• 27 Jan 2009 at 8:58 AM

Citigroup Grounded?

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I know all you people want is to see Vikram Pandit and his pals flying in style but it looks like that may not happen. Or maybe it will! I really don’t know what to believe. Yesterday, in response to questioning regarding Citi’s possible acquisition of a $50 million, French-made Dassault Falcon 7X, Bill McNamee, head of CitiFlight Inc., told the Post, “Why should I help you when what you write will be used to the detriment of our company?” which translates to “hell fuck yeah (HFY), we bought that bitch and I’m sorry, we’re not sorry we did.” Then Senator Levin (D-MI)– no relation– got worked up over the use of taxpayer money going toward’s Count Vikula’s late in life dream of joining the mile high club, and Obama (via spokesman Robert Gibbs) noted that private jets aren’t “the best use of money,” and Rep. Frank threw in his two cents, and we had a scandal on our hands.
Now the Big C has a statement out claiming it has “no plans to take possession” of the aircraft. But at the same time, Citi spokeswoman Shannon Bell told the Post that the bank is “exploring all of its options,” including “the potential lease of the aircraft,” and presumably also the potential not-leasing of the aircraft. Plus, Bell also reminded us that C is in the process of selling two planes, so, really, if you think about it, they’re down one, and need this thing.
UPDATE: According to Steve Liesman, Citi put out it’s backtracking statement after receiving a call from a Treasury official last night.

Comments (35)

  1. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    That’s a fucking enormous flowerpot. Citi still living the dream through flora.

  2. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    Sure, why not? Citi steals $300 billion from the taxpayer (no different than Madoff except Citi feels they are owed)at will, so what’s a $50M Falcon? Hopefully it comes with the some vaseline for all those US taxpayer who have been bent over.

  3. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    These idiots at Citi honestly believe they bear no responsibility for running the company into bankruptcy as the downfall of the company was due to economic and market conditions, not because of poor decisions they may have made.
    As they bear no culpability for ruining the company, why should the suffer any of the consequences?

  4. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    That’s a fucking enormous flowerpot. Citi still living the dream through flora.

  5. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    Anybody have the numbers on this purchase, at this stage in the cycle cancellations can run 50% of agreed price. Probably not the way to go. Resale on these birds is way off, figure they’d eat 15m on that option. Taking possession makes the most sense. Maybe they should offer to ferry Senators whenever they need to go.

  6. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    Hey EP, is this a nice ride? Could you fly it for Vik given the right inducements?

  7. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    @5: Ding, ding ding!!!
    You are the big winner!
    The congress critters are just p.o.’d that they “officially” have to be shuttled around in creaky old military aircraft…when they are not being bribed; I mean, on a fact finding mission, sponsored by a campaign donor, I mean, lobbyist, I mean, interested corporate parties.
    They’re just jockeying for the first ride on the new luxury bird…

  8. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Who gives a crap what those idiots Obama and Co think?

  9. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    The balls on these guys are fucking enormous. I wonder how any of them can walk.
    A woman wouldn’t be so brazen.

  10. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    ..especially when they pissed millions away on his greatnessess inauguration?

  11. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    @5,7 great points. Will we see similar Congressional outrage the next time there is a story about Congressmen being flown on corporate aircraft?
    I certainly hope the Post will be as diligent about that as they are about checking on Citigroup’s fleet.

  12. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    @8
    Who gives a crap what you think?
    There’s a new Sheriff in town.

  13. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    All Wall Street CEOs should be in prison for the rest of their lives. They ruined their country with their unbridled Greed!

  14. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    @13
    c’mon mom, stop following me around on my websites

  15. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    @9 I see we’ve degenerated into flaming people and insults here. A new sheriff eh?..please go away and annoy someone else with your infantile comments.

  16. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    Citi knows what it’s doing. French plane and . . .
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/27/business/economy/27layoffs.html?ref=business
    Nice touch.

  17. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    @15
    Are you new here? You probably should go away.

  18. Posted by Phobos | January 27, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    @17
    I’m new here, wanna spoon?
    @16
    That was in Opening Bell but good catch, top form.

  19. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Vikram responds to the Senate, “Yes We Can!”

  20. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    C’mon, go big or go home. With the private jet you get a chance at a hum job from Maria B. Then the right to wear the coveted, “i love lipstick around my dipstick” t-shirt.
    -BeckyInAParka@DavosFan

  21. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    @ 18, you live in a small world.

  22. Posted by Cantillon | January 27, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    So does this mean Obama will stop wasting taxpayer money redecorating Air Farce One? Or would that be too consistent?

  23. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    What are those delicious looking pastries on the front plate? They come in so many colors!! I wish I was a hedge fund CEO, so I could fly in comfort and style. Zooooom!

  24. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    @22
    Change We Can Believe In

  25. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    Dust yourself off and get back to work.

  26. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 10:26 AM
  27. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    23 Those pastries are called macaroons. The french version, not the heavy ground coconut NY variety. You find them at Ladouree in Paris, and places like Maison du Chocolat on Madison/78. They are, in addition to being very expensive, absolutely delish. Light as air. And these are the big ones, which are really expensive.

  28. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Nothing but the best for Dinesh or whatever the fuck his dothead name is.

  29. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    @ 22…calm your ass down!

  30. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    Hey 22, I’ve got two words for you.
    I Won.
    - President Barack Obama

  31. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    @ 27…thanks. I’m headed to the Maison du Chocolat on Wall St. afterwork to chow dowm like VP. Take a look at these : http://www.lamaisonduchocolat.com/en/#/creations/macarons/1

  32. Posted by CapitolCapital | January 27, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    The macarons at La Maison Du Chocolat are ridiculously good. Crisp on the outside, chewey in the middle. Not cheap, but worth it – a bag of 6 large ones will run you about 4 shamwows. Don’t waste your time with the little ones, they lose the proper crisp/chewey ratio.

  33. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    To all the foolish believers:
    “no plans to take possession” of the aircraft. But at the same time, Citi spokeswoman Shannon Bell told the Post that the bank is “exploring all of its options,” including “the potential lease of the aircraft,”
    Key comment: “the potential lease of the aircraft”…
    Will say: We call our friends at GE, fund the clunker with zero FED money and lease it back…alas it’s off the books…and all those Barney Hot-Dog and Chris Dodd types can enjoy their next election campaign or vacation in French luxury.

  34. Posted by PacificGatePost | January 27, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    BY ANY OTHER NAME, THIS IS DISRESPECT AND ABUSE, OF TAXPAYERS AND SHAREHOLDERS
    http://pacificgatepost.blogspot.com/2009/01/disrespecting-taxpayers-shareholders.html
    The White House and Congress continue with misguided policies, and incompetent distribution of taxpayer money.

  35. Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 6:09 AM

    PANDIT: GIMME A TICKET FOR AN AEROPLANE
    (Gimme a Ticket for an Airplane, Don Williams)
    WilliamBanzai7
    Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
    I ain’t allowed to buy a new French jet plane
    Oh the good ol days are gone I’m a goin’ coach
    Tim Geitner jus’ wrote me a letter
    I don’t care how much airport time I gotta spend
    I got to go back to be bailed out once again
    Oh the good ol’ days are gone I’m a goin’ slow
    Tim Geitner jus’ wrote me a letter
    Well he wrote me a letter
    Said he could live with one less Wall Street bailout whore
    Listen mister can’t you see
    I gotta go back to get bailed once more
    Any way yeah
    Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
    I ain’t allowed to buy a new French jet plane
    Oh the good ol’ days are gone I’m a goin’ coach
    Tim Geitner jus’ wrote me a letter
    Well he wrote me a letter
    Said he could live with one less Wall Street bailout whore
    Listen mister can’t you see
    I gotta go back to get bailed once more
    Any way yeah

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