[Friday, 6:30 PM: Bank of Amerillwide CEO Ken Lewis pours one out for John Thain during "half-price scotch night" at Sonoma Restaurant in the BAC Corporate Center]
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where’s ang moz?
1st picture: “yeah, yeah, that wideclops shit on dealbreaker never gets old. i tell you what!”
2nd picture: internal voice(man i’ve gotta take a shit…)
“Separate Checks?”
xoxo, gossip girl…
“Montag, will you put that camera down?!”
1st pic: This is nice. . . like old time again.
2nd pic: dear god, some one is photographing me.
“drinks are on thain’s bonus”
“OK guys, smile and act like everything is normal.”
This place was so much cooler when it was a TGI Fridays
#1 “Good one Jonesy!! And people wonder why you keep getting promoted…”
“thainy would u mind taking me back to your place pouring candle wax on my tired, old bod and stuffing my rump”
M
“after party at Thains’!!”
#2 Steele….watch your teeth.
“after party at Thains’!!”
Future Former CEOs: They’re Just Like Us.
#2 “Shit. I forgot to call 1800 CASH 4 GOLD today.”
“Let’s get Krunk, motha f’ers!”
Jagger bombs!
“Still in the dark.”
spartans, eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!
Hey Ken Thompson…do you guys need any more bus boys here?
spartans, eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!
“Did I say straight up? Make that on the rocks.”
@4 – brilliant
“So as I was saying, Sigma Chi is pretty much the coolest house at Georgia State”
“So as I was saying, Sigma Chi is pretty much the coolest house at Georgia State”
creepy.
God****it, look at the time! Fashion meets Finance started a half-hour ago. Kill that pitcher, we are motoring…
#1 – “Irish car bombs? HELL YEAH!”
#2 – “UGH! Good call on the car bombs, ASSHOLE!”
“I’m Freddo Smart”
“I’m Freddo Smart”
BAC’s official 2009 portrait of the CEO after government-mandated cost cuts.
Waiter (not shown): “Hey, aren’t you that kid from Bank of America?”
KL: “That’s right. I’m Kenny Lewis.”
Waiter: “Man, I watched you on CNBC just today. That Thain situation, that was the funniest shit, man.”
KL: “We had a great time with that. You want an autograph?”
Waiter: “Ah, no thanks. It’s good to see you, man. I thought you were fired, like, sometime yesterday.”
KL: “Ah, nah. I’m very much alive, my friend. I’ve been doing a lot of re-organizing. Getting back to my roots.”
Greasy dude in red: “Kenny, we should get going ’cause–”
KL: “They’re making an E! True Hollywood Story on me, so that should clear up a lot of your questions.”
“No! Al deMolina is NOT coming back………not as long as I’m CEO. Steele, get me outta here!”
“Gasparino?…..yeah, that dumbshit will buy anything!”
“Sh!t, here comes McGee….I thought you told him we were going to Capitol Grill. Quick….get the check before that ass kisser sees us”.
“Sh!t, here comes McGee….I thought you told him we were going to Capitol Grill. Quick….get the check before that ass kisser sees us”.
“I’m taller than McColl; I’m younger than McColl; and I can run faster than McColl……so stop talking about McColl!!”
“How many times do I have to tell you! She was not my secretary. She was my boss’s secretary!!”
+1 to #4.
KL: Yo JT, you got this?
JT: Hells yeah.
KL: Thanks bro.
JT: Don’t thank me, thank our government.
KL: Oh yeah, right. Hilarious…
JT: Oh man, I am a riot.
KL: So… can I be little spoon tonight?