• 21 Jan 2009 at 3:28 PM

Dear Aspiring White Collar Criminal…

By Bess Levin

Have you considered Sarasota, Florida?
Culturally elegant and brimming with adventure, yet laid back and tranquil. This is a vacation destination like no other.
Wrapped with 35 miles of silken beachfront, Sarasota is a package of rich cultural history, sun-drenched islands, natural treasures and unlimited discoveries. Come … get to know Sarasota and Her Islands and see for yourself what makes this area so remarkable.
You’ll come for the white sands and breathtaking sunsets, but find there’s so much more to discover in Sarasota and Her Islands when you go beyond the beaches. Family festivals and activities. Arts, music and film. Romantic, gourmet dinners. Golf, sailing and fishing. World-class shopping. Weddings full of wonder.
Our lax attitude towards living mirrors our lax attitude to law enforcement. You will be pleased to know that our easy going law enforcement officials spend little time running down white collar crime. In many cases simply the expression of the desire to be left alone is enough to prompt our officers to pursue other, more rewarding opportunities. Police have already given up looking for our latest distinguished visitor, the now missing hedge fund manager Arthur Nadel as it is clear “he doesn’t want to be found.”
Our inviting atmosphere and easy to live with regulatory environment, combined with a high concentration of high net worth individuals nearing the end of their intellectual and cerebral lives makes Sarasota an ideal place to relocate. Come find out for yourself that sunshine and shady characters go hand in hand!
Nadel ‘Doesn’t Want To Be Found,’ Sheriff Says [FinAlternatives]

Comments (8)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    First!sl

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    Gone fishin’?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Well, shee-yit. If the boy don’t wanna be found, he ain’t gonna be found.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    Need to get those 2 US Marshalls who sniffed out the last fugitive in a Fla campground right on Nadel’s ass! They just love processing crooks who didn’t want to be found.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    S.F. Bay Area is another haven, though we recommend you have a law degree or marry an EvilEsq… http://www.evilesq.com/tag/atl/
    Protocol is to know someone at the US Attorneys Office and have a big bag of cash at the ready. Once pesky victims start complaining about your raping and pillaging make your doj contact an offer he/she can’t refuse in exchange for using his prosecutorial discretion not to pursue you. Then hope the victim doesn’t start a blog to let the world know you traded the public interests for yours.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    he went to Louisiana. out of jurisdiction.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    just got back from sarasota yesterday. compared to the weather here, it’s beautiful in srq. they made a law a few months ago that makes it illegal to have your music loud enough that someone can hear it outside of your car (not just school zone, hospital, but anywhere in the city). glad to see they’re chasing the real criminals.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 9:52 PM

    this just in, Bin Laden “doesn’t want to be found,” US Military to return home.

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