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Who Said It: “If I Were To Die On The Job, I’d Be Very Honored.”

A. a fireman
B. a police officer
C. a marine
D. a leatherhead
E. a cast member on Deadliest Catch
F. Charlie Gasparino
I am a clothes-horse.”
A. Lindsay Lohan
B. Kate Moss
C. Dick Fuld
D. Clay Aiken
E. Charle Gasparino
I think I would’ve made a great FBI agent.”
A. Rudy Giuliani
B. Vin Diesel
C. Meredith Whitney
D. Charlie Gasparino
I’m a fantastic cook and I can prove it.
A. Martio Batali
B. Dom DeLuise
C. Julia Child
D. Charlie Gasparino



I Am CNBC: Charles Gasparino from Broadcasting & Cable on Vimeo.
Basically, ladies: CHANNUKAH COME EARLY.

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36 Responses to “Who Said It: “If I Were To Die On The Job, I’d Be Very Honored.””

  1. guest says:

    Gaspagool wins em all!!

  2. guest says:

    …and he porks Maria!

  3. Clown Capital says:

    Bess,
    We’re in a recession!!! (http://wwwdev.nber.org/cycles/dec2008.html)
    For Pete’s sake, post some free porn links, revealing pictures of Equity Private aka Yowza!, and give us suggestions on how to make cheap mixed drinks!

  4. er666 says:

    @3 can you leave unfunny jokes comments elsewhere and leave charlie be?

  5. Clown Capital says:

    @4
    Can you uh,
    kill yourself? thanks.

  6. guest says:

    Is this guy for real?
    “If i were to die on the job Id be honored?” What are the chances of tat, maybe one of your coworkers snaps and shoots up the office? Tis guy is the biggest knob on the street.
    “When I was 15 I broke a guys thumbs cause he didnt pay up in Bensonhurst”

  7. guest says:

    Answer to all of the above: Charles, of course! And he can part the Red Sea, walk on water and is working on the cure for cancer in his spare time. Does CNBC know what a gem they have???????

  8. guest says:

    I saw that this morning and almost decided to crawl back into bed and give up on the world.

  9. guest says:

    Great, now these clowns think their Marines. CNBC clowns nothing more than last page of the tabloid used to pick up dog shit.

  10. guest says:

    Gasbag qualifies for all except Clothes Horse. No one can bitch-slap a cheap tie off Charles better than Ratigan!

  11. NAS Keflavik boi says:

    Friggin’ gafones like that capocazzo almost make me ashamed to admit to my Italian ancestry.
    “broke a guy’s thumbs in Bensonhurst” what a douchebag — he probably ran like a little bitch whenever he saw a few bruthas on the D train. what a citrullo

  12. guest says:

    #2….then he’s getting it good……I have wondered why she looks so washed out lately. Looks most of the time, like she don’t give a damn. I hasten to add I am not a fan….FOX business I live with most of the day.

  13. guest says:

    Leave Charlie Gasbag aaaaallllloooonnnnnee!

  14. guest says:

    Is Dom Deluise still alive?
    Man he was good in Cannonball Run.

  15. guest says:

    Too morbid; didn’t read

  16. guest says:

    What a buffoon… unfortunately, the only realistic possibility of that happening would be for him to choke on a meatball while sitting at some shitty table at Rao’s.

  17. guest says:

    Charles @ #13…….stop crying and take it like a man. When they stop talking about you, your career is really over!

  18. guest says:

    Hey Hank. Dis is me – Charlie G. You knows – da guy that wrote the book that called you a snake. I just posted some shit up on Meredit. Same for you pal. See below.
    Hey Meredit. Dis is Charlie G. Yous guys knows me. I”m da nucklehead who breaka all da news on CNBC. Soes whys is it dat you tink you know so much about dese bank guys. I hang out in da bars all night with some of da smartest guys in da world. Theys always tellin me dis and dat and I goes on the air every day and spread the stories. So quit steling my thunder. Some poeople calls me da windbreaker. I calls me da newsmaker and da story breaker. Would you rather I breaka you face????? Quit showing me up

  19. guest says:

    is he still on roids?

  20. guest says:

    Wow! I’ve heard you all talking about this guy on DB for months, but had never seen him…no TVs at work. Watching that clip, my trusty BS meter blew up. What a d-bag. The one for Maria was not much better. Hat trick girl?…I’m a believer!
    The Other Guy from Delaware

  21. guest says:

    Gee, Charlie, the last time I spent the night in a hotel with you, which was very recent, you told me that you were getting a divorce from your wife and that you were in love with me. What happened?

  22. guest says:

    Luv you 21. If you had ever seen my wife, you would understand. She has the beauty of Maria, Erin, Michele, etv all rolled into one. That is the problem, she is the size of six women all rolled into one, rather than being a size six woman. Thus, you can appreciate why I lied to you and every other fucking bitch that I can con into sucking my extraordinarily small whop dick. Hope that it was as much fun for you as it was for me. Chow baby.

  23. guest says:

    Luv you 21. If you had ever seen my wife, you would understand. She has the beauty of Maria, Erin, Michele, etv all rolled into one. That is the problem, she is the size of six women all rolled into one, rather than being a size six woman. Thus, you can appreciate why I lied to you and every other fucking bitch that I can con into sucking my extraordinarily small whop dick. Hope that it was as much fun for you as it was for me. Chow baby.

  24. guest says:

    LOL 21. Great post. Too bad it’s likely to be true. Even better post 22/23. Off the charts funny. The guy is such a douche bag. Why CNBC keeps him around is mind boggling.

  25. cy says:

    Charles Gasparino does not use conventional latex condoms. Instead, he inserts his penis into one female and uses her as a condom as he penetrates another.
    I’d wager a pound of gabagool that charlie either has or will read this post. What up, Chuck?!?

  26. guest says:

    oh man, you fucks make me laugh…
    -Not Chuckie

  27. guest says:

    Finally we get an answer to Dylan Ratigan’s, “Charlie, what do you got?”

  28. guest says:

    Douchebag.

  29. guest says:

    I can’t wait until I hear these commercials for some of the clowns from Power Lunch.

  30. guest says:

    Sorry, I’m late and retarded. I started reading the comments before I noticed the
    video thingy; man, that’s fucked-up. Really, really weird.
    Gasparino is ostentatious; that news channel is second rate. Erin Callan should have her own finance show in the styly of Martha Stewart’s old home-thing show.
    That’s my view.
    Bye.

  31. guest says:

    @23 who is the jew that actually wrote chow baby – the funny part is you think ciao is actually written chow – when will you genetically deficient people understand *sigh*

  32. guest says:

    @32
    No, he was referring to how much his wife eats, hence ‘chow’, not ‘ciao’.
    …try to keep up, please.

  33. guest says:

    How the fuck did all the guidos get in charge of delivering financial news? No wonder the market is in the shitter. Good think I have my money over at Insana Capital Partners… run by a real professional… jesus.

  34. guest says:

    Ummmm he has a wife? Does he mean his blackberry?

  35. guest says:

    I can’t wait to see Dennis Kneale’s commerical…how do you think that will look..