• 05 Jan 2009 at 11:23 AM

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Ruth and Bernie Madoff celebrating his 70th birthday at a golf event last May in Mexico [via Daily Mail]

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    1. 1
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:32 AM

      He will need that pack of cigs for future shower negotiations.

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:32 AM

      1st ever fund of fund of funds
      http://thereformedbroker.com/2009/01/05/interview-with-johnny-upside-fund-of-fund-of-funds/
      lol
      -St Stephen

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:32 AM

      I never knew Bernie knew the Crypt Keeper…

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:32 AM

      How is this guy still breathing?? Can someone explain this to me? And why is he even out on bond?? This country is ridiculous
      They arent hard enough on these white collar criminals, why do they think its still going on? Slap on the wrist

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:32 AM

      So, she’s eating, smoking and drinking wine while Bernie just has a Diet Coke and nothing else?

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:35 AM

      that’s not Mexico.
      That’s the Catalina Wine Mixer!

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:37 AM

      That skank has had more Botox than Joe Biden.

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:37 AM

      The Genie then looks at Madoff for his wish after granting the other two.
      So let me get this straight Genie, all my investors went back to Israel, all the schvatz went back to Africa, AND all the regulators found nothing.
      Then I’ll have a Diet Coke.

    9. 9
      Posted by Lowly Assistant | January 5, 2009 at 11:38 AM

      Diabetes is a motherfuck.

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:41 AM

      @7, that’s more than botox.

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:44 AM

      did she work at chemical bank (i mean peel) during the 90′s???…

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:45 AM

      4 I agree with you in spirit, but the law says you should be in jail pre-trial only if you are either dangerous or a flight risk. Bernie is certainly not dangerous and the flight risk thing is covered by 1 house arrest, 2 confiscating his passport and 3 the substantial bond that was posted. Unfortunately, most of those suspected of non white collar crimes have a lot of difficulty with #3, which is why they tend to be incarcerated before trial.

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:48 AM

      Does he share a birthday with Hitler.

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:48 AM

      @3 – Winner!

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:51 AM

      @12, all good points. Just frustrating when all you want to do is hammer this guy into the ground.

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:52 AM

      “this syphillis is really itchy”

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:52 AM

      Bernie can get you a much higher return than that, Aunt Mildred.

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:55 AM

      Bernie can get you a much higher return than that, Aunt Mildred.

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:59 AM

      @3 = winner.

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:00 PM

      Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son’s, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin’ Wife, Ruth

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:00 PM

      She: Nobody knows!
      He: If I can pull $20MM out of this group, that’ll fix me until next Thursday…

    22. 22
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:01 PM

      She: Nobody knows!
      He: If I can pull $20MM out of this group, that’ll fix me until next Thursday…

    23. 23
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:01 PM

      @6 – NICE!

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:02 PM

      Bernie: 1+1=11, 2+2=22, 3+3=33
      Ruth: Bernie stop calculating performance, they’re taking a picture of us
      Bernie: What..ohh..yes honey…more whitefish?

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:03 PM

      Remember that time in tenth grade when we got kicked out of class for playing with Matchbox cars? Who’s the retard now?

    26. 26
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:03 PM

      Why the fuck would anyone (including those in the background) where slacks and jackets to the beach in Mexico?
      Fucking losers.

    27. 27
      Posted by Clown Capital | January 5, 2009 at 12:03 PM

      “So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past…”
      - The Great Gatsby

    28. 28
      Posted by girl | January 5, 2009 at 12:07 PM

      Those square toe shoes in the background are hurting my eyes.
      @ Clown Capital- that’s my favorite.

    29. 29
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:10 PM

      “Turn around and sniff, big guy. Your face is gonna be nose-deep in tuchus like that every night for the rest of your life.”

    30. 30
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:11 PM

      That picture is not on the beach, it is in the green side sand trap on the 18th hole.
      Too bad this story can’t end like Hitler “Two shots in the bunker.”

    31. 31
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:12 PM

      26 Obviously you’ve never played golf, except maybe on a public course.

    32. 32
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:19 PM

      She: I can think of many things worse than montezuma’s revenge, darling…
      He: Ya, such as what ?
      She: Incarceration. A cellmate named Tiny. Eternal Infamy…
      He: No, really…my gut’s on fire…

    33. 33
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:28 PM

      Ruthie has a rapacious,feral look on her wizened mug.

    34. 34
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:30 PM

      what is she eating??

    35. 35
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:34 PM

      “Ah, an Investor, you say? Please join me for a drink! It’s on you!

    36. 36
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:37 PM

      @31 not 26 but obviously you are a very sophisticated person that we should all respect
      Stuffy east coasters need to get a life

    37. 37
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:44 PM

      She likes Marlboro Lights, the smoke of choice for college hooers. Nice.

    38. 38
      Posted by merkin capital partners | January 5, 2009 at 12:51 PM

      i cnt mve my fce

    39. 39
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:51 PM

      ..the prospect of a decade plus of anal bootcamp in a county jail weighted like a stone on bernie’s stomach, while ruth worked on her lower cavity flexibility with a diet of jalapenos and smokes..

    40. 40
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:52 PM

      Bernie this is delicious! I didn’t know that investors ground into meat and stuffed into ravioli could be this yummy.

    41. 41
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:53 PM

      Haven’t read Dealbreaker for the past week so this may have been posted already…
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
      Do I win?

    42. 42
      Posted by NegativeConvexity | January 5, 2009 at 12:54 PM

      ‘Hey, Mr Miyagi, I just rocked 2lbs of that bean burrito appetizer at the buffet table.. Watch me blow a juicy gust of moist ass wind on this old wizened douchebag located directly behind me…’

    43. 43
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:56 PM

      Marlboro Lights. Classy.

    44. 44
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 12:59 PM

      rule #1: never trust a man who drinks diet coke out of a straw

    45. 45
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:09 PM

      rule #2:real men don’t drink out of straws

    46. 46
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:11 PM

      that other can on the far left- coors light? seriously?

    47. 47
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:13 PM

      Wait, and at the top right corner- Pat Morita?

    48. 48
      Posted by Investorcluzo | January 5, 2009 at 1:19 PM

      3=14=19 -> stop…
      @girl – where have you been? happy new year.
      where’s magda?
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWeSETD8tqc&feature=related

    49. 49
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:19 PM

      That’s not the Crypt Keeper…it’s Eddie from Iron Maiden.

    50. 50
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:20 PM

      for someone who wouldn’t eat pork, he sure porked his investors…

    51. 51
      Posted by mrpink | January 5, 2009 at 1:27 PM

      LOL.
      I smoke marlboro lights, does that make me madoff jr??
      -mrp

    52. 52
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:28 PM

      I don’t see the tin of Skoal bandits.

    53. 53
      Posted by mrpink | January 5, 2009 at 1:29 PM

      shit. Time for me to switch to Newports. Marlboros are tainted forever now.
      -mrp

    54. 54
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:30 PM

      I fart in your general direction.
      -guy behind Bernie

    55. 55
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:31 PM

      “This is me earning 12%”

    56. 56
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:41 PM

      I eat your heart…

    57. 57
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:48 PM

      Madoff: *To Himself* Enjoy that free meal, my dear…

    58. 58
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:49 PM

      As a friend once said “Only the loose chicks still smoke.”

    59. 59
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 1:54 PM

      100% she was on MILF Beach Bangers in the past year.

    60. 60
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 2:10 PM

      Hi! My name’s Miss Piggy and this is Kermit.

    61. 61
      Posted by girl | January 5, 2009 at 2:19 PM

      @ 58- ha that’s what my brother used to say- “if she smokes she fucks”. For the record, not true.
      Hey Cluzo. I took a hiatus to cure my disgust at EP’s writing inabilities

    62. 62
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 2:24 PM

      @6 — There is NO WAY IN HELL that you’re ready for the Cataline Wine Mixer!! IT’S THE CATALINE WINE MIXER FOR PETE’S SAKE!!!

    63. 63
      Posted by Anal_yst | January 5, 2009 at 2:28 PM

      @37
      I may be wrong, but those look like Marlboro Light 100′s, the smoke of choice of cougar+ hoeeers

    64. 64
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 2:41 PM

      @6/62, IT’S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!

    65. 65
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 2:44 PM

      Ruthie: Boiney has to use a straw for his Diet Coke—his false teeth are out getting polished and sharpened.
      Boiney:(thinking)Will this witch ever die? I will fill her wine glass with Mexicano high test water tonight.
      Girl behing Ruthie to Waitress: Is that Joan Rivers? I must say hello. Does she play Mahjong?

    66. 66
      Posted by guest | January 5, 2009 at 11:08 PM

      Now THAT’S a bad investment…

    67. 67
      Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 5:58 PM

      @16
      my vote for the winner

    68. 68
      Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 6:03 PM

      Nancy Pelosi caught cheating with Bernie Madoff in poor blond wig disguise

    69. 69
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      “I GOT THE CENTERPIECE!”

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