The Post gives us this tantalizing hint on the possible status of Marcus Mistress Kelly Baker describing the days and moments before his last fateful flight:
Days before he tried to fake his death in a bizarre plane crash, accused swindler Marcus Schrenker pulled another brazen stunt – whisking his mistress away for a New Year’s Eve tryst in Florida as authorities raided his wife’s Indiana home.
The rogue investment manager, 38, flew girlfriend Kelly Baker, 31, to Key West….
She and Schrenker flew back home New Year’s Day and are seen in the videotape lounging at a table in the airport lobby.
“She was sick – probably from the night before,” said a source who saw the couple’s return.
[...]
Video footage shows [Schrenker] calmly loading and checking his plane, and doing doughnuts on the snowy airfield in a pickup truck before takeoff.
On The Wings Of Lust [New York Post]
woof
looks like michelle caruso cabrera, only uglier
I will take ‘because’ for $500 Bess
sorry EP
On top of knowing Marcus and Michelle, I went to school with this girl. She was awkward even back then and I can’t imagine her as someone’s side action. Blech. She’s twice divorced at 31 with a litter (x3) of tax deductions! Damn, that’s hot. Holy shit what was Marcus thinking. I wonder who else from my town will end up involved in this!
So tacky it’s boring.
@4,
You are not a smart man but you don’t know what love is.
He left Malibu Barbie for THAT?
@7
She must give one helluva dome job, all I can think of
@ 6
King’s English, please.
That guy on the video can’t even F’n read!!! Our country is doomed
@9, it’s a common quote (paraphrased) from Forest Gump, jackass. Pay attention.
(Forest Gump is a popular movie in the U.S. starring Tom Hanks as a ‘tard.)
@7 Wife was actually somewhat of a scud missle…Looked interesting for far away but as it got closer made you duck. The studio shot of them with the plane and the car made her look a lot better than reality.
Wife and this are a push in my book.
Hmmm… If I had millions and was picking out a girlfriend, I wouldn’t settle for anyone over 19. and I’d trade them out every year or so… particularly if I already had a wife – it’s not like he’s keeping them around to for intellectual conversation!
But, I don’t. Back to the ramen noodles for me!
@13
dude – when you’re hooking up side action, you sort of go for cum dumpsters that appreciate the rod, and won’t go messing up your shit
go it?
http://www.fbohotties.com/state.aspx?state=in
…figures
So this is ‘saddlebags’?
@ Seaman
Problem with reverting to the cum-dumpster anal freak for the side-action is that if they’re letting you literally fuck them six ways till sunday, they prolly won’t be too happy when you drop the truth on ‘em.
Not that I’d know from personal experience or anything, uh…
anal
that’s fair, but i think it’s a regional type of demarcation
let me explain: in NYC, cum dumpsters just off the bus are pretty easy to dupe, tag, and drop
out in the subrubs, it’s tricky – you’re best taking a train into nyc, and definitely stay away from divorcees
in the sticks, well, that’s pretty much voodoo, and you really need to focus on older MILF types, that view you as a distraction…the younger ones will mess your shit up
@ Seaman
No doubt, the level of “ruin your life crazy” lets call it definitely increases with radius from the City, although no matter where on earth you partake in this particular game, its the law of large numbers. Each additional C-dumpster you ‘dupe, tag, and drop’ you’re getting 1-step closer to finding one of the ‘ruin/end your life crazy’ ones.
All-in-all, its a risky game, and in the end, you’re likely only f*cking yourself.
11 – yeah, but not full ‘tard. You never go full ‘tard, man.