• 12 Jan 2009 at 11:54 AM

Bernie Madoff: Bringing People Together

By Bess Levin

Never thought I’d see the day, but Richard Bruce Cheney, people, we are in full agreement with Larry Kudlow, who suggest moments ago we “waterboard him.”

Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    Too Guantonamo; didn’t read

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    don’t they just have to threaten to jail the other family members to get him to sing or does he have the paper trail that watertight?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    @2- like he gives a fuck about family members, or anyone besides himself.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Kudlow is a wacko.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    I don’t think he needs to sing. Gather the bank records and put some forensic accountants in a room for a few months and the picture will be completed. Its not like it was a cash (bills and coins) business. If he doesn’t have them, JP Morgan will find em.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    Jews don’t take well to waterboarding but agree with the slow torture….how about filling 10 Hannukah Mittens with huge rocks and beating his bare-assed naked body till it’s purple?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    I think people that want him to sing want to hear WHY he did it. See 5: the HOW will eventually be revealed.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    Comment removed by moderator.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    too madoff, rather beatoff

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    Does anyone else have trouble following some of these run-on sentences? Translation here would help.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    @10, please see http://www.finance.yahoo.com

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    @10, use your amazing proofreading powers while reading to insert a punctuation wherever you deem appropriate.
    Oh, and while you’re at it insert this:
    8====>

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    @12 – Too schlong, didn’t read.

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