CNBC's Phil Lebeau reports that Nancy Pelosi will be "unveiling" the details at 4:15. A bikini-clad Rick Wagoner will be assisting, as was Dennis Kucinich's request (you'd think Barney Frank, but no).
Update: Apparently the White House is "not crazy" about this bill, which lacks what is apparently the WH's number one priority: that long term financing only go to companies that can show viability. Priority number two, Wagoner in drag, is in there.






Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:43PM
$15 billion AIDS package?
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:47PM
What a load of crap!
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:50PM
That will barely last 6 weeks.
Posted by Clown Capital , Dec 08, 2008 3:56PM
This is bullshit. Complete waste of capital. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cheating on my taxes this year. Fuck this...
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:57PM
@3 No no no...They've changed. The big 3 will think of us and not be so selfish.They might even open the door for us once in awhile...they only beat us because they love us...
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 3:58PM
whats the next thing to cause another selloff? Any ideas?
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 4:00PM
Barney Frank has beautiful titties.
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 4:03PM
Is this bailout just chips and chocolate or is it the whole nine with Hot Pockets and White Castle two packs?
SPODE
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 4:14PM
Perhaps this thread deserves another zombie company header. Perhaps DB can get a good zombie picture to with it (I'm thinking something along the lines of MJ's Thriller). Or maybe like a sexy zombie or something.
Posted by redpandot , Dec 08, 2008 4:14PM
mmmmm sliders.
Posted by mrpink , Dec 08, 2008 4:18PM
the situation is fluid. I'll be drinking at the bar while the fluid washes through.
-mrp
Posted by guest , Dec 08, 2008 8:52PM
The only good thing that comes out from this problem is for that CNBC reporter Jerk Lebeau who gets a lot of airtime. He should kiss the asses of the big 3 CEOs.