[Via Dealbook, Bernie and wife Ruth hangin' on their yacht while visiting Saint Tropez a few years back]
Earlier: Bernie Madoff Maxes and Relaxes
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Is that a yacht or his bubbe’s parlor?
go ahead if you really want the family jewels
“I stole all this stuff.”
What, me worry?
“Have you been able to track down our $450mm investment yet, Bernie?”
“No, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night!”
(yacht looks like crappy hotel lobby)
“Have you been able to track down our $450mm investment yet, Bernie?”
“No, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night!”
(yacht looks like crappy hotel lobby)
“Sure do wish I had a snuggie right now”
@ 5,6
Please re-post your ‘joke’ again. I’m sure it will be even better a third time.
@5
Yup, yacht interior (looks kinda spacious for a what, 55, depending on camera lens of course) sucks.
Also, sign #748 Bernie was completely full of sh!t: Who the f’ wears funeral/insane asylum attire on a freaking yacht?
“OK… ready for my shiksa ‘service’!”
@ 7
Slanket > Snuggie
I’d rather be phishing.
Hey Ruth, pull my finger. I’m about to phart. You heard of a Dutch oven? Well this is going to be a Dutch sofa once I break wind.
hmmm…gotta remember when I get back to the office…buy some more KO, more JNJ, and roll those OEX collars……
Oh wait, no I don’t!!!
I wish a Somali pirate had thrown them overboard.
Or better yet – torpedo.
“was the king, she’s the queen”
“why is my wife holding her bag so close to her, i would never steal anything!”
Johnny Cash is rolling over in his grave.
“Seriously honey, let go of the bag already. It’s not like the Feds are going to grab your jewels.”
“Bernie, how many times do I have to tell you – don’t touch my purse! If you need money – just take it from your clients!”
too jew, didn’t read
Is there some hard core ‘amateur old folks doing the dirty deed’ porn on the next slide on that roll of film?
Bess– That ain’t a yacht. That’s clearly a hotel lobby shot from the video.
@7:
haha easily the best caption
I said ALL black honey. We need to slip off in the cover of the dark tonight. Do you think my feet will be too smelly without socks?
25 Look at the spiral staircase – def a yacht.
Oh, Bernie, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Bernie
Hey, bernie
Oh, Bernie, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Bernie
Hey, Bernie
Oh, bernie, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Bernie
Hey, Bernie
You’ve been around all night
And that’s a little long
You think you’ve got the right
But I think you’ve got it wrong
Why can’t you say goodnight
So you can take me home, Bernie
‘Cause when you say you will
It always means you won’t
You’re givin’ me the chills, baby
Please, baby don’t
Every night you still leave me alone, Bernie
Oh, Bernie, what a pity
You don’t understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
@25- it’s a yacht.
1. The first comment was the best.
2. The sacred Hummel collection is to the right.
3. The painting is an original Thomas Kinkade – from the “Morning Dew on the Lighthouse” Collection. ™
4. It has to be a motel, right? Do old Jews put glass tops on their end tables? That’s worse than my old wasp relatives putting plastic on the furniture.
5. Black is always so slimming.
6. I wish someone would do something about how evil I am.
Bernie practicing how to get arrested…
PPPPHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT…
hey, chill out, what do you want me to do – I’m in t-bills waiting for FGG to give me a heads-up on the next SSC cycle. you’ll get your, let me guess…ummm…oh yeah, 12% this year, ok?
“Mr. Tattoo, have I caught any fish yet?!!”
@7 – you’re winning
Has anyone here even been on a boat? There is no way thats a boat. And did someone say thats the interior of his 55′ sportfish? Are you insane?
I wonder if I can screw as many jews as the crazy bastard from the 40s…
I wonder if I can screw as many jews as the crazy bastard from the 40s…
Hey, these pants make it look like I have a boner … this is awesome!
It is definitely a boat you $ucking dip sticks.
it aint gonna suck itself
@7- quit riding the shamwow wake
Chairman Cox, I’m ready for my blowjob now.
The cheesy-est ass $50 Billion dollar yacht interior EVER !!!!
Oh, the banality of my evil knows no BOUNDS!
Hoo ha haaaa, Mmmmmm hmmm hmmm, Ahhhhh, haaa HAAAAA!
is that a black condom?
Ruth: Honey you blew $50bn so I’m sure you can blow yourself…
Ponzi was a two-bit punk!!
I don’t have a good caption, but this photo did help me figure out who needs to play Madoff in the TV movie. Max Weinberg. Hopefully Conan O’Brian can spare him for a couple weeks of filming.
Ruthie, I’m bored.
I’d rather be back home swindling widows and orphans!
“Do I Have to go back and work on the scheme? I really Do need to hire some people to help me.”
Bernie: Honey, you know when I slouch back like this with my hands behind my head that it’s that special time for us…
Ruth: You mean time for a good cock sucking?
Bernie: If you want to call it that.
Ruth: You want me to call in the maid to watch?
Bernie: She can work the balls.
Ruth: I love you honey.
@ 36
Its a 56′ Rybovich or whatnot, pic(s) here, under the name “bull”, allegedly btw. The interior looks much more like something in the 75′+ range judging by the beam (ignoring the gross “spiral staircase” in the corner”. Thoughts?
http://www.thehulltruth.com/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=188436&start=1
“There is nothing sadder than a Jew with a boat” – Jackie Mason
[Bernie NOT relaxing]
Damn! I forgot to add room for my sons in my Ponzi-escape-pod!!
@ Anal_yst
36 here….I think we all know its not his Rybo (nice boats btw). I’m just saying that its definitely not a boat. Boats dont have “rooms”, they have bulkheads instead of walls, and if those materials were on a boat it would immediately capsize. There is probably no way to prove it, but I’m just saying, no way thats a boat interior.
“Come on, sweetie – you know I need my asshole fingered to come. Lemme see if you cut those french tips – last time my tuchus bled for three days.”
@ 55. It’s definitely a boat, spiral staircase leading to the deck, but not a Rybovich. I remember reading somewhere he had 2, one in FLA and one in France. Also, could be someone else’s. You can put furniture on a big boat with no problems.
“C’mon baby…it’s my bithday!”
“No.”
“C’mon baby…it’s my birthday!”
“No.”
Is that the color they use in prison holding cells to calm the offenders?
“Darling, I know I am supposed to only be screwing the goyim, but these damn Jews are so rich and stupid!
Why do the rich have such tacky taste? Seriously. A tennage girl could do a better job decorating that interior.
It’s like they purposely set out for the gaudiest, most offensively colored decor they could find.
captain full speed!!! set a course for prison
See that lamp in the corner? Cost over 15 retirement funds of elderly widows…taste like that doesn’t come cheap. Well, for his clients anyways.
@64
I don’t think it’s their yacht. Both Madoff and his wife are holding on tight to their purses. Doesn’t seem like they are at home at all. (Unless they hold on to their purses ALL the time.)