Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:32AM

1st ever fund of fund of funds

http://thereformedbroker.com/2009/01/05/interview-with-johnny-upside-fund-of-fund-of-funds/

lol

-St Stephen

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:32AM

I never knew Bernie knew the Crypt Keeper...

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:32AM

How is this guy still breathing?? Can someone explain this to me? And why is he even out on bond?? This country is ridiculous

They arent hard enough on these white collar criminals, why do they think its still going on? Slap on the wrist

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:32AM

So, she's eating, smoking and drinking wine while Bernie just has a Diet Coke and nothing else?

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:35AM

that's not Mexico.
That's the Catalina Wine Mixer!

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:37AM

That skank has had more Botox than Joe Biden.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:37AM

The Genie then looks at Madoff for his wish after granting the other two.

So let me get this straight Genie, all my investors went back to Israel, all the schvatz went back to Africa, AND all the regulators found nothing.

Then I'll have a Diet Coke.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:41AM

@7, that's more than botox.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:44AM

did she work at chemical bank (i mean peel) during the 90's???...

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:45AM

4 I agree with you in spirit, but the law says you should be in jail pre-trial only if you are either dangerous or a flight risk. Bernie is certainly not dangerous and the flight risk thing is covered by 1 house arrest, 2 confiscating his passport and 3 the substantial bond that was posted. Unfortunately, most of those suspected of non white collar crimes have a lot of difficulty with #3, which is why they tend to be incarcerated before trial.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:48AM

Does he share a birthday with Hitler.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:48AM

@3 - Winner!

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:51AM

@12, all good points. Just frustrating when all you want to do is hammer this guy into the ground.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:52AM

"this syphillis is really itchy"

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:52AM

Bernie can get you a much higher return than that, Aunt Mildred.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:55AM

Bernie can get you a much higher return than that, Aunt Mildred.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:59AM

@3 = winner.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:00PM

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Ruth

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:00PM

She: Nobody knows!

He: If I can pull $20MM out of this group, that'll fix me until next Thursday...

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:01PM

She: Nobody knows!

He: If I can pull $20MM out of this group, that'll fix me until next Thursday...

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:01PM

@6 - NICE!

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:02PM

Bernie: 1+1=11, 2+2=22, 3+3=33
Ruth: Bernie stop calculating performance, they're taking a picture of us
Bernie: What..ohh..yes honey...more whitefish?

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:03PM

Remember that time in tenth grade when we got kicked out of class for playing with Matchbox cars? Who's the retard now?

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:03PM

Why the fuck would anyone (including those in the background) where slacks and jackets to the beach in Mexico?

Fucking losers.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:10PM

"Turn around and sniff, big guy. Your face is gonna be nose-deep in tuchus like that every night for the rest of your life."

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:11PM

That picture is not on the beach, it is in the green side sand trap on the 18th hole.

Too bad this story can't end like Hitler "Two shots in the bunker."

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:12PM

26 Obviously you've never played golf, except maybe on a public course.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:19PM

She: I can think of many things worse than montezuma's revenge, darling...

He: Ya, such as what ?

She: Incarceration. A cellmate named Tiny. Eternal Infamy...

He: No, really...my gut's on fire...

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:28PM

Ruthie has a rapacious,feral look on her wizened mug.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:30PM

what is she eating??

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:34PM

"Ah, an Investor, you say? Please join me for a drink! It's on you!

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:37PM

@31 not 26 but obviously you are a very sophisticated person that we should all respect

Stuffy east coasters need to get a life

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:44PM

She likes Marlboro Lights, the smoke of choice for college hooers. Nice.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:51PM

..the prospect of a decade plus of anal bootcamp in a county jail weighted like a stone on bernie's stomach, while ruth worked on her lower cavity flexibility with a diet of jalapenos and smokes..

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:52PM

Bernie this is delicious! I didn't know that investors ground into meat and stuffed into ravioli could be this yummy.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:53PM

Haven't read Dealbreaker for the past week so this may have been posted already...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

Do I win?

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:56PM

Marlboro Lights. Classy.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 12:59PM

rule #1: never trust a man who drinks diet coke out of a straw

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:09PM

rule #2:real men don't drink out of straws

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:11PM

that other can on the far left- coors light? seriously?

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:13PM

Wait, and at the top right corner- Pat Morita?

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:19PM

That's not the Crypt Keeper...it's Eddie from Iron Maiden.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:20PM

for someone who wouldn't eat pork, he sure porked his investors...

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:28PM

I don't see the tin of Skoal bandits.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:30PM

I fart in your general direction.

-guy behind Bernie

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:31PM

"This is me earning 12%"

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:41PM

I eat your heart...

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:48PM

Madoff: *To Himself* Enjoy that free meal, my dear...

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:49PM

As a friend once said "Only the loose chicks still smoke."

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 1:54PM

100% she was on MILF Beach Bangers in the past year.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 2:10PM

Hi! My name's Miss Piggy and this is Kermit.

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 2:24PM

@6 -- There is NO WAY IN HELL that you're ready for the Cataline Wine Mixer!! IT'S THE CATALINE WINE MIXER FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 2:41PM

@6/62, IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 2:44PM

Ruthie: Boiney has to use a straw for his Diet Coke---his false teeth are out getting polished and sharpened.

Boiney:(thinking)Will this witch ever die? I will fill her wine glass with Mexicano high test water tonight.

Girl behing Ruthie to Waitress: Is that Joan Rivers? I must say hello. Does she play Mahjong?

Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 11:08PM

Now THAT'S a bad investment...

Posted by guest , Jan 06, 2009 5:58PM

@16
my vote for the winner

Posted by guest , Jan 06, 2009 6:03PM

Nancy Pelosi caught cheating with Bernie Madoff in poor blond wig disguise