• 15 Dec 2008 at 12:28 PM

Tricky (Mrs.) Dick

Picture 344.pngFar be it from us to judge the now destitute wives of once rich husbands, and, in fact, we’re actually sharing this not so much as a criticism but as a service guide to the many of you who’ll find yourselves in the same position in the near future (Ken, Bernie, etc). According to Daily Beast Kathy Fuld, wife of erstwhile billionaire Dick Fuld, has been having some difficulty adjusting to her new lifestyle as a merely marginally rich woman. Once a proud shopper, Lady Fuld has apparently taken to breaking her sessions into $5,000 to $10,000 hits and doing so in secrecy, like a regular junkie. For now, she’s apparently just asking stores to give her unmarked bags so as to not draw attention to the fact that she’s buying items that could go a long way in paying off her husband’s bookies (no judgment!). But it’s a slippery slope to making her purchases out on Long Island.

Comments (39)

  1. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    looks like Tom Coughlin with a wig.

  2. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 12:36 PM

    As arrogant as her husband…
    Dickie putting assets into her name and offshore accounts, I hope she screws him like he screwed Lehman retirees.

  3. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 12:37 PM

    She might want to lay off the chemical peels.

  4. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    Do rich men’s wives all come from the same factory with the exception of Murdoch’s model? It’s like they all said I’ll take the TB-1 model and upgrade to the new version every 10 years or so.

  5. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    Do rich men’s wives all come from the same factory with the exception of Murdoch’s model? It’s like they all said I’ll take the TB-1 model and upgrade to the new version every 10 years or so.

  6. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    Standard pie-tin faced irish chick passing herself off as wasp-wannabe
    look into chin lift mickette
    Funny the son has same chunky/muffin topped chicks on his myspace posted here weeks ago

  7. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    do women of her generation go Brazillian?

  8. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    @1 – AWESOME!

  9. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 12:50 PM

    Idiot ahoy
    The extent of the potential damage prompted a leading fund manager in London to lash out at U.S. regulators for failing to detect the fraud earlier.
    “I think now it is very difficult for people to invest in things that are meant to be regulated in America, because they haven fallen down in the job,” Nicola Horlick , the manager of Bramdean Alternatives , which has 9 percent of its funds invested in Madoff’s scheme, told the British Broadcasting Corp.
    Horlick is a fool and liar. No serious investor with a eye on the ball depends on the SEC or FSA. They do they’re own due diligence which includes questioning obscure use of NY auditing firms, Prime brokers etc…lokkimng at bthe books/trades themselves. What a worthless piece of shit.

  10. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 12:56 PM

    @9 – Agreed.
    The SEC are not active regulators. They are coroners. They always swoop in AFTER the dead bodies start piling up trying to figure out what happened. Of course, what should you expect from yet another understaffed arm of our bureaucracy. Chris Cox instills about as much confidence as Rick Wagoner.
    If this Horlick clown was counting on the SEC then he deserves to lose money.

  11. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | December 15, 2008 at 1:01 PM

    @7 – No. Moderate bikini is the default muff style for your typical 40+ y.o. financial services trophy wife

  12. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 1:05 PM

    @7…do you really want to know?

  13. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    #4
    This NOT the rich mans factory TB-1 model
    The TB-1 specs are:
    -15 to 25 years younger min.
    -36″-24″-36″
    -5’10”+
    -High cheekbones
    -Full lips
    -Almond eyes
    -Tiny nose
    -Real hair
    -Taste, style & breeding
    This is more like the Hyundai that stuck with you since grad school…but you sprung for chrome wheels, spoiler kit, and mail order leather seat covers….all sagging now

  14. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | December 15, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    @ 13 – post of the day

  15. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 1:11 PM

    @7- I bet she has a full bush

  16. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 1:13 PM

    She could call up Joe Gregory’s wife and shop, do lunch, get their nails done, and complain about their respective husband’s failures and their future shopping jaunts at risk….how they must abhor the poor….

  17. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 1:15 PM
  18. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 1:18 PM

    Excellent analysis #13. Strong Sell.

  19. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 1:20 PM

    #1 ahahaha – took another look to be sure, but that is spot on

  20. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 1:20 PM

    Really cheap cheek implants, too. Shopping out on Long Island is the New Black….best way to hide conspicous consumption, and you can have all the goodies shipped to you instead of carrying in past the doorman!

  21. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 1:51 PM

    Karma’s a bitch. Hope she gets served a second helping in a dog bowl.

  22. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 1:57 PM

    Great quality posts in this list of 20.
    Mrs. Dick is seperated at birth from Tom Coughlin
    Pie faced Irish chick wasp wannabe, instant classic.
    Ragging on Murdoch’s gold digging ornamental gal, always funny.
    Beeaatch slapping some UK minger that thinks the SEC or FSA has a clue, brilliant.
    #13. Spot on brother. She has the furs and the spa treatments, but this dog don’t hunt. A big swinging dick like dick should have traded her in long ago for the TB 1 model.
    With all the billions of dollars that have gone away like a fart in the wind, I wonder how the trophey wife market is holding up? My guess is that they will have to give it up faster and for a lot less in the future.

  23. Posted by lemmerdeur | December 15, 2008 at 2:04 PM

    Pip Boy 3000!

  24. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 2:41 PM

    she has a waddle.

  25. Posted by Anal_yst | December 15, 2008 at 2:44 PM

    @13
    Very nice, although you can’t forget “tastefully augmented and/or trainer-toned physique neck-down”

  26. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 3:10 PM

    She has a bad case of Rosacea.

  27. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 3:40 PM

    Leave the fur shawl at home when you’re ready to visit Dick in the can, missy!

  28. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 3:42 PM

    27 Please explain. What’s Dick going in the can for? Any charges leveled, case pending? Or just wishful thinking from someone who lost job or money. Or both.

  29. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 3:48 PM

    Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
    A: The Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.

  30. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 4:05 PM

    One thing none of you mentioned about Kathy Fuld…that hair. Not happening in TGFD’s harem. Too long. On a woman her age it’s kind of dumb-looking, really.
    The Guy from Delaware

  31. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 4:15 PM

    Anyone know what the first wife whom he left for this piece of work is up to? I used to work at Bear and of course, everyone knew, but no one talked, about his first wife. The story I have heard is that DF’s first wife found out about renovations he was doing on an apartment (in an outer borough) for the woman who eventually became wife #2 from a contractor who accidentally phoned the family home. If it’s true, it’s sad. But all these guys (ex-Thain and Paulson) seem to be like this.

  32. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 4:41 PM

    Although Murdoch’s wife seems unfriendly and mean, at least he chose someone different for a change. But the women married to his sons look almost exactly the same as this except younger.
    They could have a woman who looks like Selma Hayek or Jessica Alba but they always choose these women who look the same.

  33. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 4:50 PM

    @32
    shiksas never go out of style….

  34. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 5:11 PM

    Maybe they’re just trying to be cost efficiant – all these women look the same so if the wife of a CEO at an ibank can’t make it to an event they can call another CEO and ask to borrow their wife for the evening and nobody would know.
    If men are going to be with women who are obviously using them for their money, they should at least choose someone who doesn’t look the same as what everyone is expecting, a woman like Padma Lakshmi – try to be original for a change.

  35. Posted by guest | December 15, 2008 at 9:46 PM

    I’d bend her over a chair, then the rusty trombone! Almost as hot as wideclops with the fuck me boots! Not!

  36. Posted by guest | December 16, 2008 at 12:47 AM

    I think I donkey punched her at Basel Miami this year

  37. Posted by guest | December 16, 2008 at 12:48 AM

    donkey punch candidate

  38. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 11:01 PM

    people you need to put down the chips and crawl out of your basements and get some sunlight…your jealousy of those you are not is very unbecoming and a very sad statement on the state of humanity…grow up and get a life!

  39. Posted by guest | February 1, 2009 at 1:39 AM

    I imagine that if I knew someone who was dumb as a bag of rocks and had a cloying way of patronizing people by feigning heartfelt sincerity, I might find some satisfaction in her being publicly outed for being the truly selfish and heartless bitch she actually is.
    But since I don’t know anyone like that………..

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