• 08 Dec 2008 at 9:55 AM

Who Wants To Be A CEO?

Picture 307.pngMust like– or at least have an eye for– naked females and circulation numbers. CNBC reports that Playboy Enterprises’ longtime chairwoman and CEO Christine Hefner is stepping down. Worried that you’d be inheriting a load of bad assets and asses? Au contraire. According to Hefner the balance sheet is “solid,” profitability was reclaimed in the third quarter, and she wouldn’t be leaving if the business weren’t in such “great shape.” As for her replacement in what Hef characterizes as a “terrific opportunity” at a brand that’s “never been hotter,” the board’s got nada, so send your resumes and head shots today.

Comments (24)

  1. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 9:57 AM

    If a babe like the one above hands me a resume claiming she is a CFA charterholder, how can I know for sure?

  2. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | December 8, 2008 at 10:00 AM

    I said this LAST time you posted this awful pic:
    “Too fake, didn’t jerk”

  3. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 10:10 AM

    bess you should be on the cover…..

  4. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 10:11 AM

    Only a boob would take the Playboy job. It’s bush league. Why not snatch a better gig?

  5. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 10:18 AM

    Where the hell is Mark Haines???

  6. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 10:27 AM

    Heard that Christie had been trying to get dad to stop running his personal expenses (and it’s millions upon millions) through the business. Hugh said it was helping “the brand”. So she got fed up and will let him plead his case to a non-relative.

  7. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 10:44 AM

    Who should be on the cover if they were to publish this issue today? I say Bess.
    And the “EXCLUSIVE” story should be about Charlie Gasparino. “The best punch I ever threw was at Dennis Kneale”.

  8. Posted by financialmarketjim | December 8, 2008 at 10:45 AM
  9. Posted by financialmarketjim | December 8, 2008 at 10:46 AM
  10. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 10:47 AM

    Two breasts; didn’t read.

  11. Posted by Falcon | December 8, 2008 at 10:52 AM

    @4 Pun?

  12. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 11:07 AM

    Bess we’re at work here, tame down the picture please or put it after the jump. Thank God my boss didn’t walk by.
    I thought I typed takeareport for a second there

  13. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 11:08 AM

    do they show penetration in playboy?

  14. Posted by VOL IS KING | December 8, 2008 at 11:11 AM

    oh yeah, chanos in NY MAG
    http://nymag.com/news/business/52754/

  15. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    a bit nsfw.

  16. Posted by Anal_yst | December 8, 2008 at 11:27 AM

    yea, unfortunately borderline SFW/NSFW, better to err on the side of caution.
    Regardless, where do I send my resume?

  17. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    @17, I can’t believe there are that many hot chicks willing to do those things on camera.
    I’ve dated some of the most depraved chicks on the planet and none would come close to doing that.
    What am I doing wrong?

  18. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    @4 good pun i like the bush league reference

  19. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 12:17 PM

    @18: The “snatch” one was better.

  20. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 12:39 PM

    Was a comment deleted? How did @17 post in response to @17?

  21. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 1:02 PM

    I lost my job at a buldge bracket investment bank. Where do I send my resume for a job at Playboy?
    Regards,
    Hugh E. Rection

  22. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 1:37 PM

    Pronounced ‘You Erection’?

  23. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 5:02 PM

    Perhaps Tess from Working Girl can try out for the photo shoot. Where’s the next generation Melanie Griffith from Staten Island and Sigorny Weaver from the Upper East Side?

  24. Posted by guest | December 8, 2008 at 9:09 PM

    Are the two boobs applying for the job?
    Send in your resumes now!

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