Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:02PM

"I stole all this stuff."

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:02PM

"Have you been able to track down our $450mm investment yet, Bernie?"

"No, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night!"

(yacht looks like crappy hotel lobby)

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:04PM

"Have you been able to track down our $450mm investment yet, Bernie?"

"No, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night!"

(yacht looks like crappy hotel lobby)

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:05PM

"Sure do wish I had a snuggie right now"

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:06PM

@ 5,6
Please re-post your 'joke' again. I'm sure it will be even better a third time.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:09PM

"OK... ready for my shiksa 'service'!"

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:11PM

@ 7
Slanket > Snuggie

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:11PM

I'd rather be phishing.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:11PM

Hey Ruth, pull my finger. I'm about to phart. You heard of a Dutch oven? Well this is going to be a Dutch sofa once I break wind.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:12PM

hmmm...gotta remember when I get back to the office...buy some more KO, more JNJ, and roll those OEX collars......
Oh wait, no I don't!!!

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:13PM

I wish a Somali pirate had thrown them overboard.

Or better yet - torpedo.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:13PM

Who puts an oil painting where there is salt air? But - I guess easy come, easy go.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:14PM

"was the king, she's the queen"

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:14PM

"why is my wife holding her bag so close to her, i would never steal anything!"

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:15PM

Johnny Cash is rolling over in his grave.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:21PM

"Bernie, how many times do I have to tell you - don't touch my purse! If you need money - just take it from your clients!"

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:25PM

too jew, didn't read

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:26PM

Is there some hard core 'amateur old folks doing the dirty deed' porn on the next slide on that roll of film?

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:27PM

Bess-- That ain't a yacht. That's clearly a hotel lobby shot from the video.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:27PM

@7:

haha easily the best caption

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:30PM

I said ALL black honey. We need to slip off in the cover of the dark tonight. Do you think my feet will be too smelly without socks?

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:32PM

25 Look at the spiral staircase - def a yacht.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:33PM

Oh, Bernie, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Bernie
Hey, bernie
Oh, Bernie, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Bernie
Hey, Bernie
Oh, bernie, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Bernie
Hey, Bernie
You've been around all night
And that's a little long
You think you've got the right
But I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you say goodnight
So you can take me home, Bernie
'Cause when you say you will
It always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby
Please, baby don't
Every night you still leave me alone, Bernie
Oh, Bernie, what a pity
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:39PM

@25- it's a yacht.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:42PM

Bernie practicing how to get arrested...

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 5:54PM

PPPPHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT...

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 6:31PM

hey, chill out, what do you want me to do - I'm in t-bills waiting for FGG to give me a heads-up on the next SSC cycle. you'll get your, let me guess...ummm...oh yeah, 12% this year, ok?

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 7:05PM

"Mr. Tattoo, have I caught any fish yet?!!"

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 7:10PM

@7 - you're winning

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 7:19PM

Has anyone here even been on a boat? There is no way thats a boat. And did someone say thats the interior of his 55' sportfish? Are you insane?

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 7:31PM

I wonder if I can screw as many jews as the crazy bastard from the 40s...

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 7:31PM

I wonder if I can screw as many jews as the crazy bastard from the 40s...

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 7:52PM

It is definitely a boat you $ucking dip sticks.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 8:11PM

it aint gonna suck itself

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 8:13PM

@7- quit riding the shamwow wake

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 8:13PM

Chairman Cox, I'm ready for my blowjob now.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 8:20PM

The cheesy-est ass $50 Billion dollar yacht interior EVER !!!!

Oh, the banality of my evil knows no BOUNDS!

Hoo ha haaaa, Mmmmmm hmmm hmmm, Ahhhhh, haaa HAAAAA!

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 8:45PM

is that a black condom?

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 9:16PM

Ruth: Honey you blew $50bn so I'm sure you can blow yourself...

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 9:17PM

Ponzi was a two-bit punk!!

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 10:11PM

I don't have a good caption, but this photo did help me figure out who needs to play Madoff in the TV movie. Max Weinberg. Hopefully Conan O'Brian can spare him for a couple weeks of filming.

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 11:09PM

Ruthie, I'm bored.
I'd rather be back home swindling widows and orphans!

Posted by guest , Jan 08, 2009 11:45PM

"Do I Have to go back and work on the scheme? I really Do need to hire some people to help me."

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 12:21AM

Bernie: Honey, you know when I slouch back like this with my hands behind my head that it's that special time for us...

Ruth: You mean time for a good cock sucking?

Bernie: If you want to call it that.

Ruth: You want me to call in the maid to watch?

Bernie: She can work the balls.

Ruth: I love you honey.

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 2:41AM

"There is nothing sadder than a Jew with a boat" - Jackie Mason

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 4:20AM

[Bernie NOT relaxing]

Damn! I forgot to add room for my sons in my Ponzi-escape-pod!!

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 5:49AM

@ Anal_yst

36 here....I think we all know its not his Rybo (nice boats btw). I'm just saying that its definitely not a boat. Boats dont have "rooms", they have bulkheads instead of walls, and if those materials were on a boat it would immediately capsize. There is probably no way to prove it, but I'm just saying, no way thats a boat interior.

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 7:55AM

"Come on, sweetie - you know I need my asshole fingered to come. Lemme see if you cut those french tips - last time my tuchus bled for three days."

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 7:56AM

@ 55. It's definitely a boat, spiral staircase leading to the deck, but not a Rybovich. I remember reading somewhere he had 2, one in FLA and one in France. Also, could be someone else's. You can put furniture on a big boat with no problems.

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 9:32AM

"C'mon baby...it's my bithday!"

"No."

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 9:32AM

"C'mon baby...it's my birthday!"

"No."

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 9:35AM

Is that the color they use in prison holding cells to calm the offenders?

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 10:21AM

"Darling, I know I am supposed to only be screwing the goyim, but these damn Jews are so rich and stupid!

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 11:03AM

Why do the rich have such tacky taste? Seriously. A tennage girl could do a better job decorating that interior.

It's like they purposely set out for the gaudiest, most offensively colored decor they could find.

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 11:50AM

captain full speed!!! set a course for prison

Posted by guest , Jan 11, 2009 8:24AM

See that lamp in the corner? Cost over 15 retirement funds of elderly widows...taste like that doesn't come cheap. Well, for his clients anyways.

Posted by guest , Jan 11, 2009 8:36AM

@64

I don't think it's their yacht. Both Madoff and his wife are holding on tight to their purses. Doesn't seem like they are at home at all. (Unless they hold on to their purses ALL the time.)