personalmoneystore.com/moneyblog/2009/03/26/cheeky-investment-payday-loan/