CNBC’s Phil Lebeau reports that Nancy Pelosi will be “unveiling” the details at 4:15. A bikini-clad Rick Wagoner will be assisting, as was Dennis Kucinich’s request (you’d think Barney Frank, but no).
Update: Apparently the White House is “not crazy” about this bill, which lacks what is apparently the WH’s number one priority: that long term financing only go to companies that can show viability. Priority number two, Wagoner in drag, is in there.
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$15 billion AIDS package?
What a load of crap!
That will barely last 6 weeks.
This is bullshit. Complete waste of capital. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cheating on my taxes this year. Fuck this…
@3 No no no…They’ve changed. The big 3 will think of us and not be so selfish.They might even open the door for us once in awhile…they only beat us because they love us…
whats the next thing to cause another selloff? Any ideas?
Barney Frank has beautiful titties.
Is this bailout just chips and chocolate or is it the whole nine with Hot Pockets and White Castle two packs?
SPODE
Perhaps this thread deserves another zombie company header. Perhaps DB can get a good zombie picture to with it (I’m thinking something along the lines of MJ’s Thriller). Or maybe like a sexy zombie or something.
mmmmm sliders.
the situation is fluid. I’ll be drinking at the bar while the fluid washes through.
-mrp
The only good thing that comes out from this problem is for that CNBC reporter Jerk Lebeau who gets a lot of airtime. He should kiss the asses of the big 3 CEOs.