A. a fireman
B. a police officer
C. a marine
D. a leatherhead
E. a cast member on Deadliest Catch
F. Charlie Gasparino
"I am a clothes-horse."
A. Lindsay Lohan
B. Kate Moss
C. Dick Fuld
D. Clay Aiken
E. Charle Gasparino
"I think I would've made a great FBI agent."
A. Rudy Giuliani
B. Vin Diesel
C. Meredith Whitney
D. Charlie Gasparino
"I'm a fantastic cook and I can prove it."
A. Martio Batali
B. Dom DeLuise
C. Julia Child
D. Charlie Gasparino
I Am CNBC: Charles Gasparino from Broadcasting & Cable on Vimeo.
Basically, ladies: CHANNUKAH COME EARLY.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:09PM
Gaspagool wins em all!!
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:12PM
...and he porks Maria!
Posted by Clown Capital , Dec 01, 2008 3:13PM
Bess,
We're in a recession!!! (http://wwwdev.nber.org/cycles/dec2008.html)
For Pete's sake, post some free porn links, revealing pictures of Equity Private aka Yowza!, and give us suggestions on how to make cheap mixed drinks!
Posted by er666 , Dec 01, 2008 3:18PM
@3 can you leave unfunny jokes comments elsewhere and leave charlie be?
Posted by Clown Capital , Dec 01, 2008 3:19PM
@4
Can you uh,
kill yourself? thanks.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:25PM
Is this guy for real?
"If i were to die on the job Id be honored?" What are the chances of tat, maybe one of your coworkers snaps and shoots up the office? Tis guy is the biggest knob on the street.
"When I was 15 I broke a guys thumbs cause he didnt pay up in Bensonhurst"
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:27PM
Answer to all of the above: Charles, of course! And he can part the Red Sea, walk on water and is working on the cure for cancer in his spare time. Does CNBC know what a gem they have???????
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:29PM
I saw that this morning and almost decided to crawl back into bed and give up on the world.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:29PM
Great, now these clowns think their Marines. CNBC clowns nothing more than last page of the tabloid used to pick up dog shit.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:36PM
Gasbag qualifies for all except Clothes Horse. No one can bitch-slap a cheap tie off Charles better than Ratigan!
Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Dec 01, 2008 3:42PM
Friggin' gafones like that capocazzo almost make me ashamed to admit to my Italian ancestry.
"broke a guy's thumbs in Bensonhurst" what a douchebag -- he probably ran like a little bitch whenever he saw a few bruthas on the D train. what a citrullo
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:43PM
#2....then he's getting it good......I have wondered why she looks so washed out lately. Looks most of the time, like she don't give a damn. I hasten to add I am not a fan....FOX business I live with most of the day.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:45PM
Leave Charlie Gasbag aaaaallllloooonnnnnee!
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:47PM
Is Dom Deluise still alive?
Man he was good in Cannonball Run.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:49PM
Too morbid; didn't read
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 3:53PM
What a buffoon... unfortunately, the only realistic possibility of that happening would be for him to choke on a meatball while sitting at some shitty table at Rao's.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 4:42PM
Charles @ #13.......stop crying and take it like a man. When they stop talking about you, your career is really over!
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 4:47PM
Hey Hank. Dis is me - Charlie G. You knows - da guy that wrote the book that called you a snake. I just posted some shit up on Meredit. Same for you pal. See below.
Hey Meredit. Dis is Charlie G. Yous guys knows me. I"m da nucklehead who breaka all da news on CNBC. Soes whys is it dat you tink you know so much about dese bank guys. I hang out in da bars all night with some of da smartest guys in da world. Theys always tellin me dis and dat and I goes on the air every day and spread the stories. So quit steling my thunder. Some poeople calls me da windbreaker. I calls me da newsmaker and da story breaker. Would you rather I breaka you face????? Quit showing me up
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 4:56PM
is he still on roids?
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 5:07PM
Wow! I've heard you all talking about this guy on DB for months, but had never seen him...no TVs at work. Watching that clip, my trusty BS meter blew up. What a d-bag. The one for Maria was not much better. Hat trick girl?...I'm a believer!
The Other Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 5:46PM
Gee, Charlie, the last time I spent the night in a hotel with you, which was very recent, you told me that you were getting a divorce from your wife and that you were in love with me. What happened?
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 5:55PM
Luv you 21. If you had ever seen my wife, you would understand. She has the beauty of Maria, Erin, Michele, etv all rolled into one. That is the problem, she is the size of six women all rolled into one, rather than being a size six woman. Thus, you can appreciate why I lied to you and every other fucking bitch that I can con into sucking my extraordinarily small whop dick. Hope that it was as much fun for you as it was for me. Chow baby.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 5:55PM
Luv you 21. If you had ever seen my wife, you would understand. She has the beauty of Maria, Erin, Michele, etv all rolled into one. That is the problem, she is the size of six women all rolled into one, rather than being a size six woman. Thus, you can appreciate why I lied to you and every other fucking bitch that I can con into sucking my extraordinarily small whop dick. Hope that it was as much fun for you as it was for me. Chow baby.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 5:59PM
LOL 21. Great post. Too bad it's likely to be true. Even better post 22/23. Off the charts funny. The guy is such a douche bag. Why CNBC keeps him around is mind boggling.
Posted by cy , Dec 01, 2008 6:13PM
Charles Gasparino does not use conventional latex condoms. Instead, he inserts his penis into one female and uses her as a condom as he penetrates another.
I'd wager a pound of gabagool that charlie either has or will read this post. What up, Chuck?!?
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 6:26PM
oh man, you fucks make me laugh...
-Not Chuckie
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 6:45PM
Finally we get an answer to Dylan Ratigan's, "Charlie, what do you got?"
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 7:37PM
Douchebag.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 9:11PM
I can't wait until I hear these commercials for some of the clowns from Power Lunch.
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 9:46PM
http://nyfwa.netfirms.com/photogallery/displayimage.php?album=4&pos=22
Posted by guest , Dec 01, 2008 11:00PM
Sorry, I'm late and retarded. I started reading the comments before I noticed the
video thingy; man, that's fucked-up. Really, really weird.
Gasparino is ostentatious; that news channel is second rate. Erin Callan should have her own finance show in the styly of Martha Stewart's old home-thing show.
That's my view.
Bye.
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 2:16AM
@23 who is the jew that actually wrote chow baby - the funny part is you think ciao is actually written chow - when will you genetically deficient people understand *sigh*
Posted by guest , Dec 02, 2008 4:10PM
@32
No, he was referring to how much his wife eats, hence 'chow', not 'ciao'.
...try to keep up, please.
Posted by guest , Dec 03, 2008 2:33AM
How the fuck did all the guidos get in charge of delivering financial news? No wonder the market is in the shitter. Good think I have my money over at Insana Capital Partners... run by a real professional... jesus.
Posted by guest , Dec 03, 2008 10:40AM
Ummmm he has a wife? Does he mean his blackberry?
Posted by guest , Dec 03, 2008 11:34AM
I can't wait to see Dennis Kneale's commerical...how do you think that will look..