Richard here with great news and greater news. The great news: of every dollar you invested in our fund at the beginning of the year, you still have 72 cents. Not even sarcastically speaking, that's really good (those who don't think so are free to move their money to a fund run by Gendell). The greater news: my wife opened a new store which means more murses-- those highly fashionable white leather man purses I sport around town-- for me!
Perry Partners, L.P.:
As of close onDecember 31, 2008
Dec. 2008: -1.80%
YTD: -28.36%
Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 9:11AM
Richard Perry GETTING IT DONE!
Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 9:23AM
@1: -28% is not exactly "Getting it done". And I'm curious: is that 28% NET of all fees/expenses? If so, I am more impressed. If not, you can have them -30%.
Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 9:23AM
72 cents is the new killing it.
Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 9:28AM
@3 you are a complete douche bag. You must have worked at Lehman's Sarcasm Awareness Division with the brainiac from the Larry David post.
Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 9:41AM
@4
I would agree, 3 is a fucking moron.
Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 9:45AM
Bess,
Can you offer a brief Sarcasm 101, perhaps to be run in conjunction with the the Comment Posting 101 (One click ONLY, people), for all new joiners?
In the manner of Youporn, you would be asked to agree to these simple conditions, and if you don't agree you get sent to Clusterstock or Yahoo! or that fun-sounding Lehman class.
Would make it more fun for the rest of us.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jan 09, 2009 10:01AM
How about Dear Lennar shareholders...
Posted by miami , Jan 09, 2009 10:23AM
3 - Go back to your SWOT Analysis class at Smeal.
Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 11:31AM
Can you say MANPURSE?!?!
Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 12:13PM
My girl Debbie makes the best tacos!
Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 1:45PM
murse!!
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